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Donkey Kong - The Donkiest Donk to Ever Donk

dk40 — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:27:24 EDT

this car was built at usa motorsports in san antonio texas, (1usamotorsports.com). it has airbags, 4 15's 2 4000.1 amps 1 350.4 6x9's 4.5 inch comps and more to come. the car only took 45 days to build on our own time, but the amount of people it pulls into the shop is crazy.

dk40

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ogz — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:12:43 EDT

@FreeMan: no, the worst part is pathetic people like you.

ogz

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D-Bo — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:49:23 EDT

Welcome to the summer or 2007. I wonder if you guys have heard about the "Blue Devil", supposedly it's going to be a monster of a Corvette. (insert any lame joke about last summer here)

D-Bo

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zakichu — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:45:40 EDT

The thing reminds me of a giant baby buggy with a Buick on top.

zakichu

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KepWinger — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:41:35 EDT

Those aren't wheels, they're wind turbine propellers. I think this is the new "hybrid power" we've been hearing about.

KepWinger

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gracilism — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:26:44 EDT

I can't push delete fast enough.

gracilism

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thechoop — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:32:24 EDT

That is the coolest modern day Conestoga Wagon I have ever seen. Solid rubber must ride real s-m-oooooo-v.

thechoop

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TheBlueBomber — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:45:18 EDT

sorry- you're

TheBlueBomber

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TheBlueBomber — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:44:15 EDT

there is alot wrong with this car, which in my mind, makes it right. im of the opinion that making a car into what YOU want is hot rodding. case in point, drag racing. your going really fast for 1/4 of a mile. whats the point??
this guy has a car that probably will break before 1/4 of a mile, but its what he wants.

TheBlueBomber

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TheTick247 — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:03:29 EDT

Paging Mr. Darwin...Mr. Charles Darwin?

TheTick247

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LuciferV8 — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:24:14 EDT

I'm just glad they did it to a crappy old regal.

LuciferV8

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Elhigh — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:43:41 EDT

@Saboth: Man, this car won't collide with anything, it just shoots right over the top.

Those big fragile wheels might get left behind, though...

Elhigh

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feckineejit — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:20:44 EDT

@FreeMan:

okay, that is some fine racism there.

feckineejit

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YESICANT — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:14:19 EDT

These guys are out of San Antonio, Tx. The wheels and tires were made in house. If you take a close look at the tire, you will notice no sidewall or bead. The tire is solid rubber and the rims are made from 1/4" plate using a sheet metal shear and break. The car is for show and shock value only.

YESICANT

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FЯeeMan is slowly cЯawling out of the new commenting system — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:11:04 EDT

@loyter:

1985 Buick Regal, $1250.
40" rims, $12,000.
Having the biggest donk in the world, useless.

There, fixed it for ya'

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BlackIce_GTS — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:07:50 EDT

I think more cars need their own theme song.

BlackIce_GTS

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econobiker — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:52:32 EDT

20 years ago there couldn't be wheels small enough to fit under a car- anyone remember the lowrider squat wheels look? Make sure the 12" tires stuck out from under the wheel wells...

now due to the wonders of cnc machining and rent to own tires/tims, we have cars valued at $900 rolling around on rims worth $10000 looking like Hot Wheels toy cars...

econobiker

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loyter — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:42:04 EDT

1985 Buick Regal, $1250.
40" rims, $12,000.
Having the biggest donk in the world, priceless.

loyter

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FЯeeMan is slowly cЯawling out of the new commenting system — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:23:46 EDT

The worst part is that the owner of this... abomination... is probably on food stamps or welfare.

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bmwfanatic — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:16:52 EDT

@Ben Wojdyla: I know they're practically identical other than those two features, but us children of the 80s had little else to look at back then.

bmwfanatic

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P161911 — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:12:31 EDT

I believe that 40" wheels are know as "probable cause" to law enforcement.

P161911

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mehugtree — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:03:53 EDT

You guys obviously haven't seen the potholes in Atlanta. You need a car this tall.

I swear.

In other news, sales of lift kits have skyrocketed in the South. Already their target market, manufacturers are baffled by the increased requests for lifts for late 80's Chevy trucks.

mehugtree

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jchabotte — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:59:01 EDT

@smokyburnout:

Sir,

your newsletter, show me it.

jchabotte

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SRekauqh — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:55:18 EDT

I wish that every person who does this to their car dies a horrific death in a one-car accident off a cliff into shark-infested waters.

Seriously, I do

SRekauqh

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Saboth — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:12:52 EDT

All these are now are redneck pickups without a bed. I'm pretty sure most states have a limit on how high your car/truck can be jacked up (in case of collisions with others).

