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The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

med — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:42:43 EDT

Insert bad jokes about the "Prince Edition" SLR here...

med

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

med — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:41:42 EDT

I would feel like a total douchebag driving one of these.
850hp TT Gallardo? Yeah, that's fine.
This thing? Just too much.

med

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

FrankGrimes — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:58:06 EDT

I think this thing is actually pretty good looking well except the interior. But the name? Ripped off from that boat on The Island.

FrankGrimes

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

Bazza, now with a wonderfully longer name! — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:36:57 EDT

ARGHHHHHH! where's the eye bleach?!

Bazza, now with a wonderfully longer name!

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

powermatic — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:53:36 EDT

Trust me-this ride will go over like gangbusters in Saudi Arabia. All it's lacking is some throw pillows covered in that same 'fabric', with the Mercedes logo stitched prominently into place, and they won't be able to build enough of 'em.

powermatic

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

Stuntdriver — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:36:22 EDT

bling bling...
they forgot the blue neon lights underneath...

what a tasteless renovation...the best renovation for me was the 722 edition...that was a renovarion...this looks like a pimp mobile!!!

Stuntdriver

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

RoninianHoon — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:19:17 EDT

This is a hoon car in gold drag? Why complain?

RoninianHoon

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

ochoppin — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:31:04 EDT

The SLR or as I like to refer to it: The Schnoz.

ochoppin

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

poxpopulus — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:21:44 EDT

The automotive equivalent of a Zoot Suit. Ecch.

poxpopulus

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

BlownOring — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:56:38 EDT

I think its time to take this one out behind the shed.

BlownOring

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

boosted-lego-wagon — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:56:19 EDT

@ash78: Why bother? They're both symbols of the same thing.

boosted-lego-wagon

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

CowboyCody — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:50:15 EDT

Wait...so you made it gold with carbon fiber and matching spoke wheels and that's going to make them NOT want it? I mean...I'm was never into the exterior styling to begin with, but this is essentially "blinged". Every rapper in America's gonna be talking about his "Mase" SLR, you fools.

If you build it, they will come...

CowboyCody

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

elwood — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:35:42 EDT

Yeah, I'd take it if was painted matte black and if the upholstery wasn't so absolutely terrible.

elwood

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

mytdawg — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:34:04 EDT

Obviously money ≠ class.

mytdawg

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

Neener — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:30:40 EDT

So that's where my fiberglass Lambo replica front bumper went...

Neener

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

jarmod — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:28:34 EDT

It's all about Dubai, and has nothing to do with your typically subdued Western sense of style.

jarmod

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

MeMikeYouNot — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:12:48 EDT

Paris Hilton has said she's giving up her McClaren and Bentley, and has bought a new Tahoe Hybrid. It's a good thing, or else this would be her new ride. I love it, especially in that Camry gold.

MeMikeYouNot

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

Vipper Of Vipp — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:11:32 EDT

Just wait til the detailer tries to Armor-All the shine back into that suede steering wheel and dash.

Vipper Of Vipp

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

mytdawg — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:08:05 EDT

All it's missing is a Pussy yellow paint job.

mytdawg

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

turbofreak — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:07:01 EDT

WANT!!!

turbofreak

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

The Name's Ash78, Housewares — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:03:31 EDT

@Smells_Homeless: The Manson Renovation package is basically the same, but the tri-star is replaced with a swastika.

The Name's Ash78, Housewares

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

TCameron — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:02:59 EDT

80's opulence comes standard, along with the 8-ball of coke underneath the armrest.

TCameron

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

dolo54 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:01:52 EDT

I noticed that days on Jalopnik often have themes. Today must be aftermarket abomination day.

dolo54

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

JantheMan — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:01:21 EDT

@Turboner: In some ways....yes

JantheMan

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

Smells_Homeless — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:57:42 EDT

Oh god, I'm screwed up. All I saw from that title was "Manson Renovation."

Needz medz.

Smells_Homeless

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

RC51 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:48:32 EDT

@Rick Astley: Oh Rick, you had me at 1976 Stutz Blackhawk

RC51

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

NovaloadMissesPolar — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:44:59 EDT

For the pimp who doesn't quite have everything.

NovaloadMissesPolar

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

Rick Astley — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:43:39 EDT

I'd MUCH rather have a 1976 Stutz Blackhawk with chinchilla upholstery, gold plating and fine wood veneers than this abomination.

Rick Astley

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

wookie1901 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:42:31 EDT

I don't understand why anybody, ever thinks gold looks good on any car.

I guess somebody find this rolling abomination pleasing to the eye, but it's not me.

'Course, there's no way in Hell (or very, very little) that I could ever afford one of these. What with the cost of just the SLR in addition to all the uglifying modifications. So, I'm sure, Manory doesn't give a rat's ass about my critical opinion.

I'll stop now.

wookie1901

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

Turboner — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:41:11 EDT

@JantheMan: You really are the man.

Turboner

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

Drujon — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:38:28 EDT

That quilted leather floor covering looks like the cheesy vinyl upholstery on a '60s dune buggy. You think that's what they were going for?

Drujon

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

JantheMan — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:35:48 EDT

@Janhatecarsofcarhaters: Yes I missed an "a" but that gucci phone is spelled in that way

JantheMan

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

layabout — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:35:20 EDT

So,did P.Diddy or David Beckham order this waste of an SLR

layabout

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

Stoatmaster — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:34:49 EDT

Masonry Renovation?

That'll be the uglifying with gold leaf.

Stoatmaster

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

JantheMan — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:31:33 EDT

This is why I hate cars.....that belongs to people that I hate...these people must hate cars....or they want a car that mtch that new Motorola Golden Gucci Razr phone.....

JantheMan

The 700 HP Mansory Renovatio Can Save The SLR From Certain Celebrity Death

layabout — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:31:10 EDT

Renovtio,more like revoltio in that ugly gold

layabout