<![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car! - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car! - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @TheTooth:Adding a joke in slot could be Jalopnik's next COTD.

Bee1

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> Would I get Hep from driving it?

Mischif

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @Stuntdriver:
(if i have job like that i will probably be workaholic too...that´s what i call a "F**king good job")@<

Stuntdriver

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @MazdaEric: ...yeeeeep...she worked preety "hard"..... it sucks.... lol!

Stuntdriver

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> Found on craigslist:

Jenna Jameson´s car for sale: puss.... i mean... bright yellow paint, "pole" chrome rims, seat heater and vibration options damaged, seats stained, overworn shifter stick, smells like sea food...otherwise..."will be a good ride".

lol!

Stuntdriver

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @Morphine: I was referring to the gallons of man juice she's swallowed over the years to get to that car.

Mazda Eric has his own radio show

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> Actually, a LOT of people have "bought" or at least, RENTED, Jenna over the years. Do you think she made the videos for free?

MOPAR-MAN

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @junkman: I saw that baby on ebay. Buy it!

Armand Bengle

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> I'm assuming you'd be replacing the clutch and tranny right after you buy it. Can't see how you can drive a lambo with stilettos.

superbmtsub

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @FrankGrimes: As well as Alcantara Ass cheeks and
a Leather hand-stitched Labia!

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> I bet the slut has more plastic.

FrankGrimes

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> Are you able to submerse a Lamborghini into boiling water to sterilize it?

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> geez i was just bluebookin one of these I checked the pornstar box and it dropped the value 50 g's!

FrankGrimes

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> I'd rather have Sonny & Cher's Ghibli.

junkman

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> Borat get Marriage Sack?

hootjigga

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> Perhaps she's trying to get the money back from that awful plastic surgery.

mofoturbo

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @something_unique_and_descriptive: Maybe she just wanted the stick.

bzr

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> The fishy stench comes at no extra charge for this Lambo folks! Just be aware the shifter shows some sign of abnormal wear and tear.

M0L0TOV

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> Why is she pumping by herself?

GrandMarquis_de_Sade

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @Al Navarro: No, I'm here too, lurking... Everything that occurred to me had already been played out in this post. I'm a little preoccupied... doing my partner's tax return and and my own today. A quick pop to Jalopnik betwixt Turbotax sessions is to preserve my sanity.

Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @beercheck: COTD

mikedrawcar

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @racerx: true, you'd think after a hard day's work, she'd have hand cramps.

mikedrawcar

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> "It was a bridesmaid's dress. Someone loved it intensely for one day and then . . . threw it away." - Fight Club

Morphine

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @MazdaEric: I don't know about applying "broken dreams" to anyone with a Lamborghini.

Well, I mean, they get 30 miles to the clutch and everyone thinks you're an asshole or a porn star, y'know, and there's no place to put your luggage . . . wah, wah

Morphine

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> I bet Mickey Rourke buys it, if he has any money left that is.

Doggie Daddy runs on gin

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @Dr. Spaceman: Jenna Jameson

Morphine

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> It's tempting, but I think I'll hold out for Jenna Haze's 1998 Ford Escort.

beercheck

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> I would have to buy new seats. And some heavy duty air freshener. And new upholstery. And even then Id only drive with plastic gloves and plastic seat covers. I refuse to make contact with anything in that car.

Duphman2

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @graverobber- down in a hole, looking up to the STARS: QOTD

vr6john

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @workingonyourinvoice: COTD!

crankcase

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @something_unique_and_descriptive:
Another tasteful observation on the state of cars from the garages of porn stars.

You know, I just realized that I am the only CSR on this thread...I hope they don't kick me out now!

Al Navarro

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> i bet the dash smells like coke and broken dreams

...shit i can go on like this for hours! :)

Mazda Eric has his own radio show

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @WheatKing: they wanted the sweet small of woman on the seats...you didn't febreeze the seats beofre resell, did you?

Mazda Eric has his own radio show

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> has her car had as much work as her face? christ, seen her lately? must be all those years of facial shots, she makes joan rivers look believable

Mazda Eric has his own radio show

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @workingonyourinvoice: That and I think a woman picked the hottest comentators dooming me to never ever get one!

Mysterious Utility Bento

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @No star for Bento: OK last barb If I needed a garage I could park it in that Hole

muleshoe

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @No star for Bento: That is why you don't have a star.

workingonyourinvoice

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> stripper cars rock for resale..

Had a talon AWD with an automatic.. people were initially turned off from it, until they found out the previous owner was a stripper.. then everyone wanted it.

Not quite sure WHY people would want to own a strippers car (i just bought it to fix and sell) but.. hey.. whatever floats their boat.

Guess a good story and bragging rights(?!?) goes a long way..

WheatKing

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @No star for Bento: Insert ridden hard and put away wet jokes here.

s14kouki

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @No star for Bento: It was funnier the other way.

beercheck

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> I wonder what Tito Ortiz drives

Dr. Spaceman, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @No star for Bento: WTF??? I didn't put THAT link up! This is the link!