Saboth

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Buckster — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:11:16 EDT

Just the existence of this thing caused (ur god here) to kill 1000 puppies and a cat or two.

Buckster

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jstn — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:54:22 EDT

@UDMan: I, like you, am looking down my northern nose at what "they" are doing down "there" in what is truly the dirty south.

jstn

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layabout — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 06:22:34 EDT

needs spinners

layabout

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luima — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 04:25:59 EDT

not even deserve to be in a jalopnik post

luima

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Kaitis — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:37:51 EDT

Did no one else laugh at his stock brakes on 40's?

Kaitis

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zakichu — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:27:43 EDT

So.. it may be self-powered, but where the hell are the brakes?

I'm guessing that has a lot to do with why you don't really see it moving much in the video. I don't think they've figured out how to stop it yet.

Absolutely inane, but depressingly amusing.

zakichu

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BMWer — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:25:16 EDT

@korvetkeith:

Actually, the retarded thing about it is that those tires are custom made. I think they cost around $17 grand if I remember correctly...

BMWer

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skulldriveshaft — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:46:33 EDT

Inspiration: Hot Wheels

skulldriveshaft

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danio3834 — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:33:41 EDT

@Armand, Star-Spangled Pedant: The fact that we haven't seen this thing move under its own power at more than 1/2 a mph suggests that it really is as mechanically decrepit as it looks.

danio3834

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Shapeshifter — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:25:23 EDT

@Smells_Homeless:

People do that to Roadmasters?! How horrible :(

Anyway... where do you even find 40s?

Shapeshifter

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twoback — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:07:08 EDT

Hopefully, now that they've done this, everyone else will stop.

twoback

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kleinlowe — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:51:53 EDT

I'm a bit confused as to what technically keeps this from being a monster truck. Anyone?

kleinlowe

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M0L0TOV — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:37:35 EDT

I'm ashamed to admit the donk craze has its roots in Tampa, Florida. Sorry guys.

M0L0TOV

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oddseth — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:37:29 EDT

I am glad I don't own a firearm because if I saw this on the road, I would definitely shoot at it...

oddseth

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Mr. Subaru — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:33:30 EDT

Hun, I'm going to change the oil in my car. Have you seen my ladder?

Mr. Subaru

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v8corvairpickup — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:32:09 EDT

I must be old but...I don't get it. What is the purpose of doing this? I also don't get it when people put rims on the vehicle that stick out way past the fender wells. Are they worried that the car will tip over?

v8corvairpickup

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evil2win — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:28:02 EDT

Frankly, I'd be more impressed if he'd lowered it, and modified the wheel wells to fit those rubber-clad abominations.. you'd need brake discs the size of garbage can lids to stop those things once they got spinnin....

evil2win

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valeriomassaro — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:12:04 EDT

I thought I was having a episode of deja vu all over again but this car attached to the video on march 2007.
after the clip ends scroll to the other clips and you get this.
[jalopnik.com]

://jalopnik.com/search/donk/

valeriomassaro

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Mad_Science — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:44:18 EDT

Apparently the car spectrum that stretches from hillbilly to ummm..."urban" actually loops all the way around.

The line between hillbilly swamp buggy and ghetto ride grows ever blurrier.

Also: burn it.

Mad_Science

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mechimike — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:34:18 EDT

One could either take the position that this is demonstrating absurdity by being absurd yourself, or, more likely, it is the by-product of some extremely contentious dick-waving contests.

Since I moved to the great cultural wasteland known as "Dixie", I have seen more donks on the roads than anywhere else I've ever driven. I guess the lack of a need to drive in bad weather makes the Darwinian natural selection process a bit slower here. And frankly, having been to Atlanta too many times, I can honestly say that it is the epicenter of reverse Darwinism.

mechimike

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SpeedWagon - Needs COTD bailout. — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:34:12 EDT

Shark jumped, mission accomplished Donkey Kong.

SpeedWagon - Needs COTD bailout.

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944turb0 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:16:10 EDT

Those look like those cheesy 80s 3-spoke Brabus rims.

944turb0

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Armand Bengle — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:09:26 EDT

@danio3834: My thoughts exactly. If you're ignorant enough to think this is cool, the odds are good that you've never heard of Ackerman geometry, or unsprung weight, or proper damping, or camber angles. Well, MAYBE these folks have heard of camber, as markov pointed out--but they don't understand it. Yes, radial tires like a couple degrees of negative camber; no, that's not going to make this thing handle like anything other than a cow trying to roller-skate across a floor covered in ball bearings and SAE-30 oil.

Armand Bengle

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markov - type gna(R) — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 21:26:17 EDT

It seems to be running quite a bit of negative camber for what amounts to industrial grade rubber bands surrounding the wheels.

