<![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> mmmmm doughnuts!

Weather and darkness will not be an issue

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> @wonderbrad: "Donuts are retarded anyway. What a great way to mess up your car and ruin your tires."

I'm gonna play this one safe and just go ahead and weep for your children.

bmessina

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> schiesse!

he who still uses a sony clie, and once called himself rimplestultskin

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> @pradster:
and Valencia! ;)

yagobal

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> @Lounatic:
F1 runs on street courses.

yagobal

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Hoon of the day!

Lerxst

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> @Maxichamp: well, maybe :D

qwerk

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> @drewdraws2: yes

qwerk

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> NASCAR is quietly laughing right now...Nothing like a little bump and run.

frank_rizzo

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> The tyres he just burnt up probably cost more than the wing anyway. Shouldn't get down on Nick - his beard is so much manlier than Jensen's.

the good dr zero

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> @John Krewson: "Ach, das werden recht ausgebüffen."

I'm pretty much mired in monolingualism, but that looks to me like the German version of that phrase we all love and hate (about buffing). Made me laugh.

Mark Miller

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> @escapenguin:

Carbon Fiber, most likely.

Airport_Whiskey

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Nothing spectacular... the sound annoys me.

Shprocket

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> "My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."

Racingindrag

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> @pradster:

And Melbourne.

Mad Maxxis

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> @Lounatic: WTF, have you heard of Monaco and the upcoming singapore circuit????

pradster

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Ach, das werden recht ausgebüffen.

John Krewson

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Just imagine how much it had to suck to have to drive back down through the corridor of people who just watched you crash into a stationary object.

something_unique_and_descriptive

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> When I saw EARGASMIC at the start of the Camaro clip, I clicked, I watched, I leaned into the speakers, and was left... wanting.

F1 is so in a different league.

700 mile/HR racing tape* was made for such occasions.
Slap the nose cone back on and go.
*(Duct tape for neophites)

smart42

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> totally fired

ChristianGM

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> As Nelson Muntz would say, "HA, HA."

M0L0TOV

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> That sound is like a bunch of 18-year-old Humpback Whales playing in their own shred-metal band.

wonkydonky

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> I can't believe a major company would have an f1 car doing donuts with so little crowd protection around! If he had hit anything else, it could have been ugly, legally and in terms of injuries.

Donuts are retarded anyway. What a great way to mess up your car and ruin your tires.

wonderbrad

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> BMW Drivers! (rollseyes)

fiat22turbo

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Danica wouldn't have done that.

allenparkpete

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> good thing no one was watching when it happened, oh wait...

Laser Guided

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> I wonder what those wings are fabricated from. Sounded in my head like when I crunch on a Cheeto.

escapenguin

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Shucks, that'll buff right... oh, nevermind, we'll just snag the trunk wing offah one of the rice-racers in the parking lot and duct-tape it on. Good as new...!

Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> @Volvo144: That bloody well won't buff out!!

Skunky

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> @JimBobJoeBobJim: It was hardly a crash because he was going slow and the piece still came off easily... plus I think the tree should have clued him in that he may not have had the room, regardless of his seat height.
oh well... there is no way he is paying for it.

Ω ß®ªғғ

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> @racerx: I was thinking the same thing...wouldn't it be great to have an electric guitar that made that sound!

nosirrahg

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> It was hardly a crash, and in his defense, the drivers sit awfully low in the cars...

JimBobJoeBobJim

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> And nobody cheers? WTF?

LandofID

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> I watched Nigel Mansell do donuts like that @ Silverstone with the last of the unrestricted turbo cars during a historic car event. He pulled up sideways in front of the main straight grandstand, waved and dropped the throttle and clutch at the same time. He did 2 rotations waving at the crowd the entire time. The tire smoke blocked the view of the garages and drifted all the way to the last turn.

Very good stuff!

NatefromOgden

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> I think Heidfeld was merely demonstrating his contempt for that useless wing on the nose. Intentional!

EmperorPalpatine

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> See, this is why Germans don't have fun.

cardboardbelt

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Doink!

That's the first noise that popped into my head, I watched it without sound. The best part is how that little fender-bender cost as much as an average house.

Unevolved

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> fired!

caw2007

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> At least he didn't kill anybody like we do over here in the States. Non-Streetlegal cars here are like magnets to steel with spectators.

SLR_BlowerMania

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Don't worry, that'll buff right out. . .

Schm, lord of Torques!

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Hit and run, huh? Perhaps he had just drank a bit too much bier, and didn't want to stick around.

philibuster

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> @racerx: Yeah I pulled that one out of thin air... can you believe it?

Ω ß®ªғғ

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Buwahahahahahahaha!

Mazda Eric has his own radio show

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Rednecks can do it better than that!

Come'on Germany!

