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Good Humor Man Steals Shampoo, Leads Police On Most Delicious Chase Ever

milo_carrera--now with Corrected Politicality — Sat, 03 May 2008 15:51:08 EDT

"They'd have gotten away with it, too, had it not been for a couple of minor details."

Those meddling kids and their dog?

milo_carrera--now with Corrected Politicality

Good Humor Man Steals Shampoo, Leads Police On Most Delicious Chase Ever

NovaloadMissesPolar — Fri, 02 May 2008 21:46:56 EDT

@Race7117: They tried to plea bargain but the judge said No Soap.

Don't worry, that'll wash right out.

And now, with all that shampoo but no conditioner, it's called "Tastee-Frizz."

I got nuthin.

NovaloadMissesPolar

Good Humor Man Steals Shampoo, Leads Police On Most Delicious Chase Ever

graverobber- My Yugo Nova! — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:45:44 EDT

@101 POLAЯ FOLLOWEЯS CAN'T BE WЯONG... WHO DID THAT??: Yeah, and you're less likely to do any nailing while driving the car. If you know what I mean.

graverobber- My Yugo Nova!

Good Humor Man Steals Shampoo, Leads Police On Most Delicious Chase Ever

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:31:16 EDT

@graverobber- Same great taste, new low price!: Naw, the hammer comes out looking better than the car after hitting a wall.

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

Good Humor Man Steals Shampoo, Leads Police On Most Delicious Chase Ever

Ineterwebguy — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:02:43 EDT

Would they prefer he not wash his hair ewwww , if he smelled relay bad can you blame him...
I say good job smelly ice cream man for trying not to smell .
but come on shampoo is only like a 99 cents.

Ineterwebguy

Good Humor Man Steals Shampoo, Leads Police On Most Delicious Chase Ever

OldeEnglishD misses Polar — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:47:09 EDT

@dculberson: YOU FORCED ME TU USE IT!!!!!!

OldeEnglishD misses Polar

Good Humor Man Steals Shampoo, Leads Police On Most Delicious Chase Ever

Doggie Daddy runs on gin — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:46:20 EDT

Talk about stupid. So you're gonna steal from a drug store. Do you steal drugs? No. "George, uh, let's steal some shampoo and soap. I hear we can get a good price for it in the NE section of DC."

Doggie Daddy runs on gin

Good Humor Man Steals Shampoo, Leads Police On Most Delicious Chase Ever

graverobber- My Yugo Nova! — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:39:09 EDT

@101 POLAЯ FOLLOWEЯS CAN'T BE WЯONG... WHO DID THAT??: The Smart Hammer.

From the same people who brought you...
?

graverobber- My Yugo Nova!

Good Humor Man Steals Shampoo, Leads Police On Most Delicious Chase Ever

dculberson — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:38:52 EDT

@tenbase: Oh, no! I know what you want! You covet my beloved ice cream bar!

dculberson

Good Humor Man Steals Shampoo, Leads Police On Most Delicious Chase Ever

Bret — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:34:54 EDT

So let me get this straight. An Ice Cream truck, lost control and plowed into an Avalanche?

Truth is indeed stranger than fiction.

Was there a chase down an alley, where the Ice Cream truck explodes through a pile of empty boxes. The Avalanche impact had to have been preceded by the Ice Cream truck crashing through a large plate glass window being carried by two guys in white coveralls.

As the police officers (one tall and skinny, one swarthy and 'gritty') approach the tastey wreckage the "Bicycle built for two" music (which had been playinng throughout this thrilling drama) slows and stops.

Cop 1 (the skinny one): We got 'em McNalley!
Cop 2: That's right.[throws cigarette to pavement] These punks will have plenty of time to cool off in the Graybar Hotel. [Pulls out small notebook and clicks ballpoint pen by thumping it against his chest].

--Freeze and pan back--
A chimp walks amongst the frozen actors - climbs McNalley.

Ice Cream crooks sneak away.

