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Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

LandofMinos, Don't you fucking look at me! — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 21:30:23 EDT

@POLAЯ PAPAL EDITION: Scenic route in Canada? That's every bloody road in Canada isn't it?

LandofMinos, Don't you fucking look at me!

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

Maggot50 — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 11:15:50 EDT

Where ya headed ?
Canada sir.For pooteen.
Canada huh, almost made it.

Maggot50

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

luima — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:45:39 EDT

he should have been eating a donut instead!!

luima

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

Hello_Newman — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 00:29:20 EDT

Well that's one way to get written into pop culture. Any woman he ever dates is going to type his name into Google someday and find out the attitude he's got about life and safety.

Hello_Newman

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

dculberson — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:07:45 EDT

@Pope Dearthair the Awesometh: Nice.

dculberson

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

Deartháir and his eight little drained beers — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:11:22 EDT

Yesterday they evacuated a five block radius downtown due to a bomb threat. They had the roads sealed off, the buildings evacuated, barricades across the sidewalks. There were RCMP Super Duty's all the way across the roads, and Mounties standing on guard (for thee).

Then, while I'm standing out in the cold waiting to get back into my building, this girl in Lululemons and a low-cut shirt storms her way through the crowd, chatting on her cellphone, walks RIGHT around the barricades, past the Mountie who was looking the other way, and heads into the restricted area. The Mountie catches up to her and asks her what she's doing.

"Did you not see the flashing lights, the barricade, the crowd waiting outside, or, uh, ME?"

"Look, I don't care about your little games here, I don't have time for this bullshit, I have a hair appointment in half an hour, and my car is right over there." (points to part of blocked off area RIGHT outside potentially boomy building, where even Mounties aren't currently willing to go)

RCMP man pauses. Rolls eyes. Sighs heavily. Grabs girl by arms as she tries to continue walking, hoists her in the air, and tosses her back outside the barricade. She's indignant, offended, insisting she's too important to wait. (Crowd, by the way, gives Mountie a round of applause.)

I believe I might have found the perfect girlfriend for Justin D. Grill

Deartháir and his eight little drained beers

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

Addison — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:00:54 EDT

I've never hit a cop, but did get rearended by one when I was 16. I jumped out of my Camaro freaking out that he might have dented it. Hmmmm, perhaps he was eating a sandwich too.

Addison

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

mr.chophoppers — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:01:23 EDT

Poor Freshon D. Grill, he would have been fine in L.A., where the cops drive just like he does.

mr.chophoppers

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

boosted-lego-wagon — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:22:49 EDT

Justin D. Grill? Seriously?

Well, the D's gotta be for dumbass anyway.

boosted-lego-wagon

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

dculberson — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:08:05 EDT

@Novaload: I had a guy in an SUV tailgating me really badly for a while in a 35mph zone. I was going 40, maybe 42mph. There was room but for some reason he wouldn't pass me. I saw something up ahead about 300 yards, on the side of the road, and slowed down 'just in case.' The SUV whipped around me to the left and floored it. The "something" was a motorcycle cop with a radar gun. He stepped out in front of the SUV and pointed him to the side of the road. That cop made my month.

dculberson

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

crevans — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:05:47 EDT

Seeing as experiment after experiment shows inattentive driving being more dangerous than driving drunk, how about we start jailing people for this crap and ticketing people for blowing under a 1.2?

crevans

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

NovaloadMissesPolar — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:59:05 EDT

Instant Karma is so satisfying to watch.

NovaloadMissesPolar

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

Vintage Racer is out taking pictures — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:38:57 EDT

What. A. Dick.

Vintage Racer is out taking pictures

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

skyln95 — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:21:12 EDT

@devilock138:HEY! STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND! SHE HAS GREEN EYES!

skyln95

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:09:49 EDT

@mikedrawcar: I saw that too. I am surprised nobody noticed.

Awesome indeed.

