<![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> Here is another installment in my series of "unfortunate Gawker artist ads"

crazygutgut

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> I was ordained a ULC minister in 1969. The rumor at the time was that you could get out of the draft if you'd been ordained as early as 1967. I still have my ULC credentials(?) taped to my file cabinet in my office.

At the time of my ordination I got a flyer from ULC with pictures of other ULC elite clergy. These fine beings included a dog, a fish, and several humans who made the dog and fish look pretty good.

As for the musical comments above, I saw an opera sung in Sanscrit on Thursday, which was amazingly good.

Hare Krishna to all.

dulcamara

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> So if I was to crash a Mustang, would that make me an iconoclast?

mr.chophoppers

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> Coltrane's Om contains chants from a Hindu book.

amblito

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> @Mike the Dog: You obviously never heard 'Trane's album, "A Love Supreme". It's sublime.

buckminster

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> @68stang: Ditto that. Also, I doubt his true faith given that the '66 vert he has Jesus driving doesn't even appear to be a 289.

milo_carrera--now with Corrected Politicality

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> I'm as big a Mustang fan as you can get, but this makes me want to change my name to 68Camaro.

68stang

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> Mustang Jesus. I hope Hollywood picks up on this.

p3p3

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> Mustang über Ales ?

Jinn

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> Charles Ales is confused and has too much time on his hands. Curious though whether he'll find other people with his fixation who'll come to his church for worship.

Astos Green lasers rulz

Astos

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> @tenbeers: Nice!

You get wise. You get to church!

TRAMS_AM

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> Thou shalt have no other Ford before thee.

NovaloadMissesPolar

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> @TRAMS_AM: JESUS H TAPDANCING CHRIST I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!

tenbeers

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> @Benz250S: No, no, he's not sharing the throne with a Mustang, he's using it as a MIGHTY and RIGHTEOUS seat to DELIVER JUSTICE and MERCY, TEARING ACROSS THE VAST WASTELANDS AT BIBLICAL SPEEDS, HEALING LEPERS with FRENCH CARS and FORGIVING INNOCENT and MISGUIDED YOUNG MEN for owning FRONT WHEEL DRIVE SOULLESS APPLIANCES. ALL HAIL TO HIS MIGHT AND HIS HUMBLE and POWERFUL FORD MUSTANG!

TRAMS_AM

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> I guess Jesus did return... Oh man I smell a Special Edition. Plastic Dashboard Jesus Edition Mustang. It comes blessed. Has a sacrament holder. A bluetooth confessional built into it's Synch thingie. Holy water in the radiator. Crosses stitched into the upholstery. Tachometer stops at 6659 RPM. The four stations are on the shock towers.

Dang.

Hahahahahahaaaa

mytdawg

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: For once, I agree with an Atheist!
Jesus died on the Cross so that we could be delivered from sin's shackles. NOT so that we could make Him share His throne with a car! (and a poorly-built one at that)

Pretty disgusting concept, really.

Naturally Exasperated?

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> I think I would be a follower if he was the pastor of The Mustang Ranch!

UDMan

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> @vr6juan: Yeah, I followed the link after I made that comment. Boy, do I feel foolish...

Mike the Dog

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> @smoke~:
Brirish = British after the elections.

smokeydog001

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> Nobody could take 40 years to get out of Egypt unless they were driving a Brirish made Mustang.

smokeydog001

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> My ordination only set me back $3.00, and it wasn't that long ago.

I'll perform your marriage ceremony with y'all in your ragtop Mustang, as long as it isn't a Mustang II.

There is no convertible Mustang II? Great!

DrJimmy

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> @UDMan:

I think you nailed it...

Vintage Racer is out taking pictures

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> I wonder if they warn of the evils of Camaro ownership ...

Dave7

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> @Mike the Dog: I think had a spiritual awakening at one point and recovered from his substance abuse. He checked out a bunch of religions during that point and was consulting with a Hindu healer when he did die of liver failure

vr6john

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> @vr6john: "The Church of John Coltrane"? Do they use heroin as a sacrament?

Mike the Dog

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> I can just see old Chuck saying "the only church dedicated to the Mustang car...oh, and Jesus Christ too, I guess."

discontinuuity

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> @UDMan: No Dodge, no dodge.

beercheck

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> What time does the lions show start?

beercheck

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> wrong wrong wrong...Jesus would drive a bug...

But he would certainly be a guest Pastor at the Mustang Church of American.

The Church of John Coltrane was near my house but they had to move to another part of the City [edition.cnn.com]

vr6john

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> So, Pastor Ales (Father Ales, Preacher Ales, Reverend Ales?) Has a church dedicated to Jesus, and the Mustang. He takes collections (donations, bribes, whatever) and lo and behold, he owns a Boss 429 Mustang, and four (count 'em, four) Brand New Shelby Mustangs.

Forgive me for saying this, but how in the HELL is he getting away with this tax dodge?

UDMan

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> I would imagine they would consider the Mustang II to be a false profit.

graverobber- My Yugo Nova!

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> Second Kings chapter 9 verse 20.

John Krewson

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> I dunno guys

Jer 46:15
Why are thy Valiant men swept away? They stood not, because the LORD did drive them.

so we're at 2-1 mopar here

/agnostic

tenbeers

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> @tenbeers: A Fury, duh.

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> Even beeing an atheist this is blasphemy

BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ - now also back on two-stroke

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> @tenbeers: Apparently, a Mustang.

Mike the Dog

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> The Devil drives a Honda.

selfhatingotaku

]]> <![CDATA[Mustang Church Puts The Fun Back Into Fundamentalism]]> Lemme just get this out of the way real quick - WWJD?

tenbeers

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