<![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @SpeedWagon:
So Al Jourgensen is a commenter here? Ministry fits!

rovingardener

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @Triborough: See Above Comment by Yours truly.

Schm, preparing for the financalapocalypse, reading Camus and dreaming sweet dreams of G-Wagens and Facel Vegas. . .

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Ooooo, Just a big black set of wheels
Is what it takes to get me off
I'm gonna drive all night
Spin my wheels all night
It feels all right
It feels all right

I don't need no drivers license
I'm too reckless to survive
It's like a carburetor instigator
Feels all right
Feels all right

Drivin' in a Slick Black Cadillac
It's got solid gold hubcaps
It makes me feel like a king
I only need one thing
And that's a Slick Black Cadillac (get up)

You know I got a fully equipped rock 'n' roll machine
At speeds that take me high, high, high
At dead man's curve
I only hear one word drive, drive, drive
Drive, drive, drive

My machine is making headlines
It gives me love and everything
It's like an institution of revolution
It feels all right
Feels all right

Drivin' in a Slick Black Cadillac
It's got solid gold hubcaps
It makes me feel like a king
I only need one thing
And that's a Slick Black Cadillac (pull over, woooo)

I got the coppers on my tail
Just for me an A.P.B.
The sirens spinnin'
Though it's me who's winnin'
There're after me
There're after me

Before they know just what happened
I disappeared to their surprise
I got a Cadillac monkey on my back
And I don't mind
No, I don't mind

Drivin' in a Slick Black Cadillac
It's got solid gold hubcaps
It makes me feel like a king
I only need one thing
And that's a Slick Black Cadillac (hold on)

Slick Black Cadillac
It's got solid gold hubcaps

Slick Black Cadillac

I lay it down, spin wide and get laid in back, oh yeah

Drivin' in a Slick Black Cadillac
It makes me feel like a king, alright!

(Jeez, why bother changing them? They work fine as-is.)

Piloter

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Cadilllac Cadillac Long Chrome Shiney and Black

muleshoe

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> This Cadillac is just one from the U. S. Secret Service fleet similar, if not identical to those used by POTUS. Doesn't any one here know anything?

Triborough

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> I must say I started down these comments with high expections for blasphemy, perversity, line crossing (looking at you, Braff)and all 7 deadly sins and lo, I was not disappointed. Everything I thought of was covered (I was leaning toward "Hard out here on a Pope" and then maybe "black and white and ? all over")but I'll just yield to the quick and the damned who got here first.

NovaloadMissesPolar

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @eimajuno: It's the new Pope Scope!

NovaloadMissesPolar

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> If you want to see something strange have them pop the trunk on one of those armoured front wheel drive Caddy limos and take a gander at the steel cables that are installed to hold the back third of the car in place. Without the cables the car would fold in half.

IamZardoz

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @UDMan: Cheesier than all of France and Wisconsin put together. And yet, I'm strangely drawn to them, like a moth to an early post-Malaise flame...

Tomsk

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Sorry to be a negitive nancy and unfunny, but I think that that might be a car on lone from the Secret Service. They are in charge of Security for His Holy Pope-ness. Actually, about the Nazi thing, [en.wikipedia.org]

Schm, preparing for the financalapocalypse, reading Camus and dreaming sweet dreams of G-Wagens and Facel Vegas. . .

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Jesus built my car.
Its a love affair.
Mainly Jesus and my hot rod.

SpeedWagon

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> "Given the range & accuracy of those photos, I'm hoping the photographer didn't put down him camera to pick up his rifle."

I know if I had that view, I would be looking through a rifle.

eimajuno

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @nerfball1976:

Yeah, that's definitely a State Department/Presidential Centigon limos.

They bought a batch of them, for transporting all sorts of foreign dignitaries and VIPs - its only Cadillac One if the President's inside.

ranwhenparked

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @FreeMan: That may be an improvement over the original Sammy Kershaw.

