<![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go! - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go! - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> I have a 350-powered (but not LT1) Roadmaster wagon in the driveway that I traded a $250 Honda Civic for. It's got leather, power seats, and climate control for goodness sake!!

(Granted, the leather feels like it came from 87-year-old arthritic cows...)

dculberson

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> @smalleyxb122: you kidding? I sold a 95 LT1 350 9c1 caprice in 06 for $1,000. Sure the car had 192k on it but it ran well.

the 4.3 305 sucked, couldn't accelerate itself out of a paper bag

iamjames

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> Wonder how many packs of cigarettes this car will buy him in prison...

franzouse

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> Fourth of July, you unpatriotic heathens.

He's obviously trying to scare up cash to put towards a few cases of PBR and the biggest goddamn firework you've ever seen.

Buzz Killington

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> Gotta be Passover... Just call the seller up and ask for a test drive after sundown on a Friday night... His reaction should confirm or deny this...

Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> @JayP71:

Yeah, find a first gen Taurus with gaudy rims and bubbling window tint to put it up against and you'll have the most depressing PCH ever, beating out even this one: [jalopnik.com]

DeadFlorist

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> Looks like Stevie Wonder did the welding

SLR_BlowerMania

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> This really, really should have been a PCH canidate.

JayP71

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> "lays on 20's" is that referring to centimeters?

nyoh-ohio

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> @13oostedwgn: say that 3 times fast....

UDMan

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> @13oostedwgn: ugh, that was really bad..... but funny!

UDMan

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> I'm going to guess that extra 4/20 funds were required.

voodoojoo

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> Hey, this is just a few miles away from me. That's sad.

delsydsoftware

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> Clearly the holiday of which they speak is Earth Day (4/22)

Bad Juju

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> That Three Link is the Missing Link.

Buckster

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> This caprice is crapice, capiche?

boosted-lego-wagon

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> @dculberson: The icemaker closes the deal for me.

acarr260

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> Anyone care to explain the suspension?

Spasticteapot

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> Looks like just what I need to haul around my red Orthodox Easter eggs.

junkman

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> Terrifying.

To clarify: The shot of the suspension "engineering" is terrifying. Particularly chilling is the loose component clearly meant to be bolted into the empty bracket. I bet the "fuel cell" is plumbed with flexible pvc. Left over from when they installed an ice maker.

dculberson

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> @Novaload: To hide the massive body damage, fist-sized gaping rust holes, and entire missing rear C-pillar that was sheared off by inexplicable and presumably extraterrestrial forces.

bzr

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> @Bauhaus: I hate you.

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> Any reason this was photographed in Spectre-Vision? I've seen better detail in chupacabre and ghost pictures.

NovaloadMissesPolar

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> Obviously you're not racing fans. Memorial Day is rapidly approaching. Er.. in the next month or so. IDIOTS! I quit Jalopnik. They'll let any lady who professes an interest in cars write a post. I quit I say! Sort of.

readplays

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> I'd prefer enough ride height to fit $1540 worth of twenties underneath the car, but B-bodies of any kind are scarce around here (I'd be as likely to find an Impala SS under ten grand).

Oh, and my calender shows two coming holidays; Passover, and Administrative Professionals Day. I'm betting they're selling it to celebrate the latter.

Maymar the technophobe

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> Hell yeah mang,
get you a sawzall and make it a-mino.

Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre!

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> Those are the most utilitarian dubs I've ever seen. I didn't even know they came in anything other than 15x8.

JoSCh

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> That is craptastic! At least it is priced accordingly.

It's got potential, anyway.

smalleyxb122

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> Sorry to do this to you guys, but there's only one thing I think when I read the words "holiday" and "station wagon" in close proximity:

"Holiday Ro-o-o-o-oad! Holiday Road!"

Everybody sing!

Bauhaus

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> Cinco de Mayo?

That jelly bean's dropped far enough for Ron Reagan to reach up and grab a bite.

shocker

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> Pesach is coming, my friend. Clearly, this car is not kosher. Therefore he must acquire something kashrut that may be driven during this yearly tradition.

jeremyc

]]> <![CDATA[Holiday Approaching, Bagged 1991 Caprice Wagon Must Go!]]> I'm still waiting to see one donked (note I didn't say I WANT to see one donked). The sedans are pretty popular for the 26"+ rim treatment, so the wagon is long overdue.

Also, do you see the irony in such a random, whimsical listing for a car called "Caprice"?

Ash78

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