The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever - Jalopnik Comments

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

bzr — Thu, 01 May 2008 20:48:41 EDT

"Man, all y'all look alike!"

/It's ok, I'm with the band...

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

vitrium — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:52:52 EDT

i guess amongst some of you there are those who can't differentiate between chinese or japanese or any type of asian at all.

japanese do not have an "L" sound in their language
chinese can and do have "L" sound in theirs

I don't mind the jokes, but at least get it right before you start shooting your mouth off...

vitrium

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

FrankGrimes — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:11:53 EDT

what about those evolution fish? i bet they would have a Mao with legs with letters "whatever he says"

FrankGrimes

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

FЯeeMan is slowly cЯawling out of the new commenting system — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:46:12 EDT

@smoke: Don't they come with those from the factory? At least some of them?

FЯeeMan is slowly cЯawling out of the new commenting system

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

Gabroxy — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:30:08 EDT

WTF ???
anti Carrefour ?????

Gabroxy

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

NovaloadMissesPolar — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:16:17 EDT

Actually, I'm kinda with them on the Jack Cafferty thing.

NovaloadMissesPolar

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

OldeEnglishD misses Polar — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:04:18 EDT

@graverobber- Same great taste, new low price!: I will agree with you there.....

OldeEnglishD misses Polar

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

smokeydog001 — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:42:42 EDT

I'm waiting for yack nutz!

smokeydog001

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

Braff is Thad Longlove — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:39:33 EDT

This whole thread goes against all that was posted in Al's Commenting Crass on Commenting Crass...

aw shit...

Braff is Thad Longlove

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

graverobber- It says Loud Pipes Save Lives — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:34:13 EDT

@OldeEnglishD: Well, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

graverobber- It says Loud Pipes Save Lives

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

OldeEnglishD misses Polar — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:27:49 EDT

Y'all gonna piss off LionZoo any minute now.

OldeEnglishD misses Polar

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre! — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:01:07 EDT

@bzr - Pinko Commie Bastard Edition: This is the reason why I left that space blank.

excellent

Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre!

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

bzr — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:39:14 EDT

@bzr - Pinko Commie Bastard Edition: Ok, let's try this again.

bzr

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

bzr — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:28:26 EDT

@Dr.Danger's got juice!: Only if he pees on Nikita Khrushchev.

bzr

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

combat chuck — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:22:37 EDT

@NICKNICK: Rickshaw Nutz?

combat chuck

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

milo_carrera — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:59:16 EDT

@NICKNICK, Ash, Pillar of Decorum: Stop it! I'm gonna pee myself!

milo_carrera

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre! — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:54:13 EDT

Maovin

Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre!

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

Doggie Daddy runs on gin — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:19:41 EDT

Confucius say "Bumper sticker not allowed on China made car, upset delicate balance of weight ratio, make bumper fall off."

Doggie Daddy runs on gin

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

Ash78 — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:10:23 EDT

"If I'da known it was gonna turn out like this, I'd have picked my OWN leader."

"Think Grobarry. Act Rocarry."

"Nike: Just Sew It"

Ash78

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

NICKNICK — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:03:20 EDT

Keep honking, I'm reeducating.

NICKNICK

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

NICKNICK — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:02:19 EDT

You can have my Little Red Book when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands.

NICKNICK

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

WheatKing — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:01:56 EDT

For the eternal glory buick driving of safely protection

WheatKing

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

NICKNICK — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:01:21 EDT

If you can read this, you've probably been to cram school.

NICKNICK

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ is Gavião Bueno — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:55:00 EDT

東熱車樂惡圖 take that glingos

BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ is Gavião Bueno

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

NICKNICK — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:54:39 EDT

"Don't blame me, I didn't vote for him"

NICKNICK

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

NICKNICK — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:53:19 EDT

Yes this is my rickshaw; no I won't help you move.

NICKNICK

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

NICKNICK — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:51:48 EDT

"I brake for lead paint"

NICKNICK

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

NICKNICK — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:49:45 EDT

"Baby would be on board if I hadn't drowned her in the Yellow River because I wanted a son."

NICKNICK

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

diskreet — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:49:31 EDT

Every other year the rest of the world happily pretends China isn't ruining everything they try to build. Damn olympics.

diskreet

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

NICKNICK — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:48:34 EDT

@drunkcanuck: What about "My dog ate your dog. Oh wait, that was me."

NICKNICK

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

NICKNICK — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:48:05 EDT

@graverobber- Same great taste, new low price!: what about "My kid beat up your honor student. Oh wait, that was the secret police."

NICKNICK

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

drunkcanuck — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:43:34 EDT

What about the "My child is the hotdog eating champion of the world" bumper sticker..

drunkcanuck

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

graverobber- It says Loud Pipes Save Lives — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:43:02 EDT

Needs a My kid is an honor student at the Socialist People's Party Re-Education Camp sticker.

graverobber- It says Loud Pipes Save Lives

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

DustyButt — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:34:57 EDT

He should test that CNN sentiment and put a bumper sticker on the car that contradicts a Chinesse gov't policy... See who's right buddy... Ga'head.

DustyButt

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

Ash78 — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:33:25 EDT

How about Mao peeing on Hobbes (Thomas)?

Ash78

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

POLAЯ — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:29:33 EDT

...wait until they get Mao peeing on things.
That's some funny shit right there, Matty!

POLAЯ

The Chinese Getting Bumper Stickers, Get Ready For Best Olympics Ever

Ash78 — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:27:12 EDT

Where's the "Big Baby on Board" sticker?

Ash78