RocketScientist

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @lascauxcaveman: If it's good enough for Jeebus, it's good enough for me.

Besides. Jeebus didn't have superchargers and 15 lbs of boost.

Did he?

Stud Beefpile, sitting in for Deartháir

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @korvetkeith: I'm reading that to the tune of "Fresh Prince of Bel Air".

FЯeeMan is slowly cЯawling out of the new commenting system

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Bah, screw the Caddy, tell me more about that Ford van parked next to it. The one that looks like it contains lasers or robot killing machines or ?

jimmythefly

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @korvetkeith: A New Commenter, and I believe he just might receive COTD!

UDMan

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Why the hell does he need a stretch limo? Who's riding with him,
the Von Trapp family?

POLAЯ

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Well I ain't God the Father and I ain't Baby Jesus
I got mules up the pike and my car's an old relic
I get Chevrolet pay but I got a big smile
'Cause my little baby loves me Cadillac style

Well I don't have a condo in Panama City
You could say I'm a member of the poor boy committee
But I kinda feel rich when I've been with her awhile
'Cause my little baby loves me Cadillac style

Well about ten thirty Lord she puts me in drive
Turns all the lights down and man alive
All eight cylinders are firin' in line
Never out of gas and I'm always on time

Well I ain't Goldfinger and I ain't Joe Fashion
And you can't buy much with the checks I'm cashin'
So people if you wonder why I'm ridin' with a smile
It's cause my baby loves me Cadillac style

Yeah my little baby loves me Cadillac style
Yeah my little baby loves me Cadillac style

korvetkeith

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Needs more motorcycle.

FЯeeMan is slowly cЯawling out of the new commenting system

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @MazdaEric: Here's my effort:

Q: Why does Benny have a stretch?

A: Gotta have room for the kiddies!

LuciferV8

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @Pope Dearthair the Awesometh: MY Popemobile isn't armoured. My defensive mechanism is "if you can catch me, or hit me, you deserved to win."

That whole attitude worked out great for Jesus, dinnit?

lascauxcaveman

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @БЯд╒╒ ®: By the power of the father, and the son and the holy ghost, I nominate thee COTD.

LuciferV8

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @htrodblder: Sarducci

RalphieDC

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> First off, he's only a pretender to the Papal throne.

Secondly, why is the Popemobile armoured? Wouldn't a REAL Pope be willing to give up his life in the service of his church? Or is that duty only restricted to the soldiers in colourful pyjamas who protect him?

MY Popemobile isn't armoured. My defensive mechanism is "if you can catch me, or hit me, you deserved to win."

Stud Beefpile, sitting in for Deartháir

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Just as I thought! It takes Divine Intervention to get a Cadillac to make it cross-town without breaking down!

Mysterious Utility Bento

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Testing an early Popemobile prototype.

smokeydog001

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @P161911:

Tha Popa, he no wanna Ferrari,

so Ferrari no wanna da Popa!

They maka they owna...

Popa dat iz!

POLAЯ

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> I wonder if thats the presidents limo with different flags. I heard BUSH picked him up from the airport maybe the secret service game him a loaner.

nerfball1976

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @POLAЯ PAPAL EDITION: @voodoojoo: @БЯд╒╒ ®:
Word

Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre!

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> I hear that the Pope is the Cadillac of religious leaders.

graverobber- It says Loud Pipes Save Lives

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Given the range & accuracy of those photos, I'm hoping the photographer didn't put down him camera to pick up his rifle.