Check the shots from inside the shop, it's at least 2 degrees.

markov - type gna(R)

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deus ex wagon — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 21:14:43 EDT

Anyone else want to see that with a 10 liter diesel and some mud tires?

deus ex wagon

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PatFromGundo — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:57:45 EDT

@thunder: "Somebody catch it!"

PatFromGundo

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thunder — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:22:36 EDT

And they've even got their own theme song. So classy.

I want so badly to see that thing at the dragstrip.

thunder

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vr6john — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:17:58 EDT

I see it backing up a bit, but I really didn't see any footage of it going forward...maybe they should change the soundtrack

vr6john

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Smells_Homeless — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:12:14 EDT

@smokyburnout: Oh man, we see these all the time here in salted-roadsville. A lifted donk without its dubs is just about the saddest thing you'll ever see. It makes me all get emo when it's a Roadmaster or an Impala SS, except I don't want to cut myself.

Smells_Homeless

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JayP71 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:56:01 EDT

@P161911: I had the same shiver of horror you did. My first ride was a 1984 Cutlass. I've looked around for one but they've either been violated like this or the price is sky high...

JayP71

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NovaloadMissesPolar — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:42:20 EDT

I want to see them getting in and out of it.

NovaloadMissesPolar

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JesusHChrysler — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:39:49 EDT

@smokyburnout: I see that a lot around here...jacked up crown vics that are rollin on the stock wheels. makes me laugh. and then I feel sad for laughing. and then I laugh at myself for feeling sad. it's an endless cycle.

JesusHChrysler

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CARBONFIBER — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:35:04 EDT

* Yes, its ridculous. Having said that, I do love the simplicity of the 3 node AMG style. Of course 40" is way over the top, but on another ride, with a decent size & chrome of course, this style wheel keeps the brakes cool + is EASY to clean.

We have BBS style wheels on our Jag cabrio & mercy I hate trying to clean those bstrds!

CARBONFIBER

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scott johnson — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:33:26 EDT

I think this same car was featured on this site a couple of years ago, complete with painted-on tread lines on the rims.

scott johnson

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RoninianHoon — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:31:11 EDT

See you all are missing the point here. Those are giant fan blades to chop down the appending waves of mutant zombie apocalypse...

RoninianHoon

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Danno4x4 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:24:17 EDT

Hell, I'll take one!!! My only question is... Do you think it can tow my Corn Harvester?

Danno4x4

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smokyburnout — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:15:50 EDT

@Smells_Homeless: i kind of want to see one that still has the super-tall suspension, but rolling on 15" steelies with mismatched hubcaps...

smokyburnout

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AllenK — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:04:06 EDT

@Impalamino:

It was pretty ruined and overdone to begin with.

AllenK

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Impalamino — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:49:19 EDT

Once again, the white man co-opts a black cultural trend, completely overdoes it, and ruins it for everyone.

Kudos, honkies. Kudos.

*Wait, these dudes are white, right? Yeah, they are.

Impalamino

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smokeydog001 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:34:43 EDT

He insulted my Monza. Where's Ralph Nader when you need him?

smokeydog001

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Tomsk the red-nosed reindeer — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:28:46 EDT

Baby Jesus isn't just crying; he's slitting his wrists and dousing the room in gasoline.

Tomsk the red-nosed reindeer

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something_unique_and_descriptive — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:18:20 EDT

@Peabody S. Preston, Esq., Bruce, El Caminion: Normal Gasoline will work better. Despite it's reputation Jet fuel isn't nearly as flammable, it has to be in a mist in order to light properly.

Don't ask me how I know these things.

What I want to know is where are the brakes? Have they done anything to strengthen the axles... is this "thing" going to be our next installment of Donked on the Strip [jalopnik.com]

something_unique_and_descriptive

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Smells_Homeless — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:17:56 EDT

Cars like this are like cut flowers. They are designed to look like they do for only a few days before they begin their decay. That's why you won't run into too many of them limping down the highway on mis-matched rims in three different shades of primer.

This is not just a donk-oriented phenomenon. Check any World of Wheels show for confirmation.

Smells_Homeless

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korvetkeith — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:15:34 EDT

I have one answer. Those are retreads for big rig tires, so no air.

korvetkeith

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voodoojoo — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:11:51 EDT

That song...it's mesmerizing

voodoojoo

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theloop82 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:04:42 EDT

What can't a endless supply of drug money do! I hope that guy tries to ghost ride the whip and gets ran the fuck over.

theloop82

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DustyButt — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:01:35 EDT

Could a vehicle look anymore precarious?

Please Stop, People!

If you think that crap looks good
or if you spend your money on this horse shit...

