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Enjoy The Cars, Girls Of Boost Mobile Nightshift Without The Crabs

SeanKHotay — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 07:46:41 EDT

@Turboner: Yeah, what the hell is it with this glitter crap? Glitter pussy, glitter lid (eyelid), glitter face...I don't get it. Is it supposed to be attractive?

SeanKHotay

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mattchow — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 00:40:08 EDT

at least there wasnt anything negative about my photos lol.

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Turboner — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:16:10 EDT

@johnnyichiban: A stripper once told my wife that "glitter pussy," the process of sticking glitter on it with hairspray, is dangerous. Those tiny bits get on the pole and stage and can work their way inside the woo woo and do damage. She was very passionate about her views on it, it's serious business.

Turboner

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SeanKHotay — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:33:42 EDT

Cripes..."cartoonish exterior'd, vulgarlour interior'd stationary conveyances"...

I give...I need a bottle. Not for the arm, for the mouth!

Somebody sAaAaAvE mE! Fight, err, Feel the Power!

SeanKHotay

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SeanKHotay — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:29:52 EDT

(hmmm...7 hours and it still didn't post...take II, if I remember it all)

TX HIN? As in TX Benny HINN? Is this one of his Miracle Cursades? Nearly the whole lot needs it including the cartoonish exterior, vulgarlour interior and the skantily-clad, heroin-skank trollops.

[farm2.static.flickr.com]

That said, let me join the E24 chorus. The exception to those needing salvation is the M6 and BMWCarl's E24 6-series... timelessly gorgeous cars that are still easily attainable by riff-raff like myself.

Kinda like the strumpets in feet fur.

Reminds me (the 6s, that is) of the E24 6-series roaming around the BMW paddock at the '06 Lime Rock Vintage Races, the black 666 (turbo'd w/6-speed trans, lots of other doo-dads) with the license plante "MENTAL". Simply gorgeous!

(yes, "cursades")

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Buzz Killington — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:06:04 EDT

@BMWCARL: That is one of my favorite cars of all time. Awesome.

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scottcom36 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:30:08 EDT

Penicillin? Bring some cellulite cream!

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chrystlubitshi — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:11:49 EDT

ugh... ahg aarrgh an ugh again... body mods look good on some things..

but those three cars were dragon-lovin' pretty in their original form... and damn it... i bet those girls were too..

body modifications belong to actual race/rally cars... and other than that... i like my women the way they grew... women are just plain attractive.. they don't need body mod b/c they're not really usefull... unlike the rally/race wide body mods done to *certain* cars... to fit wide tires/longer turning gear/bigger suspension....

i don't think women "mod" themselves for this... and therefore i'd rather have them stock.... and i won't even ask about the history.. i somewhat assume "used but loved" (oh god... i sound like an ass now......)

chrystlubitshi

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48pan2 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:59:10 EDT

@petersterncan: There is a Golf course in Norco,CA that brough in "PROS" to "HELP" at each hole. They are still in jail I think.

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Schm is not particularly sure what he is ranting about. . . — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:52:39 EDT

Hot Jebus, tat M6 is a looker. .

Schm is not particularly sure what he is ranting about. . .

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yellofury * * * * * — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:47:15 EDT

whoa theres car pics too????

anyways game on

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petersterncan — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:51:55 EDT

@ash78: "they'd have some of those designer purse knockoffs and all kinds of folksy crafts and various household decor stuff"

And they should be sold out of the trunks of the cars on display of course...

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MOPAR-MAN — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:33:34 EDT

Skin to win!

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Brian B — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:19:20 EDT

Is it just me or do the Boost girls look like refugees from the USO Playboy Bunnies scene from Apocalypse Now?

Brian B

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4.9 Port Fuel Injection BZR — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:43:33 EDT

The BMW M635CSi (Euro import, woo!) is like being the only sober person at a frat party, just standing back with detached bemusement while everybody else yells and stumbles into ridiculous stupors.

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korvetkeith — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:00:50 EDT

That FX is pretty sweet. Those girls not so much.

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lascauxcaveman — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:53:30 EDT

Yeah hot looking chicks and hot looking cars on display at the same event... go figure!

But if you thing that's crazy, I know this bar in Seattle where you can see great rock bands and drink great beer. Wild, huh? I think they may be on to something.

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mikedrawcar is back! (limited time only) — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:50:11 EDT

also, i like it how they used photoshop to miniaturize the last two pics. Yay Micro Machines!

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mikedrawcar is back! (limited time only) — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:47:59 EDT

wasn't there an argument yesterday over the classiness of Texas?

I think this solves it.

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cyclopticgaze — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:29:31 EDT

Yes, that M6 is by far the best looking car in the pictures. Just great condition and some tasteful/badass wheels. That black pinstripe is a nice touch.