Bumblebee

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @БЯд╒╒ ®: Illustration Of The Day

mikedrawcar

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> You may think I'm holy
For the holy things I do
You may wonder how come I love you
When you get on my nerves like you do
Well my flock you know you bug me
There ain't no secret 'bout that
Well come on over here and kiss my ring
Faithful, I'll spill the facts
Well my congregation it ain't your money
'Cause baby I got plenty of that
I love you for my Pope Cadillac
White soutane seats
Riding in the back
Cruisin' down the street
Waving to the penitients
Peeling out of sight
Spending all my tithing
On a Saturday night
Everybody wonders what I do there in the back
Of my Pope Cadillac
Pope Cadillac

boosted-lego-wagon

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @БЯд╒╒ ®: I fail to possess you patience. My Ice T parody whithered on the vine.

voodoojoo

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @Morphine: I wonder if Benedict XVI gets up at Six 'N The Morning? Once he came to my door, but I ran away. I didn't know what the pope wanted, didn't have time to ask.

voodoojoo

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> You seem to great clarity out of that sniper scope of yours...

...I shouldn't have said that

I'll say 10 "Our Fathers" and 5 "Hail Marys" - it will be all good.

SpeedWagon

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @P161911: It would make sense,in an Enzo he can get around & Bless more people.

layabout

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> And yes, that white blotch is in fact, Pope Benedict XVI.

I'm going to use that line.

Sth002000

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> I guess he doesn't get to wear his
Big Boy Pope hat in the Caddy...

POLAЯ

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @layabout: Ferrari gave the Vatican an Enzo. I believe it was auctioned off to raise money. The pope should be driving that.

P161911

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @UDMan: the Red Shoes symbolizes the blood of the people on the soles of the church during Nazi rule.

Naw he's just a big Elvis Costello fan,

Dig it! ->


+ Watch video

lascauxcaveman

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> They see me rollin'
They worhsippin'
Prayin' they tryin to catch me ridin dirty

My masses so proud
I'm swangin'
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty

People think they can see me pray
I'm tint so it ain't easy on this day
When you see me ride by they can see the glean
And my shine on the deck and the TV screen
Ride with a new boy, he like hold up
Next to the playstation controller is a full clip and my pistola
Turn a jacker into a coma
Girl you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone
Just tryin to bone ain't tryin to have no babies
Rock clean itself so I pull in ladies
Laws of God you know I love thee
Religion turned all the way up until the maximum
I can speak for some catholics tryin to jack for some
But we packin somethin that we have and um will have a catholic locked up in the maximum
Security cell, I'm grippin oak
Prayers loud and tippin slow
Twist and twistin like hit this part
Pull up from behind and God in his heart
Windows down gotta stop pollution
CDs change catholics like who is that producing?
This the Pray-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin
Got worhsipers in every city except Houston but I'm still ain't losin

Braff is Thad Longlove

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @Solo_Racer: Do you mean "Bear" Stanley or Yogi?

Owsley's daughter was confirmed, at least . . . Yogi's pic-a-nic basket escapades may have him in the clinch for gluttony and theft.

Morphine

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @БЯд╒╒ ®: good one.

P**e magnet...ha.

Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre!

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @west-coaster: Is he trying to pull some kind of a body swap scam? GMC frame with a salvage title, slap some Caddy panels on it and sell forwards?

TurboBrick

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @БЯд╒╒ ®:
HAHAHAHA!

Capt. Mazda Sisko

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Every time I see the phrase "Cadillac Style" I think of that awful, awful Sammy Kershaw song.

Vipper Of Vipp

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> You think Father Guido Saradoochy is traveling with him?

Sorry crappy spelling

htrodblder

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @Morphine: Is the Bear Catholic?

Solo_Racer

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @БЯд╒╒ ®: Well, we found "The Line" . . .

Morphine

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Secret Service Limo Rentals

Solo_Racer

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Well the guy can't take his Ferrari everywhere. [www.topgear.com]

layabout

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]>

Braff is Thad Longlove

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @west-coaster: Does that mean the Pope is one stylin' mothertrucker?

Morphine

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> If only Jesus had a bullet-proof Cadillac and a full security regiment we could have avoided this whole mess, and Joseph Ratzinger could be back home dusting off his Nazi memorabilia and selling bratwurst out of a cart.

no_slushbox

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> If it helps with the "poverty" thing, that's not really a Cadillac. It's a GMC truck with Caddy body panels on it.

west-coaster

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @AshPipe78:

Heaven's in the back seat of my cadillac -
Let me take you there
yeah yeah.
Heaven's in the back seat of my cadillac -
Let me take you there
yeah yeah.

