Lawrence

BeachLover

My speciality.

"..Or maybe ask me up to look at your etchings?..."

Nah. I'll let you play with my daughter's old 'See and Say', though, and see how long you talk back to it.

"..Yours sincerely..."

Yes, of course.

DoctorNine

layabout

layabout

Goodbye sweet idiot, until the next life, where I pray you're reincarnated as a being with a working brain.

Calraigh

layabout

Calraigh

layabout

Calraigh

layabout

Calraigh

Calraigh

danio3834

layabout

Calraigh

layabout

Calraigh

Calraigh

Calraigh

ogz

layabout

More and more.. Peck Peck..
The little chicken, it thinks this will succeed.
How drole...

More force will only strip the threads.
Find out why the nut won't turn.
Perhaps the wrong tool?

(Laughing at you)

DoctorNine

jolietjake

Calraigh

layabout

Glad to be of service.

Calraigh

Calraigh

Calraigh

Anyway, carry on.I'm sure you're delightful company.

Calraigh

skyln95

skyln95

She may not be the hottest thing on the block, even thought she's a hotty to me, but you would honestly tell us that you would kick her out of bed?!?

Mariah Carey, Danica Patrick, Pamela Anderson.....what other 40+ guy could say he's married (been married) to some of the sexiest women people know? *checks over shoulder for wife* I tell ya, that's my goal.

WillTheThrill3

skulldriveshaft

skulldriveshaft

Everyone is equal in my eyes, so I'd have called you a bitch, still but just meant it MUUUUCH MORE!

om nom de plume

skyln95

RoninianHoon

Peck... ad hominem Peck...

DoctorNine

DoctorNine

@skyln95: Should be, but you're still here...

Calraigh

Your righteous indignation is only laughable, even if well justified.
It changes nothing.

The Haters.
Pecking a weaker chicken.
Pecking a rival chicken; even an image.

Peck... Peck...

Delusion, self-delusion.
Its own reward/punishment.

Emotion is the gasoline that feeds the engine.
Type... Type...
Peck... Peck...

Where the hell is my star, dammit?

DoctorNine

cazin678

skyln95

I beg to differ:
''we don't need you (more or less an outsider to Jalopnik) coming in here throwing you tampon in the middle of the floor while we're keeping ourselves entertained and sharing OPINIONS.''

''we love women, understand the need to maybe stay hidden amongst this heavy male population on the J, and for the most part it's all about having a grand time.''

You ''love'' women?:

''COTD.. look it up bitch.''

3.
''also, thesaurus.com thanks you for the hours you spent cherry picking your big words. Well done, they can stay online another decade. go hang out at TTAC.''

I had to look back at my post to respond to this one.If by ''big words'' you mean 'erudition', well I'm glad there is a ''thesaurus.com'' facility for you to use and expand your vocabulary.This is because the phrase ''big words'' is relative; I see it as a useful noun.You see it as pretentious term.Potayto, po-tato.However if the words you are referring to are words such as 'the', 'anywhere' and well, 'and', you have larger problems at stake my friend.

''I'll say it again. You were damning others for their words, first. Secondly, acting that way out of nowhere and unsolicited! only reason you got flack from people here.''

Just as you are.I have no problem with men or women using their bodies to shill for whatever makes them a buck at the end of the day.God knows it's hard enough.I especially don't have a problem with talented, attractive people doing it.It's what makes the world go round for Christ's sake.What I do have a problem with is people like you, demeaning people(in this case, a talented woman) on the basis of their gender.Then telling people who take offence at it that they're ''taking it too seriously''.

You don't realise , clearly, that by continually and casually reducing women to their gender, their body parts, their sexuality or a stereotype that you do it to yourself as well.In fact, you make it easier than ever for people to demean you.I wonder if you'd take that seriously.

Try imagining the tables turned, just for a moment and maybe, just maybe we could find a middle ground.

I mean, I actually like cars,believe it or not...

Calraigh

also, thesaurus.com thanks you for the hours you spent cherry picking your big words. Well done, they can stay online another decade. go hang out at TTAC.

I'll say it again. You were damning others for their words, first. Secondly, acting that way out of nowhere and unsolicited! only reason you got flack from people here.

Yes I am angry and I actually laughed at the thought of punching the air going to sleep, thinking of my star.