--Fade and roll credits

Bret

Good Humor Man Steals Shampoo, Leads Police On Most Delicious Chase Ever

Mjolnir427 — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:24:55 EDT

@ mechimike: It's DC. Collecting less-than-brilliant criminals is kind of it's municipal raison d'etre.

Mjolnir427

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blogsdo — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:23:58 EDT

Was that stupid music being blasted on those tinny loudspeakers during the chase?
I must know.

blogsdo

Good Humor Man Steals Shampoo, Leads Police On Most Delicious Chase Ever

Race7117 — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:15:02 EDT

Often I have been at tthe CVS and said man I need to steal some shampoo and soap. I guess they were trying to make a "clean " getaway!
Yes I went there, I had too, no one else did and someone had to be the corndog of the bunch

Race7117

Good Humor Man Steals Shampoo, Leads Police On Most Delicious Chase Ever

superbmtsub — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:02:20 EDT

So this be the ice-cream truck killer?

superbmtsub

Good Humor Man Steals Shampoo, Leads Police On Most Delicious Chase Ever

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:38:11 EDT

@graverobber- Same great taste, new low price!: It depends on the hammer!
There are some pretty nice hammers on the market today, including this one appropiately named the Smart Hammer.

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

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Feds — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:36:31 EDT

@skyln95:

While I do not agree with your grammar, I agree 100% with the sentiment of your statement.

No serious injuries + (-1) Avalanches = A good crash.

Feds

Good Humor Man Steals Shampoo, Leads Police On Most Delicious Chase Ever

mechimike — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:29:54 EDT

Of course this was in the DC region. There seemed to be an overwhelmingly high number of stupid criminals there. Probably, per capita, more than enywhere else I've ever lived.

Interesting factoid of truthiness: La PLata, MD has one of the highest rates of tornado strikes in the state of Maryland.

mechimike

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tenbeers — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:29:50 EDT

@smalleyxb122:

[i25.tinypic.com]

you're not like the others, you like the same things I do! waxed paper, boiled football leather, dog breath...we're not hitchhiking anymore! we're RIDING!

tenbeers

Good Humor Man Steals Shampoo, Leads Police On Most Delicious Chase Ever

graverobber- My Yugo Nova! — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:28:00 EDT

You notice it's only in the movies where criminals aren't dumber than a box of hammers?

graverobber- My Yugo Nova!

Good Humor Man Steals Shampoo, Leads Police On Most Delicious Chase Ever

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:24:40 EDT

Don't worry, there'll be plenty of soap and
shampoo bottles on the shower floor in jail!

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

Good Humor Man Steals Shampoo, Leads Police On Most Delicious Chase Ever

Maymar is convinced M.C. Escher engineered his car — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:22:03 EDT

I don't care if anyone was injured, what about the ice cream?

Maymar is convinced M.C. Escher engineered his car

Good Humor Man Steals Shampoo, Leads Police On Most Delicious Chase Ever

smalleyxb122 — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:17:47 EDT

No officer, we don't know anything about any stolen shampoo. All we have in the truck are these delicious Pert ice cream bars.

smalleyxb122

Good Humor Man Steals Shampoo, Leads Police On Most Delicious Chase Ever

tenbeers — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:17:36 EDT

sooo, who wants to head over to the pick a part with me and cannibalize that vortec v8?

tenbeers

Good Humor Man Steals Shampoo, Leads Police On Most Delicious Chase Ever

BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ - Also smoking his cigar in the CSRSL — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:12:11 EDT

He´d better take a fast fast-food truck
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BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ - Also smoking his cigar in the CSRSL

Good Humor Man Steals Shampoo, Leads Police On Most Delicious Chase Ever

skyln95 — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:09:48 EDT

thank god. there's one less avalanche off the road.

skyln95

Good Humor Man Steals Shampoo, Leads Police On Most Delicious Chase Ever

The Name's Ash78, Housewares — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:05:34 EDT

"What is this, some kind of shampoo court?!"

/obscure

The Name's Ash78, Housewares