Can't stand it
can't stand it
Baby
When I'm close to you I wanna touch you
There are people ev'rywhere
people who like to stare

Can't take it Baby
let's get outta here.

Heaven's in the back seat of my cadillac

..And that's no Papal Bull

boosted-lego-wagon

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> a @TurboBrick: Or one of those old breadvans with the faulty exhaust . . .

Morphine

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @Morphine: Was it the italian rap group, "tre sessanta Mafia" that sang "It's hard out here for a pope"?

TurboBrick

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Now the Pope is someone that would be the perfect owner for a Maybach Landaulet.

TurboBrick

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Popin' ain't easy . . .

Morphine

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Last time the pope came to the America's he skipped the US but went to Mexico and GM of MExico made him a special poped-out Caddy.
[images.google.com]

Drujon

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Glad to see the NYPD got some Dodge Chargers to replace the craptacular Impalas they have been driving around in.

stuntpuppy

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]>

[img74.imageshack.us]

Capt. Mazda Sisko

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> On a lighter note, those 1988 Cadillac Style Ads, how cheesy were they?

UDMan

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @Bret: the Red Shoes symbolizes the blood of the people on the soles of the church during Nazi rule.

Sorry to be so down on the Pope, but a German Pope as a Nazi sympathizer? You can't make this stuff up...

UDMan

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Now if he had pulled up and "hookers dressed as nazis" had gotten out, you got yourself a story.

That never fails to crack me up in my own sick twisted little world.

htrodblder

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Uh, Cadillac grills Cadillac mills
Check out the oil on my Cadillac spills
Matter fact candy paint Cadillac's kill
So check out the ho's my Cadillac fills
20 inch wide 20 inch high
Oh don't you like my 20 inch ride
20 inch thighs make 20 inch eyes
Hoping for American 20 inch pies
Pretty ass clothes pretty ass toes
Oh how I love these pretty ass ho's
Pretty ass high class anything goes
Catch em in the club throwing pretty ass bows
Long jime jaws long jime stalls
Any stank puss make my long jime pause
Women on they cells making long time calls
And if they like to juggle give em long jime's balls

Ash78

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> With Benedict's love of red shoes, he should be pulling up in today's DOTS Camaro.

Bret

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> They call us problem child
We live our lives on trial
We walk an endless mile
Nazi youth gone wild!

OldeEnglishD misses Polar

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @ernmoran:
[newsimg.bbc.co.uk]

Capt. Mazda Sisko

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> @БЯд╒╒ ®: Shouldn't not should

Braff is Thad Longlove

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Does it come in a V-series?

Braff is Thad Longlove

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Bah... Should Der Fuhrer-Pope be whippin' his Benzo?

Braff is Thad Longlove

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Are there even any other options for an armored limo in the U.S. other than Cadillac or Lincoln? I know that people do custom armoring, but it seems like all the limos anyways are one of those two.

elwood

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Holy Jesus that's a lot of (not very interesting) pictures.

Someone all caught up in a religious fervor here?

lascauxcaveman

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> I prefer the Popemobile where he is Pope-under-glass. He should be made to ride in it wherever he goes.

EMPM, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> so much for vow of poverty

skyln95

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> I'll take the pedophilia jokes
<---recovering from Catholicism, one day at a time...

BSAKat

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Hmm. Picasso paintings, stretch Caddy's, a personal helicopter, and i thought the Vatican was broke??

Capt. Mazda Sisko

]]> <![CDATA[The Pope Travels In Cadillac Style]]> Ok, shall we all split up the pedophilia and nazi youth jokes? ready.....and....GOOOO!!!

Capt. Mazda Sisko

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