Once anyone makes such a stink about something, I think most people will just take up the "extremist" approach brought about and try to overplay your reaction. That happened here... we love women, understand the need to maybe stay hidden amongst this heavy male population on the J, and for the most part it's all about having a grand time. You just took it too seriously and Seattle is losing the Sonics so I didnt need someone else whining about something unimportant.

/completely unstructured and steadily typed message bout God knows what keeping a lame post alive!!! WOO HOO

om nom de plume

Also, it was your choice of words more than your actual opinion. As I've said, I recognize that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that.

As for mediocrity, I'll take you more seriously when you show me some proof of driving in an open wheeler at over 200 MPH...

Al Navarro

SRekauqh

Calraigh

You say that like it's a bad thing...

mytdawg

If this was a playground I'd say you'd be pulling my pigtails around now...

Calraigh

Calraigh

Calraigh

Calraigh

Calraigh

Of course if you're just expressing a fantasy, that's a different story.I mean if you wanted me to send you a photo, why didn't you just come right out and say it?I don't bite.Well, not unless you ask..

Calraigh

drauzy

Really?Is that what you DON'T do?Well, I'm sure the large majority of the commentariat here at Jalopnik must be very proud of your incredibly misanthropic and misogynist rant.I'm sure the star that you wish me to 'kiss' and which you are obviously go to sleep punching the air about, was hard-earned, by accquiring followers who appreciate your fine turn of phrase and erudition.I base this on the following excerpt from your frankly, amazing rant:

''You stepped in here, started mouthing off about the opinions and reactions of others... what you don't know is this is our playground you little piss ant, there is pc, non-pc, funny, serious and all that, we don't need you (more or less an outsider to Jalopnik) coming in here throwing you tampon in the middle of the floor while we're keeping ourselves entertained and sharing OPINIONS.''

I'll express my opinion anywhere I like, and if you don't like it, that's obviously your problem.You're an angry person and you like being angry, that's quite clear.However being angry for the sake of it is an incredibly boring pursuit.And being angry at me because I'm female is not only sad, it's disturbing.I hope you get over yourself some day, I really do.

Calraigh

And maybe you should grow a pair and deal with justified criticism.As far as I'm aware, there's such a thing as free speech and Gawker not only encourages that, it depends on it.So the next time you don't like what I write, as will inevitably happen, ignore me.I'll be more than happy to reciprocate.Or we could just decide to agree to disagree.Imagine that...

Calraigh

''I will outlive many women, just as there are many women that will outlive me.''

It really is wonderful to know there are people in the world who think they can confidently predict the future.
However it obviously interferes with their brain power.As it does with yours.

Calraigh

Now, is there anything else you want to find out about me, seeing as you quite obviously were interested enough in me to research my commenting history?

Calraigh

citykids

I'd like to lube her rear end, if you know what I mean...

That kind of thing.

And no, it's not classy but it makes me laugh.

mytdawg

mytdawg

SinisterSaracen

Seriously, I've been face to face across an autograph session table with Danica and she is very good looking. Hot even. If she was just some woman who did not race a car and you saw her at a restaurant or something, you'd look twice. Maybe three times. And for the very positive reasons.

Oh, and for all the people who say that it was a fuel strategy thing...couldn't we say the same about virtually every IRL/CART/F1 race? As for those who are counting win percentage...I don't need to cite the numerous F1 drivers who have never and will never win a race do I?

Al Navarro

John_W_KCMO

SRekauqh

skyln95

danio3834

Schweppes

[i198.photobucket.com]

garbageday

As pointed out on Jezebel (apparently they decided to repost instead of keeping a link, which makes for both less humorous and less antagonistic commentary) this is a much better photo for the article: [www.cbc.ca]

(click the link for larger version, and thanks JennaW [jalopnik.com] )

Schweppes

wookie1901

Capt. Mazda Sisko

jolietjake

layabout

LuciferV8

Ya lost me there, why would anyone throw you out of a "straight bar"? I've never been in one that strict. Maybe I just misunderstood. I be confused.

mytdawg

SpeedWagon

Good to see the Cotomer Sevis Reps at least trying to keep folks in line.

I will reiterate my only comment from this weekend...I have seen her in person and she is very attractive. Probably more attractive than 90% of commenters and/or their significant others (my wife excluded, of course!). My opinion and this statement are, of course, irrefutable.

