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F1 Carbon Watch Concept Doesn't Include Hookers

Weather and darkness will not be an issue — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:23:59 EDT

@joshman: You joking? Fuck the old bastard and his pal uh, what's his face, you know the other one making far too much money in the process of destroying F1.

Weather and darkness will not be an issue

F1 Carbon Watch Concept Doesn't Include Hookers

Weather and darkness will not be an issue — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:21:23 EDT

what do you mean "took his inspiration from f1"? he did nothing of the kind. he's simply cashing in on the cachet of the worlds most popular motorsport. there is piss all that says 'f1' about that watch. oh 'tyre' maybe.

Weather and darkness will not be an issue

F1 Carbon Watch Concept Doesn't Include Hookers

boognish — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:49:32 EDT

I wear a Casio Mudman from the G-shock line. Its shock resistant, (duh) does everything this carbon fiber cockring does, costs less, and is waterproof to the depth where you have to mix helium into your breathing supply, and in my opinion, looks better. But you cant buy brains or taste!

boognish

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Kelly — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:57:52 EDT

Um, I recently ressurected a Casio Data Bank which not only has every single time zone on the planet in it, but also the F1's lap timer and stop watch.

Oh, and it also has a calculator, five settable alarms, an electronic Rolodex, and a voice recorder.

Wait, it's not carbon-fiber, just plastic, which is why it has much more functionality for likely less than 1% of this F1 watch's cost.

Kelly

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SpeedWagon - Needs COTD bailout. — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:46:35 EDT

Finally an accessory to match my house arrest ankle bracelet!

SpeedWagon - Needs COTD bailout.

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yellofury * * * * * — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:30:38 EDT

reminds me of designs by Phillipe Starck

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FЯeeMan is slowly cЯawling out of the new commenting system — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:18:56 EDT

The conversation in 2012:
"Hey, Joe, lookit my cool watch! I can tell you what time it is in Singapore."
"Great, Frank, why would I want to know what time it is in Singapore?"
"Because there's an F1 race there next weekend, of course!"
"Um, Frank, F1 hasn't been to Singapore for years now."
"Oh..."

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F1 Carbon Watch Concept Doesn't Include Hookers

delsydsoftware — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:57:56 EDT

I'll pass. Scientists are discovering some nasty side effects from direct contact with some complex carbon molecules. I don't want to wear a wristwatch for 8 hours a day and find out if carbon fiber is included in the list of things that make your balls fall off.

delsydsoftware

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AndyDuncan — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:51:18 EDT

To paraphrase: "A Douche and his trust fund are soon parted."

AndyDuncan

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clank-o-tron — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:33:33 EDT

I stopped reading after "eighteen identical rubies".

clank-o-tron

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damnelantra™ — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:28:40 EDT

hey i tried alrigh

damnelantra™

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boosted-lego-wagon — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:23:26 EDT

@damnElantra: you're breaky-ing my heart.

boosted-lego-wagon

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elwood — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:22:16 EDT

@damnElantra: Liberaci, and you're not him either.

elwood

F1 Carbon Watch Concept Doesn't Include Hookers

elwood — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:21:45 EDT

So wait, is this an ACTUAL watch, or some designer's concept sketch?

elwood

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damnelantra™ — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:11:43 EDT

i like it, just loose the damn crystals. im not liberachy

damnelantra™

F1 Carbon Watch Concept Doesn't Include Hookers

grzydj — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:46:31 EDT

That's match my carbon fiber mountain bike nicely, but that's sort of roadie territory when you start talking about matching your wardrobe to your bike.

grzydj

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Maymar is convinced M.C. Escher engineered his car — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:45:56 EDT

Are women athletic enough to wear an F1 watch? We've seen Danica wearing that big clunky thing, and there's the carbon fibre bit. But it must be weighed down with tonnes of F1 heritage.

Maymar is convinced M.C. Escher engineered his car

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harumph — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:33:09 EDT

You guys are planning to get some real mileage out of the hooker story, huh?
Get it? Mileage! Ha!

harumph

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acidic — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:31:30 EDT

You can also keep tabs on when the hidden camera will run out of tape.

acidic

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boosted-lego-wagon — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:30:30 EDT

Kind of looks like wrist restraints actually.

boosted-lego-wagon

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joshman — chasing that star — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:30:29 EDT

Anyone else think we need a break from Max bashing? I'm sure it will all start up again after the FIA meeting in June. I don't wear watches but this one looks cool. Somehow though I just can't see Kimi strapping this on after he gets off the scale and before he sits down at the after-race press conference to be interviewed by Peter Windsor.

joshman — chasing that star