Welp... You deserve whatever life gives you.

DustyButt

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Skunky — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:00:39 EDT

Huh. I didn't know John Deere made low profile all-weather tires...

Skunky

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Hot_Carl — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:55:51 EDT

And the line between hood and country blurs ever more.

Hot_Carl

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smokeydog001 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:52:07 EDT

It's Obama's answer to Little Al's carbon footprint fisaco.

smokeydog001

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danio3834 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:48:54 EDT

@Ben Wojdyla: Those are all questions I'm certain that no one involved with this car has ever comtemplated.

The brainstorming for this car went something like this,

"First DONK rollin on 40s, yo!"

danio3834

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P161911 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:45:26 EDT

This is the answer to: car I would most want to roll. Just to destroy it. Shouldn't be too hard, any speed over about 5mph should do it.

I would like to find a nice 1980's Regal and fix it up nice with a chevy small block. My first car was a 81 Regal, the whole nostalgia thing is hitting. But it is CRAP like this that makes them hard to find in unmolested condition. Same goes for early/mid 70's full size GM convertibles.

May they drive over potholes until the wheels don't even resemble round.

P161911

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smsolo1 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:43:12 EDT

ree tah ded... durt!!!

smsolo1

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jolaszek — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:29:09 EDT

Points and laughs:

Bahahaha.

jolaszek

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UDMan — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:25:21 EDT

I never see these monstrosities up here in the "clean" north.

UDMan

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smokyburnout — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:25:06 EDT

part of me really hates this trend.
part of me wants to put 100" rims on a semi and name it Donkimus Prime.

smokyburnout

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MrSpyder — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:22:23 EDT

NOO! Don't let them molest that MR2 Spyder next to it. Please God!

MrSpyder

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Smells_Homeless — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:22:03 EDT

@rlj676: On the other hand, if absurdity is a sport, we have an olympic contender right here.

Smells_Homeless

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om Bronx de Mowgli — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:22:01 EDT

*grabs can of jet fuel, a zippo, and a ticket to Atlanta* "Back in a second"

om Bronx de Mowgli

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beta.rogan — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:21:51 EDT

I want to see it crush some barrels. Then maybe the name would be okay.

beta.rogan

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Smells_Homeless — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:20:28 EDT

Solid tires = mine equipment.

Smells_Homeless

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rlj676-new job, same problems — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:20:16 EDT

@thatguy01:

I too was going to comment on what the hell this company could have to do with anything considered a "motorsport". This has a "motor", but unless absurdity is officially a "sport", they lack that portion of their name.

rlj676-new job, same problems

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al_beaton — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:20:07 EDT

So, pneumatic tyres were just a passing fad?

al_beaton

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staircar — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:18:38 EDT

Uh...

The ride on that thing must be worse than a Conestoga wagon. But at least the handling is bound to be sharp, what with the low center of gravity and all.

In the words of Michael Scott:
Win-win-win!

staircar

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Sth002000 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:18:35 EDT

Are those really tires or just a bit of rubber wrapped around an old oil drum?

...and she moves under her own power? or do they sorta push it a little and start filming when they're out of the frame?

Sth002000

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Mysterious Utility Bento — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:18:12 EDT

BLEECH!

Mysterious Utility Bento

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damnelantra™ — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:18:04 EDT

at least they could have pritted up the underbelly of the beast.

damnelantra™

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thatguy01 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:17:00 EDT

My question: Why do so many companies named "Racing" and "Motorsports" install stuff that measurably slows cars down?

thatguy01

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Ben Wojdyla — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:16:21 EDT

@bmwfanatic: @bd_juju: My mistake, those GM's are so distinctive I can't believe I made that mistake.

Ben Wojdyla

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powermatic — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:15:33 EDT

Spent all money on car-none left for real video camera.

powermatic

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Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:12:09 EDT

22" rims = Stupid
40" rims = so stupid it's awesome. This is proof than when you push something way past the extreme, it goes from bad to great.

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JoeWoodsprite — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:10:35 EDT

Wow. And people thought the rice machines were ugly.

JoeWoodsprite

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orangeroller — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:10:35 EDT

and whats the performance like? does anyone think it has a 0 to 60?

orangeroller

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bmwfanatic — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:09:35 EDT

that's a Regal, not a Cutlass. The Cutlass had vertical tail lights and a bit of a curve on the grill to meet up with the top of the front bumper.

bmwfanatic

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wohho — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:09:05 EDT

er. they're different?

wohho

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Bad Juju — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:07:34 EDT

Er, Cutlass? It's clearly a GNX, I mean Regal..

Bad Juju

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orangeroller — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:07:03 EDT

fantasy garage it!!

orangeroller