Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export - Jalopnik Comments

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

Tomsk — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:50:39 EDT

She's very cute (and I luuuurve the accent), but I've yet to find a female racing driver who's more of a total package than los Jalops' favorite van driver:
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Tomsk

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

EuropaBambaataa — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:38:06 EDT

She doesn't have half the talent Danica does... but damn it, neither does Milka Duno, and they're both hotter than Danica.

Mmmm, Rule34ing Susie and Milka in my head right now. Nope, it's Susie, Milka and Danica after all. And that horse-racing chick who also races cars, Liz Halliday.

EuropaBambaataa

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

layabout — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:44:53 EDT

She'd get owned!

layabout

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

Stuntdriver — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:01:36 EDT

@smokyburnout:
Ralph Shoemaker...hahahahahahahahaha....good one!!!

Ralph Shemaleliker, Ralph Shoesuker, Ralph Shitmaker...the list goes on...

how about dating danika...susie...and other redhead racing chick at the same time???...then i can die happy...

Stuntdriver

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

smokyburnout — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:35:27 EDT

@beercheck: it actually appears Vanina won't be running the DTM this year, although the series will gain Katherine Legge (as well as some fellow called Ralph Shoemaker or something)... and for some reason i don't care that Miss Ickx and Miss Stoddart have scored a combined zero points in their DTM careers...

smokyburnout

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

Number_Six — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 23:19:30 EDT

@beercheck: Meeting the father could possibly be a pleasure, for once.

Number_Six

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

Maymar - now with 37% less anonymity — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:32:04 EDT

Between her and Jackie Stewart, Scotland seems to have the market cornered on hot lady drivers.

Maymar - now with 37% less anonymity

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

JrodNJ — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:52:42 EDT

I'll fight you all with sticks and stones....

JrodNJ

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

nosirrahg — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:01:42 EDT

I'd like to see her beat the pants off Danica Patrick...or any article of clothing really.

nosirrahg

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

Schm is not particularly sure what he is ranting about. . . — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:34:01 EDT

She is quite nice looking, but the whole DTM thing ups her hotness-meter rating by several points. I love me a girl that can shift her own gears. . .

Schm is not particularly sure what he is ranting about. . .

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

wonkydonky — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:26:46 EDT

Isn't Jay Leno Scottish, too?

wonkydonky

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

MagnificentBastard — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:36:59 EDT

not hot....sorry

MagnificentBastard

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

Indiana Bento and the lost Temple of Citroens — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:31:47 EDT

WANT!

Indiana Bento and the lost Temple of Citroens

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

Mazda Plainview — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:24:05 EDT

gotta love a little side-boob :)

Mazda Plainview

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

goatrope — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:06:12 EDT

Her good looks almost makes one not notice her freakishly large neck.

Almost.

goatrope

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

4.9 Port Fuel Injection BZR — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:04:08 EDT

Normally I would denote the representation of women in male-dominated activities as rewarding them not for any form of natural talent but merely because they have a different set of chromosomes, which is dumbing down and pandering to them as thoroughly pointless outside of the field of eye candy.

But in this case...I'm just going to stare.

4.9 Port Fuel Injection BZR

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

mytdawg — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:04:07 EDT

Baby you can drive my car

And baby I love you

Beep beep beep beep yeah.

mytdawg

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

crankcase — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:59:58 EDT

Oh my...........that's all I have.

crankcase

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

LandofID — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:58:41 EDT

What a nice girl...

LandofID

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

Solo_Racer — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:50:32 EDT

@beercheck: Same here. Ms. Ickx is a goddess.

Solo_Racer

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

smsolo1 — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:43:30 EDT

i would let her drive my car.

smsolo1

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

Ash78 — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:38:35 EDT

@SpeedWagon: I wanted to let you beat me to that comment so I could say something jokingly derisive about your coming out of the closet.

But instead I will say "Hear, hear"

Ash78

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

beercheck — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:36:10 EDT

@beercheck: I deeply loathe myself for that typo.

beercheck

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

SpeedWagon — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:33:27 EDT

Ah, its amazing what hair stylists, makeup artists and photographers can accomplish. In a few years there will be hope for us hideously ugly commenters.

SpeedWagon

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

beercheck — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:32:25 EDT

An old Davey post re Mademoiselle (as far as I know) Icks:

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beercheck

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

JoSCh — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:32:20 EDT

If my life depended on it I would have the sex with her. Anybody feel like threatening me?

JoSCh

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

Lounatic — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:28:18 EDT

Danica who?

Lounatic

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

NovaloadMissesPolar — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:28:09 EDT

She's certainly got the Scottish tan.

NovaloadMissesPolar

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

JimBobJoeBobJim — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:22:21 EDT

@beercheck: Agreed.

JimBobJoeBobJim

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

yellofury * * * * * — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:15:25 EDT

picture 5 makes a fine point(s):

we need more hot chi-- err women in racing....
hmmm how about a mix of mud rasslin and bog racing???

yellofury * * * * *

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

turbofreak — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:13:33 EDT

WOW...hot girl racing a DTM Mercedes. My dream.

turbofreak

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

akirachan — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:10:19 EDT

Beavis: "Hey check it out, Butthead, this chic can drive, cool!! Huh, huh, huh!"

Butthead: "Yeah, Beavis, she's cool, like, Amelia Earhart, if she can like disappear while setting a world record!"

Beavis: "Yeah, kill, kill, kill! Burn, burn,burn!"

Butthead: " Uhh, shut up, Beavis, before I knock you out, dillweed!"

akirachan

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

selfhatingotaku — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:01:45 EDT

Heres a video of a piecee she did for Fifth Gear showing the difference between the road car and the DTM version.

selfhatingotaku

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

Mad_Science — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:00:50 EDT

I'm trying to come up with a good comment, but it seems there's a lack of bloodflow to my brain at the moment.

Mad_Science

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

beercheck — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:00:16 EDT

Vanina Ickx for me, thanks.

beercheck

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

LuciferV8 — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:53:24 EDT

I want her to have my babies...

LuciferV8

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

Ash78 — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:53:14 EDT

@lascauxcaveman: She makes your David Coult hard?

Ash78

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

rlj676 — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:53:05 EDT

@lascauxcaveman:

Dammit. I knew someone would beat me to shifting innuendo.

rlj676

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

boosted-lego-wagon — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:48:18 EDT

Now there's a Scot What Hae.

boosted-lego-wagon

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

lascauxcaveman — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:47:44 EDT

She can grab my shift knob anytime.

lascauxcaveman

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

deckard97 — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:39:44 EDT

YGBSM!!!
...and she can drive too?

deckard97

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

itswemy — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:38:53 EDT

If ever a reason for "fire retardant suit" this is it...
Really Hot!

itswemy

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

combat chuck — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:38:24 EDT

Stay away from helicopters and Cessnas, Susie.

combat chuck

Great Scot! Susie Stoddart Is Scotland's Favorite Racing Export

NatefromOgden — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:35:49 EDT

Want.

NatefromOgden