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BMWCARL — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:24:39 EDT

Thanks guys. It is a wonderful car, 135,000 original miles, perfect interior and paint, maintenance records back to 1990, all for $2700. The only think I have to do to make it perfect is to swap out the auto for a 5 speed. I have all the parts, but just don't have the free weekend to do it. The 6 is a fairly complex car and it is best to find one where someone has already sunk a bunch of money into it. They are easy to work on if you do the work yourself, and parts are pretty cheap. If you pay someone to work on your car, it will bleed you dry. Power headrests? Cha-ching!

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Bo Darville — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:11:16 EDT

I think the guy that owns that M6 came to look at a Pathfinder I was selling a few years back, for his sister. Nice guy, fantastic car.

Bo Darville

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mytdawg — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:07:04 EDT

@mytdawg: Every time I see one for sale I go sproing.

Which is more than I can say for the "Boost Mobile Girls"...

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Ash78 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:04:46 EDT

@petersterncan: Yep. To me, it's like saying "We know these cars are not enough to bring you here."

If they were smart about it, instead of pandering girls, they'd have some of those designer purse knockoffs and all kinds of folksy crafts and various household decor stuff.

Boom: Double the audience, plus some incremental revenue.

Ash78

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mytdawg — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:04:00 EDT

That 6 series was always gorgeous. One of the few imports I will aways covet. Every time I see one for sale I go sproing. It looks out of place being all classy and stuff. I'm glad it doesn't have a fur spoiler or anything.

mytdawg

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petersterncan — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:54:40 EDT

I find these swimsuit contests that they have at these shows to be really cheezy. Yeah, there's some nice eyecandy. But it's not like any of the bikini-contest chicks give a shit about the cars or what people have done with them... unless you're gonna pay them to care. I think they should just cut the BS and bring in girls from a local escort agency and have them compete with the regular all-show-no-action bikini-contest girls... THAT would be something worth seeing.

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layabout — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:52:29 EDT

@BMWCARL: That 6 series you have looks so classy.My dad had one in the 80's,i still think its one of the best cars BMW ever made.

layabout

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NovaloadMissesPolar — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:52:12 EDT

OMG, somebody save that poor snow white XKE!

What IS with the giant boots? It's like the skanks are donked too.

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lascauxcaveman — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:50:43 EDT

Also, I'm guessing the white stuff around the wheel of the orange Civic is just rags and towels; he's detailing his rims/tires and doesn't want to get whatever spray product he's using to get on his brake discs/paint?

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lascauxcaveman — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:47:28 EDT

@B: But the cellulite, not so much.

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mechimike — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:45:17 EDT

@BMWCARL: Beautifully striking, understatedly elegant. Black. mmm. There's an 82 near me for sale, but alas its a 4 door. Still, not a bad looking car.

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Mad_Science — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:44:16 EDT

@B: Eww.

Actually...ewws all around.

All these comments and no "Where you at?!" reference? Guess we're all too busy being disgusted.

Mad_Science

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layabout — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:44:07 EDT

@B: Its only weird if the boots dont have a sexy woman in them at the time.

layabout

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Mike the Dog — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:43:25 EDT

@Number_Six: He's got the fronts stuffed with TP, too. Maybe he thinks that will fool people into thinking it's AWD?

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layabout — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:43:02 EDT

@Froggmann: I'm sure doing that to a car is a crime in some countries.

layabout

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Mike the Dog — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:42:19 EDT

@FreeMan: Cantilever trunk lid hinges.

Mike the Dog

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FЯeeMan — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:39:36 EDT

@cyclopticgaze: Got it! Thanks for the info, I'll be sure to update my score card...

FЯeeMan

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Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:37:19 EDT

This is kind of embarrassing, but the fur boots really do something for me.

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RalphieDC — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:33:15 EDT

@cyclopticgaze: Fake smoke?

How did the M6 get in it looks stock?

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Number_Six — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:30:54 EDT

@BMWCARL: Can you send that pic to BMW please?

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mehugtree — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:25:42 EDT

I think the Infity FX (the slammed grey dude) looks pretty freaking sweet.

It ain't much of a truck, so may as well slam it.

Needs lambo doors, of course.

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BMWCARL — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:24:59 EDT

@mechimike:

The e24 really is a beautiful car. Here is a pic of mine.....

[i3.photobucket.com]

BMWCARL

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SpeedWagon — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:21:53 EDT

Lambo Doors are so played, Lambo's don't even have them any more.

Do I need bring my own crunk-cup? Or do I raise my hand, and will one be provided?

SpeedWagon

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mechimike — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:16:46 EDT

Agreed: The M6 does look better with age. Or perhaps its just that the modern BMWs look so much like ass. Speaking of ass, and apropos of nothing, do those girls have any?

mechimike