<![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty - Jalopnik Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jalopnik.com.png <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty - Jalopnik Comments]]> http://jalopnik.com Thu, 01 May 2008 16:11:26 EDT Thu, 01 May 2008 16:11:26 EDT http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5481409 I used to eat fries in my Duster a lot. One morning, I opened the door and this giant cockroach (palmetto bug) was eating my almost-new Grant GT steering wheel. He/she/it ate the foam to the steel core overnight! So, no more fries for me in the car.

MOPAR-MAN

]]> 12:385684:c5481409 Thu, 01 May 2008 16:11:26 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5474203 @TheTick247: Sorry, just really tired of seeing all the out of shape kids around. You are killing your own children people, wake up!

OldeEnglishD

]]> 12:385684:c5474203 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:01:26 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5469713 My brain hurts now.

ViperBorg

]]> 12:385684:c5469713 Thu, 01 May 2008 07:47:55 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5467967 Where do I keep my curried mayonnaise?

And:

mr.chöppèrs

]]> 12:385684:c5467967 Thu, 01 May 2008 00:01:17 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5467852 Every time I think I want fries I go park outside McDs and tell myself if I see one skinny person over 20 go in or out I'll go in and buy some. I never have.

Picarso

]]> 12:385684:c5467852 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:49:02 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5467302 This is not as bad as the screw on nipple to turn a 20 oz coke into a baby bottle. At least I haven't seen one for sale in several years.

SubyDrew

]]> 12:385684:c5467302 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:57:43 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5467076 Bah! I just pour them into the bag, chuck the cardboard sleeve behind the seat an munch away.

Solo_Racer

]]> 12:385684:c5467076 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:38:27 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5467041 i only drink beverages in my car, and i even feel dirty doing that. the thought of eating, then touching the steering wheel and shifter, is horrifying to me.

dominetta_vitali

]]> 12:385684:c5467041 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:36:22 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5466055 In soviet America, fries hold french fry holder!

Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy

]]> 12:385684:c5466055 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:14:18 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5465411 @FrankGrimes: Yeah, but they don't rot; they just petrify, so they're really easy to remove. Not even the burgers rot. I found one that was probably 2 years old and it looked a little faded, was hard as a rock but otherwise looked normal. We had to rack our brains to remember when we'd been to that burger joint. It truly was about 2 years.

Novaload

]]> 12:385684:c5465411 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 20:22:27 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5464897 I don't think that cup in the front of the fry-holder is for ketchup. I think it's so you can keep your Lipitor and nitroglycerin pills easily accessible while driving.

TheTick247

]]> 12:385684:c5464897 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:56:00 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5464827 @OldeEnglishD: Man, you're one "Get off my lawn you damn kids!" from being one of those old guys who rants at strangers outside the grocery store.

That being said, I agree with your rant whole-heartedly.

TheTick247

]]> 12:385684:c5464827 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:52:01 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5462956 I personally would appreciate something like this. Or anyone who had to dig out piles of petrified fries under the carpet of their newly aquired hoon mobile. I detest eating in the car but it would be nice for the people I buy cars from.

FrankGrimes

]]> 12:385684:c5462956 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:58:12 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5462862 well, there is now a use for the 4 cupholders per person you get standard in every minivan sold in america. i never understood what was wrong with one per person max, but i guess i just dont get it, as the marketing gurus would say.

Troggie42

]]> 12:385684:c5462862 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:52:31 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5462368 And to think, with minor mods it could probably hold a half-dozen Chicken McNuggets if desired... (or carrot and celery sticks, heaven forbid...)

charles_barrett

]]> 12:385684:c5462368 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:27:40 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5461705 i heart french fry in car holding device

muhnkee_2

]]> 12:385684:c5461705 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:58:18 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5461548 @boosted-lego-wagon:

Damn, looks like I missed that paraody. I should have remembered to check Da Gr8 Tim's Tempo and Topaz page before posting. Staircar has bad cotomer sevis.

[users.1st.net]

staircar

]]> 12:385684:c5461548 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:51:56 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5461493 Big Ass Holder is the new name for car seat. The steering wheel has become "Eating Hand Rest" and GMC now come with a build in Kleenex disposer.

sos10

]]> 12:385684:c5461493 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:49:35 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5461378 meh. BK makes their fry containers cup holder sized.

doofusgumby

]]> 12:385684:c5461378 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:46:13 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5461251 that still won't stop kids or drunken friends from dropping them on the floor in the back seat only to be found 6 months later under the seat while cleaning out the car.

skyln95

]]> 12:385684:c5461251 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:41:00 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5461194 Blingphiles should consider an oval-shaped exhaust tip - it'll do the same job and look twice as...shiny.

On th' other end of the spectrum, misers could wrap a sock around a vacuum attachment, which should hold the fries just fine...just make sure both are clean first!

bmoredlj

]]> 12:385684:c5461194 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:38:43 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5460967 @Chinese Knockoff Bento: That's truly disgusting.... and it looks like he's lovin' it!

UDMan

]]> 12:385684:c5460967 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:30:16 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5460831 @boosted-lego-wagon: the last paragraph on that page is mind-bendingly funny...

FatBraff

]]> 12:385684:c5460831 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:25:50 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5460618 Oh, and for all the COTD nominators, disqual:

[users.1st.net]

boosted-lego-wagon

]]> 12:385684:c5460618 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:18:11 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5460506 @staircar: for those 5000 calories or less, I'm free.

boosted-lego-wagon

]]> 12:385684:c5460506 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:14:30 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5460391 Forget the 100mpg car, how about the 100lb-less-fat driver? Shadetree Mechanic on TNN taught me that 100 extra lbs in a car translates to 1 less MPG. If a family of 4 were to go from Morbidly Obese to just regular obese, their 12mpg SUV would instantly become a 16 mpg SUV...

