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Lonely And Pathetic? Buy A Saleen Mustang From These Guys

JrodNJ — Sun, 04 May 2008 15:56:22 EDT

A little bit of overpriced plastic and so-so performance.

But the chicks look tasty.

JrodNJ

Lonely And Pathetic? Buy A Saleen Mustang From These Guys

Tachman — Sat, 03 May 2008 18:10:25 EDT

@reefer: .......well I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will

Tachman

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DoctorNine — Sat, 03 May 2008 15:28:09 EDT

DoctorNine

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DoctorNine — Sat, 03 May 2008 15:27:19 EDT

@rainsfather:
"Whats wrong with Oklahoma?..."

I think you just squeezed out a non sequitur there.

DoctorNine

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Nightwing — Sat, 03 May 2008 13:12:01 EDT

I see nothing wrong with a legitimate commercial that gives career advancement opportunities to a stripper.

Nightwing

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donkeyassman — Sat, 03 May 2008 06:03:16 EDT

Man thanks for reminding me of how much I love strippers...

Woo strippers!!

donkeyassman

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rg — Fri, 02 May 2008 23:16:37 EDT

I would think this ad would appeal to anyone that would buy a Saleen Mustang!

Lonely And Pathetic? Buy A Saleen Mustang From These Guys

NovaloadMissesPolar — Fri, 02 May 2008 22:54:29 EDT

Didn't I see that chick in the back of a garbage truck just the other day?

NovaloadMissesPolar

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rainsfather — Fri, 02 May 2008 19:38:13 EDT

@Matt Hardigree:
Whats wrong with Oklahoma? We don't have commercials like this. Our car commercials are just somewhat excited radio personalities talking about how great it is to own a Chevy.

rainsfather

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Addison — Fri, 02 May 2008 19:01:40 EDT

Plano, the bedroom community of Texas Instruments and Raytheon, whiter than Vanna's smile. Yeah, these girls are bored out of their minds....it's almost like a Paris/Nicole thing.

Addison

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ChickenDust — Fri, 02 May 2008 17:37:43 EDT

They look like good clean trouble

ChickenDust

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FЯeeMan — Fri, 02 May 2008 16:03:27 EDT

@selfhatingotaku: "posing on top of a washing machine if there was a demand for that sort of thing (actually thinking about it, there probably is)." Walk into your local Best Buy - there's a demand for it.

FЯeeMan

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wookie1901 — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:03:35 EDT

@rlj676: Before I knew it she was kneading my balls like two hard boiled eggs in a tube sock.
I'm a little ashamed about that.

I think one of the car wash technicians is actually chewing gum - nice touch.

wookie1901

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wonkydonky — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:37:36 EDT

Anna Nicole Smith has more energy than these vapid Symbionese Liberation Fembots.
-Funny, I used to think you could survive being a kidney donor but not a brain donor. Guess I was wrong.

Booor-iiinnng.

wonkydonky

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rlj676 — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:22:25 EDT

@reefer:

That's it.

Yeah, that is a great song.

rlj676

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Unevolved 8.04 — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:02:39 EDT

As far as North Texas car commercials go, I'll see your bored hot chicks, and raise you a cowboy on X:

Unevolved 8.04

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sweeper240 — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:59:00 EDT

haha whores

sweeper240

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Bo Darville — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:56:25 EDT

It's probably the General Manager's daughters trying to earn their allowance. Are you sure it's not Joe Simpson Ford?

Bo Darville

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abgwin — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:48:46 EDT

hmmm...

distasteful? sure

annoying? check

better than seeing Cal Worthington (and his dog Spot) in a bikini, washing a Challenger? yes indeed-a-lee-do!

Go see Cal
Go see Cal
Go see Cal!!

abgwin

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beercheck — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:38:08 EDT

This only sucks because it was a Saleen Mustang.

Envision this production, frame-for-frame, but with a 1998 Escort GT.

See? Pure awesome.

beercheck

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om nom de plume — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:34:40 EDT

to the "hot chicks:

you're so LAME,
you probably think this spot is about you

you're so LAAAAAAAME
you probably think men respect you, 'spect you, don't you! don't you????

end scene

om nom de plume

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BSAKat — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:33:06 EDT

Plano? Lawl, y'all!

BSAKat

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LUV_TRUK — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:29:32 EDT

At the Clermont Lounge in Atlanta they have 80s posters of girls in bikinis with tiny headbands posing next to a Countach. I want one of those posters so bad.

LUV_TRUK

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WilliamG. — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:27:30 EDT

I don't know what this says about me, but after looking at a video with bikini-clad blonds as a semi-exotic car, all I can think about is how crappy the production quality of that video is and how pathetic is is that somebody got paid good money to product it.

WilliamG.

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selfhatingotaku — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:23:23 EDT

I don't like this sort of posing stuff as its so boring. The girl obviously couldn't care less about cars and is simply doing it for the paycheck. She'd be posing on top of a washing machine if there was a demand for that sort of thing (actually thinking about it, there probably is).
I think its because its such a mild form of titillation that its just gets annoying and in the way. Why would I pick up a car magazine to look at half-naked girls when I could simply download pictures of fully-naked girls off the internet. (Which I do. Alot.)
I'd be more interested if the girl in question actually had an interest in cars, not if she was posing on the hood.

selfhatingotaku

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SupermotoThud — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:19:00 EDT

Am I the only one that thought the exhaust note was unpleasant? It was actually annoying to listen to this ad. I like v8 sounds, but this sounded like a canned sound from some .wav file.