[mikesnoise.typepad.com]

Mysterious Utility Bento

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> Okay, you're all having way too much fun at Ms. Jameson's expense, and you're all overlooking several key facts.

1.) That's a proper six speed... with a clutch, that means she know how to drive a manual... and let's face it, that's pretty hot.

2.) She's managed to drive a Murcielago nearly 12k miles WITHOUT crashing it. Most pro-athletes can't claim that. Hell, even The Stig took a LP640 offroad.

3.) She probably drove it in heels, which makes the previous accomplishment of not writing it off even more impressive.

something_unique_and_descriptive

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @beercheck: And still room for more...dang

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> Comment on You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car! How come that trailer hitch ain't got no chrome on it?

DwightLumpa

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> Its a star car because she traded it in? Its not like youre buying it from her.

htrodblder

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> I wonder if it starts screaming the second it's touched too.

s14kouki

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> Probably smells like a shrimp boat.

smokeydog001

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> I'm glad the pic is from 2002 as well and not a pic of her from 2008:

[www.time-blog.com]

Mysterious Utility Bento

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> I've got to admit I'm rather impressed it's stick.

racerx

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> I wonder if it comes with a pleather-clad gimp in the trunk?

graverobber- My Yugo Nova!

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> 12 pistons at the same time. Damn.

beercheck

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> "....Car is in perfect condition ecept for the drivers seat which the last owner said was "Very Sticky". I have not found this to be true, but the seat does light up under a CSI blacklight test"

Mysterious Utility Bento

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> Okay, sure. But I'd hate having to drive with baggies on my hands.

Tanshanomi

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> So, no comments yet about being driven hard, and put away wet?

smalleyxb122

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> You can take the porn star out of the Lamborghini, but you can't take the . . . wait . . .

Hey! It's P**** Magnet Yellow!

Morphine

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @TheTooth: Let's try this again...

Very true, and it would seem more fitting because [insert El Camino/bed joke here]

TheTooth

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @elwood: I'm picturing the guy who buys this as looking pale, creepy, and having a desire to lick the seats clean.

acarr260

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @Bee1: Very true. And it would seem more fitting because .

TheTooth

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> Everyone would want it if was an El Camino, in Yella

Bee1

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @Al Navarro: Thanks. I am not the former "Guinnes Tooth", though... I'm still on my original screen name. I can't keep up with the cool kids with all their screen names... I'd probably end up forgetting who I was. LOL

TheTooth

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @TheTooth:
Now that there is a classy comment on a potentially unclassy topic. Well done. And are you the former "Guinness Tooth"? What with commenters changing their screen names about as frequently as I change my underwear, one never knows.

I was going to say something about the former Jenna Marie Massoli being extremely attractive in her pre-implants stage (have you seen up and cummers 11?), but that particular road leads to a place that the TheTooth is wisely driving past.

Al Navarro

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> blech. blech. blech.

abgwin

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> A guy that I do tech writing for every other month has a very complete video/ephemera collection about her. Keeps it in the front room even...Yah, he is single. He just might have the scratch for it. E-mailing. Personally, I have never liked the 'porn', look.

LandofID

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> Being sold because the crabs have taken driving lessons and have figured out how to hotwire the car to go joyriding.

@SLRSpeedshop: My sentiments exactly. Who knew the Amish had access to such excellent euphemisms?

workingonyourinvoice

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> Thank goodness it has a new clutch. I imagine the old one was as worn out as she is.

s14kouki

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> This only serves as a glaring reminder of what my life could have been if I didn't mind losing the respect of mom and dad.

BlownOring

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> Just wipe off the seats first. Or don't, if that sort of thing floats your boat.

elwood

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @AmishJohn: Ha ha ha you said Beef-curtain.

SLR_BlowerMania

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> This car sucks. No he owner. no the car. no the owner. no the car...............

muleshoe

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @SLRSpeedshop: I was just thinking there isn't enough Febreeze in existance to get the smell of abused beef-curtain out of the interior...

AmishJohn

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> @ash78: I hear ya Lady MacBeth.

Chris in KY

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> Betcha those seats don't smell like leather.........

SLR_BlowerMania

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> I disagree, sir. I think it's been proven that you can buy Jenna Jamison. Only the ability to buy her car was in question until now.

TheTooth

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> "Out, damned spot!"

The Name's Ash78, Housewares

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> NEED 2 SELL FAST

Smells a bit like Aria's poonani

CALL JEN 4 DETAILS

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> Lambo? Huh, I would have expected to be able to get a hummer from her.
I'll bet it was hard to drive in those heels, especially when they were behind her ears.

graverobber- My Yugo Nova!

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> Can I hve rude sex with her for that price

muleshoe

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> looks like it has aftermarket carbs too...

acarr260

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> The price of blow has gone through the roof.

LUV_TRUK

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> So is it "penis-magnet yellow"?

bzr

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> The irony of the p*ssy magnet yellow... tho I do assume that she swings both ways.

acarr260

]]> <![CDATA[You Can't Buy Jenna Jameson, But You Can Buy Her Car!]]> If I were I dragon, I'd be really torn on this one.

bobdobbs

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