TexanIdiot25 could use some of that bail out money

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> D'oh!

crankcase

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Awesome and he doesn't linger after the crash, he just gets the hell out of there. I'm the same way when I commit a hit-n-run.

Sth002000

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> He was sooooo cool and then right at the end lost it. Aww well still love ya Nick.

Corvette_Thunder

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> When I saw the donut area, I thought he was going to plow through the barriers into the people. With no front wing airbags, anyone on a bicycle would have been dead for sure.

TheTooth

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Heidfield: "Do I have to pay for that?"

Froggmann

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Kinda sounds like they busted out laughing when he boinked the curb.

escapenguin

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Oh well, it's not like he put on an SS uniform and let some hooker spank him.

Carson

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> One of the funniest things I've seen in weeks! I'm trying my hardest not to LOL here at the office.

I love how there was just the briefst of pauses before he took off down the road. I can only imagine the thoughts running through his head...

FЯeeMan is slowly cЯawling out of the new commenting system

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> I love it when those participating in stupidity get bitten by it, in a non-fatal manner, on camera.

That was an awesome noise.

Malaise ain't looking to bad to those guys right about now....

Kelly

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> @drewdraws2:

Yes, that's why I was wondering if it might have been an '06.

racerx

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Looks like the team forgot to install the Monaco steering rack on the car.

He could have used a bunch more lock-to-lock travel on that one.

Vandit

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> @drewdraws2:

I know happened just yesterday, it's just that F1 teams often don't use the newest cars at off-track events in case things like this happen. After checking out a few up-close pics though it looks like you're right.

racerx

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> @Lounatic: Monaco?

PatFromGundo

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Speaking of wiki, I looked it up, and "Heidfeld" is actually German for "Hogan".

boosted-lego-wagon

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Is it annoying anyone other than myself that I can't gather all of my thoughts into one concise comment?

Drew draws fire from Ben Wojd...wodjyj...woldj...Ben.

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Oh, and since they use V8s now in F1, it wouldn't sound like a V10 now would it?

Drew draws fire from Ben Wojd...wodjyj...woldj...Ben.

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Two days after the incident, BMW is inundated with 500 workers comp claims for permanent hearing loss.

Maxichamp

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> @drewdraws2: And by "high-speed", of course, I mean low-speed, high-downforce...

Drew draws fire from Ben Wojd...wodjyj...woldj...Ben.

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> there goes $200,000 and well worth it!

diskreet

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> @racerx:

Wow, there's post about it right below! SMRT.

racerx

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> @Volvo144:
dammit!

BlkCav

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> that'll buff out

BlkCav

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Okay, since no one else will say it, I'll do it...

That'll buff right out.

Volvo144

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> @racerx: It's the 2008, it just happened yesterday. The Sauber F1.08 doesn't use the horns at every race, that's why you don't see them here (only high-speed tracks methinks).

Drew draws fire from Ben Wojd...wodjyj...woldj...Ben.

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> That doesn't look too bad. A little duct tape and your off. Seriously though, the donuts right by the people is really really dumb.

dolo54

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> @Lieutenant LT БЯд╒╒ ®:

I'd had to look that one up. Radial engine! Pretty cool.

racerx

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> YOU ARE TEH FAIL

Elhigh

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> @penaloza: Exactly the same amount as one medium-sized Nazi Hooker party.

boosted-lego-wagon

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> that sound is so sweet.

dolo54

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Robert Kubica is secretly laughing his ass off.

Maxichamp

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> @racerx: 1935 Monaco Trossi

Ω ß®ªғғ

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Can anyone tell what year that car is? I know for sure it's not a 2008 because the lack of the horns on the front. I don't think it sounds like a V10 either. Maybe a 2007? Anyone have a guess?

racerx

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> I hear the guys filming the new Bond movie ("Quart of Solids"??) are looking for stunt drivers....

Vintage Racer is out taking pictures

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> sounds like he and Clint Boyer need to practice... [www.nascar.com]

vwminispeedster is actively searching for a $500 Citroen

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Wow, I think a Chevy Aveo would have held up better in that little fender bender.

OldeEnglishD misses Polar

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> God I love that noise. It makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.

racerx

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Crumple zones are overrated.

Hoser Dave

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> That's why F1 won't run street courses. Best drivers in the world my ass.

Mustang lovin' non-redneck...not that there's anything wrong with that.

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Somehow, I don't think "Oops and sorry" aren going to cover that one.

Sloop_John_B

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> "No Schnitzel for you"

ChickenDust

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> Two jobs and a bajilion dollars?

Smells_Homeless

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> MELTDOWN.

Liam_Gallagher

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> And this is the guy that wanted to run unrestricted on the Nurburgring...watch those curbs!

cgates1

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> How much did that little slip cost?

penaloza

]]> <![CDATA[Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car]]> It's like Return of the Jedi.

They pull off the helmet, and it's Ralf Schumacher.

thatguy01

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