She does wear the clunky watch, but maybe it's a sponsorship deal (I always wondered why the F1 dudes had some big chrono on in the post-race interview...what, did they use that to check their splits?)

My older daughter was Danica for Halloween and has the signed PEAK autograph card I got at AAPEX hanging on her wall. I think we're going to Kart camp this summer, as she's finally over 4' 10". Congrats Danica!

Al Navarro

layabout

CEman

crankcase

You know it's gotta be that time of month for someone, bro...

LuciferV8

POLAЯ

you're actually comparing a nazi hooker sex orgy bootleg tape to a tastefully done cover of a sports magazine? maybe you need to appreciate the difference between the two. and she is not nude, unless you think that really is a picture of a nude woman...

and i never stated that it's ok to make sexist jokes because there are no women around. people *choose* to come to this site and read the posts. it's not like the jalops are showing up at these womens' jobs or homes and harassing them.

i think a bit of gender humor can be funny, but i'm not condoning hateful speech against anyone.

i work in a male-dominated field and get tons of not only gender, but also race and appearance discrimination and jokes directed at me. it's par for the course. i just ignore it and do my best to be respected among my peers. i don't expect an entire culture to change overnight because those things "just aren't PC."

feminists and girly-girls who get offended by pictures of booth babes, grid girls, or even drivers should tread lightly on a site like jalopnik. the same way i cannot go to most straight bars without being screamed at and told to leave. want to stand up to those guys for me? ;)

dominetta_vitali

I've got socks older than her.

And she doesn't even have enough cushion on her to keep your balls off the linoleum...

mytdawg

layabout

Elhigh

And besides, I'd only be a whore if I charged money!

POLAЯ

NovaloadMissesPolar

@DP's Jezebel/Ingsoc PC Shock Troops: God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?,

I'm sorry your stepmother is a nympho.,
and:
Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community.

wonkydonky

skulldriveshaft

THANKS AND GOOD EVENING!

om nom de plume

om nom de plume

my beef with people today has been the comment police. Jalopnik is not PC! and may it never be so.

om nom de plume

Now just imagine how every other guy felt on the track that day!

Anti-Depressants for everyone!

skulldriveshaft

Maymar the technophobe

Number_Six

Buran

newport413

mytdawg

Further, and this for Starlton as well, it seems like what you are basically saying is that it is okay to make sexist jokes because there aren't any women here. Wow, now that is some dangerous thinking. So as long as there aren't any minorities around we can be racist while we're at it. What do you suppose the percentage of white folks is here. 80%? 90%? Is that over your threshold to start making racist jokes. Is there something you would like to say about Bill Lester?

wookie1901

something_unique_and_descriptive

Joseph

beercheck

beercheck

[jalopnik.com]

Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy

om nom de plume

Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy

beercheck

Bravo Danica, job well done.

There aren't any freebies at the highest levels of professional motorsports.
A win is a win is a win.

But we're ALL, ALL, ALL OF US missing the big picture here;

POLAR "PAPAL EDITION" ?

POLAR, we all love you but get your Garden State DVD out and watch the deleted scenes.
When Zach Braff is still in LA and he's in the audition waiting room the guy next to him says "We're whores!"
And he's not talking about prostitution in the conventional sense.
He's talking about actors doing anything and everything to Get Attention.

And POLAR, today you're a whore.

I'm crying now. I hope you're happy.

readplays

Mark Miller

How many Jalop readers have IRL or any professional racing experience or for that matter, the skills to attain a deal? Possibly a handful? Now compare that to the hate being thrown around about her just being a pretty face. The signal to noise ratio here is pretty low. There are 2 reasons that she has a deal: she's a attention getter, and she can drive a race car.

Until the vast majority of us can sat that, I don't think anyone can have any reason to hate on her.

sladehayes

Mark Miller

Shut what? We should not comment? Not have an opinion? You must think you are on a Craig's List Rant and Rave.

