<![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The... - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The... - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> Love the hardware store robots!

Door stopper antenna, Spam can for the head, speedway arms and legs, toggle expanders for hands, tomato can bodies, my best guess is 1.5" diameter sink tail pieces for necks.
Spray the whole thing in silver shaker can paint et voila.

smart42

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> Capt. Mazda Sisko

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> Never spray this on your junk! Use the straw, squirt it in the hole

MOPAR-MAN

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> i've actually seen this ad in the US. But i dont' remember how long ago. lol

suzq044

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> @cargogh:

Seconded on the Tri-Flow recommendation. I used to use that stuff on my bike before I was old enough to light smashed dinosaurs on fire and let them do the work for me. It'd last through multiple hose-blasting cleanings and let the mechanisms freewheel pretty much until you got bored waiting for them to stop on their own.

Piloter

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> M0L0TOV

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> @Dr.Danger's got nards:
White Lightning?

As in, mighty mighty pleasin', pappy's corn squeezin white lightning?


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Or Burt Reynolds vs the Sherrif?


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Or this?

Note: WL is great as long as you ride only in the dry. On a commuter bike or anything where you'll be in the water much you want something that won't wash off so easy. Oh, and don't forget to shake it up.

carless bought another Mazda

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> @Solo_Racer: can opener

NICKNICK

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> Those are awesome robots. I love the door stoppers for antenna.

mytdawg

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> @philibuster:
Now that I have blown a very good wine all over my key board and then cleaned it off...
QOTD!!!!

CEman

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> @texajeff: If she's a virgin he might need cutting fluid.

Solo_Racer

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> Crap. Sorry about the double post.

Feng

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> WD-40
A Love Story

I was already hammered when I saw you at the Crow Bar.
I said my name is Jack and asked if you'd like a screwdriver.
You said you weren't loose and you bolted ...
but I still wanted to nail you.
The vice squad was outside and asked if you were a hoe.
You said I'd tried to jump you and wanted them to arrest me for battery.
I asked "wire you doing this?" and told them you were nuts.
You said you wouldn't file charges.
They said they'd give us a lift as long as we were on the level.
On the way you complimented my chiseled jaw.
I swore I'd never punch you.
You said that's awl you ever wanted.
I said if you don't screw me I'll always be true.

I thought you'd make a fine Mrs. Sanders ...

then you asked if I'd met Ric.

Feng

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> WD-40
A Love Story

I was already hammered when I saw you at the Crow Bar.
I said my name is Jack and asked if you'd like a screwdriver.
You said you weren't loose and you bolted ...
but I still wanted to nail you.
The vice squad was outside and asked if you were a hoe.
You said I'd tried to jump you and wanted them to arrest me for battery.
I asked "wire you doing this?" and told them you were nuts.
You said you wouldn't file charges.
They said they'd give us a lift as long as we were on the level.
On the way you complimented my chiseled jaw.
I swore I'd never punch you.
You said that's awl you ever wanted.
I said if you don't screw me I'll always be true.

I thought you'd make a fine Mrs. Sanders ...

then you asked if I'd met Ric.

[www.fengtastic.com]

Feng

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> Maybe he should use a can opener.

nosirrahg

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> Don't try it... It burns like hell! Don't ask me how I know this.

dolo54

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> The robots should use Tri-Flow® Red Grease. It" is a premium quality, extreme pressure, multi-purpose aluminum complex grease. It features outstanding performance in high temperature applications and is waterproof. It provides an excellent seal on bearings, has a high-load carrying capacity and resists oxidation and is corrosion resistant. " With rusty nuts, the load carry capabilities may come in handy.

cargogh

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> Second the recommendation for PBlaster. I go through about a can of that a month. Versus about a can per year of WD-40, which I use usually just for cleaning.

mechimike

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> @Dr.Danger's got nards: Thank you sir, that completely brightened up my day.

mattEGTx

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> @Dr.Danger's got nards: you can really find ANYTHING on youtube

Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre!

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> @POLAЯE, OH OH, CANTAЯE OH OH OH OH:
*NSFR, (not safe for robots)

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Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre!

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> @Dr.Danger's got nards: It's for pleasuring your mate, you connect with each other then you flick your door stop thingies and enjoy the vibes!
Oh , and that noise... "PARL-RL-RL-RL-RL-RL-RL-RL"

POLAЯ

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> @Blokey: The female dumps her oil every month.

POLAЯ

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> @Armand, Star-Spangled Pedant: I'm guilty of both.Thanks for the memories.....

SLR_BlowerMania

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> As a penetrating oil, I would recommend Marvel Mystery Oil which might bring a new dimension into their relationship...

texajeff

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> @Dr.Danger's got nards: Looks like it, and they appear to be affixed to tins of Spam.

mattEGTx

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> PS, are those door-stopper thingies on their heads?

Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre!

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> @Armand, Star-Spangled Pedant: I did that too as a kid. I thought it made me go faster.

Then my dad informed me about white lightning.

Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre!

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> But are those pictures of people on the dresser on the right? What kind of kinky place is this? And where are their Nazi costumes?

NovaloadMissesPolar

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> Doggie Daddy runs on gin

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> I think those robots too should use some penetrating oil. May I recommend PBlaster?

TurboBrick

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> How can you tell a female robot from a male one when they both have nuts??

Alf, in pog form

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Daaoak

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> got some rusted nuts, huh? Probably should use some penetrating oil. just stick that there straw in that hole, and give it a couple good squirts.

philibuster

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> Ooops... I am learning a lot of things right here which I feel I should've learned a long time ago.

Time to go grease the hubs of my bike. At least my awkwardness is less than what those robots will feel.

mr.chophoppers

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> i like the painting in the background of the robot cringing at what he is about to see.

vwminispeedster

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> @Daniel Rutter: There are a lot of novice mechanics who learn that the hard way. When I was about 10, I thought WD-40 would be good for lubricating the hubs on my bicycle. After a few miles of riding ruined the bearings, I decided grease might be a better idea. This was about the same time I believed that steel wool was the best way to clean chrome.

Armand Bengle

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> LOL! now thats funny

adamaoc

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> @Daniel Rutter: There's the Dan I know and love, beating me to that comment.

FuzzyPlushroom

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> Those robot lovebirds will, of course, be sorry; WD-40 is a very poor lubricant. It displaces water, it stops gate hinges from squeaking, et cetera et cetera, but it's mainly kerosene and contains very little actual oil.

Daniel Rutter

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> Smells_Homeless

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> Studies have proved that WD-40 relieves arthritic pain and stiffness.

Hmm... a relief of stiffness you say...

POLAЯ

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> woah, you can use it on metal too?!

NICKNICK

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> by "Lets" i ment "Let's."
Damn ACT. . . . sucked my brain dry.

Schm thinks that the Volt may get him laid. . .

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> Lets get it on. . .


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Schm thinks that the Volt may get him laid. . .

]]> <![CDATA[WD-40 Helps With The...]]> Meh. Already knew that.

CafeRacer1200

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