And yes those girls look pretty damn bored.

SupermotoThud

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TheGuinnessTooth — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:04:36 EDT

@Red AuerБЯд╒╒: I'm going to throw down a COTD on this comment. I actually LOL'd, it wasn't a full out lulz attack, and I wouldn't call it lulzy, but it did induce some loling.

TheGuinnessTooth

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flightofthesuperbees — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:04:20 EDT

i think the director was attempting to use the flat concrete walls as a hint at what the girls used to look like prior to their visit to doctor breast implant

flightofthesuperbees

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Al Navarro — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:57:17 EDT

@StimulusCheckAsh:
Now that's a one-liner worthy of COTD.

Though I think there are plenty of other worthy nominees in that Senna post.

Al Navarro

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POLAЯSPHEЯE — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:56:33 EDT

We should be able to take out that Saleen, and replace it with the 19K-Mile Datsun 240Z. Now that would be a good ad!

POLAЯSPHEЯE

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reefer — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:54:54 EDT

@rlj676: ..are always better when the stripper is crying.

one of my favorite songs, song of the century!

reefer

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Placebo — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:52:11 EDT

Well, (I) they (would) do (hit) look (that) a little bored (eating a sangwich), but those ladies needed a paycheck just like the rest of us.

The last time I was at the doc's, he had me do a middle kauff.

Placebo

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Scroggzilla Raids Again! — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:47:46 EDT

Classy

Scroggzilla Raids Again!

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Fly I-80 — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:46:41 EDT

The way the sound goes on and off in that commerical made me homicidal, and I was sitting there watching it. If this was on in the background making that kind of racket--the way commericals are actually experienced--that would be worse than a night in the box.

Fly I-80

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rlj676 — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:44:27 EDT

Reminds me of the song "Lapdances are best when the stripper is crying" or something to that effect. (Bloodhound Gang?)

rlj676

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rlj676 — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:43:07 EDT

@AllenK:

Although they may not be what you'd look to marry, it would be hard to argue you are not attracted to them, wether you want to be or not.

rlj676

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AllenK — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:40:35 EDT

That was some kind of pathetic.

Unfortunately, those two models are prime examples of what's considered "hot" or "sexy" these days.

AllenK

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Number_Six — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:35:45 EDT

You've come along way, baby.

Number_Six

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TheTooth — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:31:41 EDT

@Ineterwebguy: I'm guessing you couldn't say anything nice?

TheTooth

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TheTooth — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:30:55 EDT

It's funny... they look so alike and generic that I didn't even notice there were two different ladies in the shot until I read the comments and re-watched the movie.

The looks on their faces are disturbing. I'm beginning to wonder if they were hired or imprisoned in a concrete building and were told to wash this car in a "sexy manner" or else they would never see the light of day again.

TheTooth

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Ineterwebguy — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:30:26 EDT

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Ineterwebguy — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:30:05 EDT

When they sell the car there going to have to use that money to pay foor all of the lawsuits lol then they will go into bankruptcy.
I Have to say if it was from any other state other then Texas I would have been surprised but well im not....
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TheTooth — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:28:25 EDT

@MazdaEric: It's your special purpose.

TheTooth

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Drujon — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:28:19 EDT

Bimbo's on cars is soooo last century. When cruising eBay for my next money pit, if I see a pic with some half nekkid chic, I will not even open the listing, it's insulting to me, to women, and actually anyone that walks upright.

Drujon

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Dr.Danger is in Denial — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:25:19 EDT

@graverobber- Same great taste, new low price!: I think its something much worse...like an angry dragon and a hot carl put together...maybe a foot also thrown in there.

I think its also called a Max Mosley

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Indiana Bento and the lost Temple of Citroens — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:25:17 EDT

I read the first 3 words of the title of this post and though "They found me out!"

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SubyDrew — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:20:42 EDT

Saleen Mustangs have never been about subtlety...

SubyDrew

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4.9 Port Fuel Injection BZR — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:17:01 EDT

Those girls couldn't be any more engaged if they were washing off Jabba the Hutt.

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graverobber- Two BEER minimum — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:16:40 EDT

I wonder if Middlekauff provides "happy-ending" car washes?

graverobber- Two BEER minimum

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Mazda Plainview — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:15:16 EDT

there's something happening inside my pants, what does it mean ?!?!?! :\

Mazda Plainview

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NatefromOgden — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:15:14 EDT

Those are some bored looking women! They are terrible. ANd washing it inside those boring concrete walls? What the sun doesn't shine in Plano anymore? Would have been much better if they had waited for a day with sunshine and hired a couple women that wanted to be there. Horrible.

NatefromOgden

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Ash78 — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:12:44 EDT

Saleen implants?

Ash78

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tenbeers — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:10:41 EDT

what's with the epilepsy-inducing "fades" between "scenes"?

tenbeers

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mytdawg — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:10:25 EDT

The old company I worked for was out of Plano. Rotten lousy crooked thieving conniving cheating dishonest overpriced under-performing skeevy fucking bastards, they were. I'm sure they still are, just not doing it to me anymore. Not that I hold a grudge or anything.

Probably the car dealers daughters.

mytdawg

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rlj676 — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:09:58 EDT

Texas

rlj676

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Berafftone — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:05:10 EDT

From the makers of Grand Theft Autism!

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