NovaloadMissesPolar

Cobden

Danica, Lynn St. James, Janet Guthrie and Sarah Fisher are all great role models for my 2 daughters to emulate. Hate all you want, put any of them in a kart, a formula 3000 car or a damn taxi cab and they'd whip 99.9% of any of the Jalop readers, including yours truly, so shut it.

sladehayes

she CRIED!!! what a girl!! jesus.... /sarcasm for the point of argument for pussies to continue on about

om nom de plume

om nom de plume

Unevolved 8.04

smokeydog001

Who pissed in your Cheerios Mr./Mrs Sci-Fi nerd?

AllenK

hootjigga

Yes you joined Gawker Network, great good for you, I did too!!!... but you don't seem to take the time to realize each blog has its own universe and to a LARGE extent, unique commenteriat (copyright Jalopnik), ways of handling their biz and all that. You stepped in here, started mouthing off about the opinions and reactions of others... what you don't know is this is our playground you little piss ant, there is pc, non-pc, funny, serious and all that, we don't need you (more or less an outsider to Jalopnik) coming in here throwing you tampon in the middle of the floor while we're keeping ourselves entertained and sharing OPINIONS.

Also note, we don't judge the tone of peoples comments cause we're busy making our own for the most part and I think unique to OUR J, there is competition for commenting prowess... COTD.. look it up bitch.

now you go fuck off... and kiss my star.

jack ass. enjoy the fallout from your actions in your areas of comfort.

mikedrawcar already caught your ass in a mixup...[io9.com]

We're gonna roll (most likely)...

WOLVERINESSSS!!!!

@Unevolved:INTERIM_WEEKEND_EDITOR & EVERYONE ELSE: good look fellas!

om nom de plume

jdepould

Hello_Newman

Omaxem

Congratulations to Danica Patrick. Make it two in a row @Kansas City next week.

GTBruiser

DannyBN

For Hyman, that is the point, why still have that double standard?

And it's not so much apples and oranges as apples and bananas, probably.

NovaloadMissesPolar

Now that she's finally won, there is less to talk about her-

Hello, obscurity.

cazin678

COTW.

markov - type gna(R)

NovaloadMissesPolar

It's a matter of perception and perhaps the only way for this perception to get changed is for the public to see female athletes who pose succeed in their sports.

Hyman Decent

Cute face/meh body or no, DP seems like kind of a brat. It's great she got a win, though -and also for racing as a whole. Because as John K of 'Ren & Stimpy' says, "My theory on advertising is simple. Put sexy girls in your ads. Everyone pays attention to hot chicks, even other hot chicks."

+++I can't wait for phase 3 in her master plan, after the accidents she causes & her temper tantrums. Danica along with her PC-Enforcer Ingsoc/Jezebel Shock Troops clearly intend on feminizing racing; I can see it now! -You watch!!! -And among other cognitive reforms such as the "Two Minutes Hate", there will be a vagina-only winners podium when anyone wins a race (in the future Danica will win all races by default), the term "Pole Position" will be outlawed, all drivers & cars will congregate in a large 1/2 hourglass area outside and then come racing through a dark tunnel onto the track, and the actual "race" will be a high-speed quest to discover their feelings. All races will end with a chorus of 40-year-old virgins singing "I'm An Oscar Mayer Weiner" led by The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.

wonkydonky

korvetkeith

Unevolved 8.04

Hammers-On

ladies, if you are offended by the sight of a fit athlete in a swimsuit, i suggest you stick to websites with content where the women are fully clothed or veiled. not here. jalopnik is 98% male.

i, for one, enjoy seeing attractive athletes display their bodies. that's kind of been the trend since, well, the greeks. so get used to it. or shut up, do us all a favor, and move to a country where women cannot wear bikinis, drive, or post on the internet.

dominetta_vitali

I second that emotion.

My previous comments were made in frustration.

markov - type gna(R)

Kthxbai.

(Oh yeah, I said "we" because I'm on his side.)

Unevolved 8.04

I will outlive many women, just as there are many women that will outlive me.

Your comment made no sense, even once clarified.

dculberson

@Calraigh: honestly, Gillian Anderson just wants you to treat her like a respectable actress, not some piece of Maxim meat.
[io9.com]

Goodnight everybody!

mikedrawcar

Calraigh

Well done.Good boy.

Calraigh

Calraigh

I really have no problem with a woman going out and winning a race. What has always irritated me is that because she is a woman it is assumed that she was entitled to win a race. You know what would be a really big step forward for equality? If she won a race and not a single word was made of the fact that she was a woman.

kingfloopy