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star

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devilock138 — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:59:27 EDT

I like to think his phone conversation went like this:
You just listen to the ol' Pork
Chop Express an' take his advice on
a dark and stormy night when some
wild-eyed eight-foot tall maniac grabs
your neck an' taps the back of your
favorite head up against a barroom wall.
An' he looks you crooked in the eye
an' he asks if you've paid your dues.
You look rihgt back at that big
sucker an' remember what Jack Burton
always says at times like that. "Have
you paid your dues, Jack" "No, sir,
I've just charged 'em."

devilock138

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

mikedrawcar — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:58:20 EDT

The squad car can still be driven and remains in service, Nehring said.

"It looks like a Chicago squad car now," he said.

Awesome.

mikedrawcar

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

mikedrawcar — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:56:35 EDT

@OldeEnglishD: Observation Of The Day

mikedrawcar

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

LTDScott changed his name! — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:54:45 EDT

Waitaminute.... Crown Vic. Sandwich. Sumbitch. Are you sure they didn't pull over Buford T. Justice? How dare they, he was in hot pursuuuit!

LTDScott changed his name!

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

BlownOring — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:53:18 EDT

@pl8ster: I'm freaking out man

BlownOring

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

pl8ster — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:36:31 EDT

@1300ccsoffury:

But isn't the speed limit 65?

Yeah.......it is.

pl8ster

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

SCROGGZILLA RAIDS AGAIN!! — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:36:21 EDT

Please taze this bro.

SCROGGZILLA RAIDS AGAIN!!

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

1300ccsoffury — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:28:08 EDT

"Littering and?"

1300ccsoffury

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

dasheREX — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:54:20 EDT

The ticket should have been he has to pay for the damage to the cop car. Or make him do community service at $5 an hour till the bill is paid off. I hate these idiots - and they are all over Va Beach. I'm actually shocked when I see a blond in an SUV that isn't on her cell phone driving like an ass.

dasheREX

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POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:48:59 EDT

@OldeEnglishD: We prefer to take the scenic routes...

Everywhere.

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

OldeEnglishD misses Polar — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:41:10 EDT

@MUSTANG, POLAЯ EDITION: All your roads look like boxes! Crazy Canadians.

OldeEnglishD misses Polar

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

muleshoe — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:40:41 EDT

Sir it's not ticket. It's a dumb ASS award

muleshoe

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

smalleyxb122 — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:36:45 EDT

"I'm getting a ticket? For what?"

That's a good question. Let's break it down:

1: You hit a cop car.
2: You were on your cell phone while driving (inattentive).
3: You hit a cop car.
4: You were eating while driving (inattentive).
5: YOU HIT A FREAKING COP CAR!!!!!

The prosecution rests.

smalleyxb122

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:36:44 EDT

BREAKING NEWS

In Oshawa, Ontario, a 78 year old man suffering from Alzheimer's smashed into several cars without stopping, and proceded to drive non-stop to Windsor, Ontario before being apprehended by police.

The best part was the poor old bugger's
baseball cap which read...

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

smokeydog001 — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:27:17 EDT

I'm just shocked it wasn't a woman with curlers in her hair.

smokeydog001

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LDMAN — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:19:32 EDT

There is a God. This is the proof.

LDMAN

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

OldeEnglishD misses Polar — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:19:26 EDT

@MUSTANG, POLAЯ EDITION: Yo, don't be dissing the homie, son!

OldeEnglishD misses Polar

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

OldeEnglishD misses Polar — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:18:10 EDT

OK kids, this is NOT what an employer means when they say that they want someone who is able to multi-task.

OldeEnglishD misses Polar

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:17:45 EDT

I'm getting a ticket? For what? Why you all up in my Grill, dog?

Sorry.

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

acarr260 — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:07:33 EDT

Nothing to see here... please move along.

acarr260

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

nyoh-ohio — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:03:06 EDT

was he driving an ex cop car?

nyoh-ohio

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

Ben Simons — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:58:53 EDT

another example of what happens when cousins marry.

Ben Simons

Scarfing, Cellphone-Blabbing Driver Hits Cop Car, Surprised To Get Ticket

WilliamG. — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:51:44 EDT

No jury in America would convict on an excessive force charge after that.

WilliamG.