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Ethel Lusts For Slant Six Duster, Mom Worried

TeddyDC — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 11:37:19 EDT

This is why I miss Plymouth.

TeddyDC

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wheels OF satan! — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:47:23 EDT

is that dean wormer from animal house???

wheels OF satan!

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javieralvarez — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:47:23 EDT

That's awesome. Now I know what the female voice of HAL sounds like... Intimate and distant at the same time...

javieralvarez

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XeniaMelbo — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:27:38 EDT

That's awesome. Now I know what the female voice of HAL sounds like... Intimate and distant at the same time...

XeniaMelbo

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covenant74 — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:42:54 EDT

Lots of action in my 76 Duster I used to have about 8 years ago :) ... Had the 225 \6, got pretty decent mileage. Could kick the rear out on dry pavement if I wanted, top 100mph pretty easy, and room enough so you and your date don't have to move to the back seat.

Man I miss that car.

covenant74

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☠Gяяяяяяя! I want to sing the doom song now! — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:11:32 EDT

@scottcom36: Best part of the whole commercial :D

"Ethel" likes her Duster just a little-too-much....

☠Gяяяяяяя! I want to sing the doom song now!

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scottcom36 — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:18:32 EDT

Chrysler had a good sense of humor letting Mom refer to the car as a Dustpan!

scottcom36

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MOPAR-MAN — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:06:29 EDT

You see that! THAT'S why I get all the chicks... it's my Duster, man. My Space Duster...

MOPAR-MAN

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Slantsick- on layaway at SPATULA CITY — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:39:07 EDT

@Galaxie500: "Crop Duster".. very nice. would've fit right in, too, next to the Gold Duster, Space Duster etc... I wonder how the "Twister" package sold in the midwest?

Slantsick- on layaway at SPATULA CITY

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Galaxie500 — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:03:51 EDT

So it was the new for 70 "Crop Duster" in corn cob yellow. Had a 71 even with the 318 it was pretty quick.

Galaxie500

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Armand Bengle — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:10:35 EDT

And hey, how did the Leaning Tower of Power stand up to Ethel's abuse with only four main bearings?

Armand Bengle

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Armand Bengle — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:40:06 EDT

I'd let Ethel play with my torsion bars and lateral control arm...

And when I say "torsion bars," I mean "balls." And when I say "lateral control arm," I mean "penis."

Armand Bengle

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wonkydonky — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:53:36 EDT

Ethel, call me. Even now; seriously.

wonkydonky

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Stuntdriver — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:16:21 EDT

i thought she gonna hit that tree!!!

Stuntdriver

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Schm, lord of Torques! — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:30:39 EDT

I like me a girl who can appreciate proper steel girders. . .id totally do her.

Schm, lord of Torques!

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tonyola — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:54:48 EDT

(AP - 4/23/08) Police are investigating the rusted remains of a 1970 Plymouth Duster containing three skeletons that was found in a local field by a nearby resident. The skeletons are believed by medical examiners to be of a man and an older woman. Both appeared to have been passengers in the car, and there was no trace of the driver of the vehicle. The bones of the deceased exhibited what police termed "teeth and knife marks". The police are questioning a nearby elderly woman known to local residents only as "Crazy Ethel" and the possibility of murder and cannibalism has not been ruled out...

tonyola

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Tomsk the red-nosed reindeer — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:43:48 EDT

Why is the notion of an E85-compatible hot rodded Slant Six suddenly dancing in my head?

*smacks self*

Tomsk the red-nosed reindeer

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Baskingshark — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:34:23 EDT

I want a Duster. And an Ethel.

Although this ad ain't got nuthin' on the awesome sexist-ness of the ad for the '70 Charger.

Baskingshark

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Captain Wrong — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:20:46 EDT

I so want to take a test drive through a cornfield now.

Captain Wrong

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UDMan — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:57:56 EDT

All previous remarks were pretty pithy... kudos to all who participated!

UDMan

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DonSchenck — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:50:07 EDT

"It runs on Ethel..."

DonSchenck

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Hamslamm — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:31:43 EDT

I NEED SOME INFO ON THIS VID PLEASE.

I swear this is the old Lakeview Chrylser Plymouth in Monroe, MI.
It is now known as Monroe Dodge Chrysler Jeep or the "Monroe Superstore". I spent over a decade in that building, and swear that is it.

Hamslamm

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AllenK — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:23:11 EDT

Ethel reminds me of Dyan Cannon,except she's even hotter!!

AllenK

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mytdawg — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:06:38 EDT

"You want regular or Ethel?"

I'll take Ethel if she's workin'

mytdawg

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Mazda Eric has his own radio show — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:03:31 EDT

that blonde's got an A-Body....OOOHHHHH!!!

Mazda Eric has his own radio show

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Number_Six — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:03:00 EDT

I'm confused: she likes the 3.4 inch bore but also that it's small enough for tight little places...Oh wait, I think I get it...

Number_Six

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Drujon — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:57:07 EDT

Unfortunately Ethel is the #2 in the "Children of the Corn" family and wants the Duster to chase down "outsiders" and dump bodies at the edge of Corntown.

Drujon

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Mfatik — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:50:27 EDT

Stepford Wives just love torsion bar suspensions with lateral control arms.

Mfatik

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Vipper Of Vipp — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:43:55 EDT

"Mama" bears an uncanny resemblance to Edward G. Robinson.

Anyhoo, Ethel is teh hawt.

Vipper Of Vipp

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Isetta — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:37:13 EDT

I've got an Aunt Ethel, this chick just doesn't look like an Ethel. Digging those boots.

Isetta

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Doggie Daddy runs on gin — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:36:15 EDT

Ethel will take hers 4 on the floor please.

Doggie Daddy runs on gin

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Maymar is convinced M.C. Escher engineered his car — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:32:48 EDT

I've got a Slant Six for Ethel!

/cro-magnon.

I'm sure she's a very lovely girl with fine taste in automobiles.

Maymar is convinced M.C. Escher engineered his car

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TurboBrick — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:30:54 EDT

In 2008, Mr Kitchner would try to sell her a Hemi powered Durango because she needs the off-road capability for those dirt roads and corn field maneuvers.

TurboBrick

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The Name's Ash78, Housewares — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:28:09 EDT

@anaxomander: So they're looking for a JAP car?

The Name's Ash78, Housewares

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Yurikaze — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:25:31 EDT

That is the most beastly sounding 198 Slant six I've ever heard.
Maybe it's the sound of a baby dragon molesting the leaning tower of power under the hood.

Yurikaze

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anaxomander — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:23:30 EDT

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the spectacle of the salesman calling her "Mama"? And the odd combination of corn-pone down on the farm iconography with her Yiddishe Mama schtick? ("An engineer I've got, a son in law I need!" Oy Gevalt!)

anaxomander

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deckard97 — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:23:01 EDT

Oh that is just crazy. It needs a least a 340.

deckard97

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Mike the Dog — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:21:29 EDT

@Al Navarro: Of course, as old as this ad is, she probably looks more like the actress playing her mother by now....

[worms being poured from can and strewn about]

Mike the Dog

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Al Navarro — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:15:48 EDT

You don't see Ethel posing in a swimsuit.

[sound of can of worms being re-opened]

Al Navarro

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dolo54 — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:13:24 EDT

"big enough to take it" wink wink

dolo54

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layabout — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:12:47 EDT

Screw the car,i'd give Ethel abig bore!

layabout