Just saying.

Feds

]]> 12:385684:c5460391 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:10:12 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5460329 @bswinfor: That depends on which way you turn, they could be flung at the driver also.

RalphieDC

]]> 12:385684:c5460329 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:07:49 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5460283 @seanz0rz: "death pallet"... HAHAHA

FatBraff

]]> 12:385684:c5460283 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:06:27 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5460270 @Grive: @FreeMan: (and Travis): Looks more like a french fry holder than a sign of the apocalypse to me.

Also, my experience is that french fry containers, robust though they are, are pliable enough to fit in the cupholder directly.

Bumblebee

]]> 12:385684:c5460270 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:05:53 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5460249 I hope when they make the English version, they remember to make it an imperial pint and not a wussy US pint.

Ash78

]]> 12:385684:c5460249 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:05:09 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5460227 OK, this is sad. I got to think about this stupid thing.

It's got the ketchup holder pocket on the side. What are you supposed to do with the ketchup? Do you squeeze it into the pocket? Do you open the pouch and put it in there? If so, how do you open it? I just tear the corner off of mine - this looks like it would require you to remove the entire end. How do you do that without squirting ketchup everywhere? Does soccer mom carry special scissors for just such a purpose? Will someone please stop me before I kill any additional braincells thinking about this abomination? Darn. Too late...

FreeMan

]]> 12:385684:c5460227 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:04:31 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5460219 Great news: It also functions as a CPAP machine mouthpiece at night!

Ash78

]]> 12:385684:c5460219 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:04:15 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5460192 Clarkson is gonna have a field day with this.

terraform

]]> 12:385684:c5460192 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:03:19 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5460155 @teargas: Then the American thing to do would be to buy it anyway then sue the manufacturer when it "doesn't fit in my car"...

dwegmull

]]> 12:385684:c5460155 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:02:06 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5460149 @staircar: Well played.

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot

]]> 12:385684:c5460149 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:01:42 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5460136 I'm going to order 2, one for the 4runner and one for my wheelchair when I'm too fat to walk. Maybe another for my death pallet, since I'll be too fat to get into a bed.

seanz0rz

]]> 12:385684:c5460136 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:01:16 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5460133 But Wendy's already gives their fries in a cup-shaped container, and it doesn't look like it'll fit the square-shaped container from Harvey's. I have little need for going anywhere else. Fail.

Maymar

]]> 12:385684:c5460133 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:01:09 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5460132 The indignity of this is not as potent as my home-made banana holder with the hands-free eating feature.

Kaiser-Machead

]]> 12:385684:c5460132 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:01:08 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5460111 [img165.imageshack.us]

This guy Bought 3 (Thanks Ash)

Bentos, Der Frischmacher!

]]> 12:385684:c5460111 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:00:18 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5460078 Looks like it would be good for soup too.

graverobber- Same great taste, new low price!

]]> 12:385684:c5460078 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:58:51 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5460034 with the Saab dashboard cup-holder, they'd be in the passenger floorboard in no time, no-stick grip or not.

bswinfor

]]> 12:385684:c5460034 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:57:36 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5460026 I don't know. It makes sense in the 14 cupholder car world we live in. Like one for fries, an adapter for your burger and another for the big coke, make that a diet coke.

Rabbi Dave

]]> 12:385684:c5460026 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:57:25 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5459975 @staircar: COTMF'nD!

Chris in KY

]]> 12:385684:c5459975 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:55:31 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5459918 it's sold out sad. And I think the original of this circulated in 2006. this looks nicer though.
[blogs.cars.com]

Rabbi Dave

]]> 12:385684:c5459918 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:53:37 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5459910 Great, let's give these to all the minivan driving Mom's that sue McDonalds because their kids are fat while completely ignoring the fact that they are shoving 3000 calories down their kids pie-hole every day and the only excercise that the kid gets is a thumb workout while playing his Playstation 3 or the brief exertion of picking their motorized scooter up off the curb so they can go over to their friends house and have pizza dinners with them!

/rant

OldeEnglishD

]]> 12:385684:c5459910 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:53:25 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5459891 What if none of your cars have cupholders?

teargas

]]> 12:385684:c5459891 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:52:41 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5459874 God Bless America

Mazda-Eric-with-1cup-arugula

]]> 12:385684:c5459874 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:52:16 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5459830 If it was heated to keep the fries warm, this would be perfect.

B

]]> 12:385684:c5459830 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:51:03 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5459814 @staircar: COTD nom!

FatBraff

]]> 12:385684:c5459814 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:50:38 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5459803 It won't hold Del Taco fries? Pass...

FatBraff

]]> 12:385684:c5459803 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:50:15 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5459730 Yeah but then where do I put my beer?

piththeelder

]]> 12:385684:c5459730 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:47:53 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5459712 One more knife in my hope for America.

FreeMan

]]> 12:385684:c5459712 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:47:12 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5459663 I can imagine Leno's "You know, how fat are we getting..." monologue joke.

ranwhenparked

]]> 12:385684:c5459663 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:45:35 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5459648 This is... wrong. In more than one level.

Worse yet, I instantly considered to purchase one.

Grive

]]> 12:385684:c5459648 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:45:01 EDT <![CDATA[French Fry Holder Holds Your Fries, Fatty]]> http://jalopnik.com/385684/french-fry-holder-holds-your-fries-fatty#c5459641 I live my life a Quarter Pounder at a time.

staircar

]]> 12:385684:c5459641 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:44:49 EDT