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And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...

fooslord — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:53:19 EDT

and little Simba ran away to the circus before he found his life long friends pumba and timon.

fooslord

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Flywheel — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:15:04 EDT

Where the heck was the person that took this picture?

Flywheel

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deckard97 — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:52:53 EDT

I want to party with those guys!!

deckard97

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Capt. Mazda Sisko — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:49:52 EDT

cue benny hill music

Capt. Mazda Sisko

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kleinlowe — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:28:09 EDT

@Tomsk: You've heard 'When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail'? Well, when you have a four-hundred pound apex predator...

kleinlowe

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AllenK — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:17:31 EDT

"In the Circle of Death..."

AllenK

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sleepergt — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 19:22:14 EDT

riding with the "King"

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Solo_Racer — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 17:20:22 EDT

@smokeydog001: Too bad Mary didn't take a few more cretins out.

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skulldriveshaft — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 04:10:09 EDT

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

skulldriveshaft

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Moosetang — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 01:05:16 EDT

Sandy was concerned that she'd never find a way to catch Richard Stroker and his Gazelle ride-on mechanic, that is until she met Leo.

Moosetang

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POLAЯ — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 00:43:32 EDT

Li(ho)on

POLAЯ

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Smells_Homeless — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 23:57:02 EDT

@smart42: Without question. There are at least two different machines on that vertical surface.

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smart42 — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 23:19:12 EDT

I know I am treading on thin ice...JEEBUZ there are so many fans, but is this side show so different from NASCAR?

smart42

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Paul Y. can't think of a better, shorter handle — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 20:12:35 EDT

JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION, GET OUT OF THE CAR

Paul Y. can't think of a better, shorter handle

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hootjigga — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:59:41 EDT

@Tomsk: Kickass.

hootjigga

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muleshoe — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:22:15 EDT

And the Lion goes ROARING past the cycle

muleshoe

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joneez — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:44:15 EDT

Today on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom....

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ShastaMcNasty — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:12:01 EDT

Modern racing certain has too much safety gear and not enough lions.

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AllenK — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:04:54 EDT

Meanwhile the Lionesses are out hunting and taking care of the cubs....

AllenK

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GreenVanMan — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:07:56 EDT

there is really nothing i can add to this, wow.

GreenVanMan

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sos10 — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:34:35 EDT

A few years later Peugeot realised it was easier to have just a Lyon image on the hood.

sos10

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prndl — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 22:59:13 EDT

It's all fun and games until the lion barfs up a chunk of Roy's leg into the drivers face and they all crash into the crowd. Oh the humanity!!!

prndl

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SpeedWagon — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 22:26:16 EDT

The MGM lion's unsuccessful younger brother.

SpeedWagon

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RoninianHoon — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 22:18:30 EDT

There are five keys of the finest Columbian under that lion...

RoninianHoon

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GTBruiser — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 22:06:14 EDT

The lady at the far right looks as though she's seen this Peugeot advertising stunt about 274 times too many.

GTBruiser

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POLAЯ — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:43:45 EDT

@muleshoe: Stroke... STROKE your Pussy!

POLAЯ

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muleshoe — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:49 EDT

The guy on the bike catches up to the car and say Hey Ladie Can I Pet Your Pussy

muleshoe

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Smells_Homeless — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:24:03 EDT

If the bowl they're racing around isn't filled with hungry sharks and electric eels, who cares? I mean, it's just a motorcycle trying to overcome a car with a sidecar holding a lion while driving on a vertical road surface.

Sheesh, modern people are easy to impress.

Smells_Homeless

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POLAЯ — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:39:42 EDT

I cood say, "I've dun that befere", but I'd be Lion!

POLAЯ

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P161911 — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:36:00 EDT

Is that car a Miller?

P161911

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NovaloadMissesPolar — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:24:59 EDT

It's a trick. The lion is driving.

NovaloadMissesPolar

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turbofreak — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:13:20 EDT

Lion: "What did I do to deserve this!?"

turbofreak

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smokeydog001 — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:09:30 EDT

@vr6john:

You don't reckon alky-haul was involved do you? Not to worry though, Ol' Mary got the last laugh - [www.elephants.com]

smokeydog001

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bruxell — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:57:22 EDT

I really think I missed out being born into a time when this kind of good natured tom-foolery for profit was no longer possible, and I ain't lyin'…

WAKA…WAKA…waka.

Thank you very much I'll be here all week… except that it's Friday.

bruxell

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studemax — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:53:27 EDT

Isn't that the Gilmore lion riding along the driver?

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smokyburnout — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:37:15 EDT

@DoggieDaddy: i dont think they had pussy magnets back then... from the looks of it, they had to use centrifugal forces.

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vr6john — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:27:41 EDT

@smokeydog001: and after reading the link...it just oozes pleasantness...

vr6john

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vr6john — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:26:01 EDT

@smokeydog001: that looks pleasant...

vr6john

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Shadowmaster — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:05:58 EDT

Ahhhh... I have finally found zen

Shadowmaster

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smokeydog001 — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:01:50 EDT

@vr6john:

Yeah, especially when they run afoul of Hillbilly law![www.roadsideamerica.com]

smokeydog001

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Doggie Daddy runs on gin — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:59:04 EDT

@bee zee arr:

Perfect

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BSAKat — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:57:28 EDT

From the looks of the front end on that motorcycle, I think it's a twenty-something Indian Scout. I would have paid good money to see that man's wife parade her pussy around like that...

BSAKat

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bzr — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:55:02 EDT

@DoggieDaddy:

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Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:53:57 EDT

"So, Kenny, this demo thrill-show gig on the circus fairway is a piece of cake, ain't it? Why so quiet, Kenny...? Cat got your tongue...? Oh my God, you killed Kenny! You Bastard...!"

Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing

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vr6john — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:50:28 EDT

fuck - the stupid shit people do to animals sometimes is mind-numbing...

Fuck - the stupid shit people like to watch that involves animals is mind-numbing

vr6john

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Braff is Thad Longlove — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:47:28 EDT

I want that tattooed on my back

Braff is Thad Longlove

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Mysterious Utility Bento — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:43:07 EDT

Narnia 3: Tokyo Drift

Mysterious Utility Bento

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workingonyourinvoice — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:43:01 EDT

@DoggieDaddy: Win.

workingonyourinvoice

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graverobber- It says Loud Pipes Save Lives — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:41:15 EDT

That is the best advertisement for not passing on the right I have ever seen.

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Doggie Daddy runs on gin — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:40:24 EDT

That car really is a pussy magnet

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Tomsk — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:39:47 EDT

I can just hear the conversation now:

"Honey, I don't think our Wall of Death act is thrilling enough."
"You're right, baby. Let's strap a basket to the side of your car and STICK A GODDAMN LION IN IT!"

Tomsk