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Michael Schumacher Wants You To Get Wasted Responsibly

diskreet — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:56:18 EDT

@Rust-MyEnemy: Agreed. Race drivers should run around with tons of women and punch everyone in the face!

diskreet

Michael Schumacher Wants You To Get Wasted Responsibly

middlejester — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:42:48 EDT

But did the cab driver run Villeneuve off the road as instructed?

middlejester

Michael Schumacher Wants You To Get Wasted Responsibly

PhoneticLorin — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:14:24 EDT

Who needs the telly when we've got the internetzes anyway?

PhoneticLorin

Michael Schumacher Wants You To Get Wasted Responsibly

vr6john — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:21:54 EDT

At least it doesn't beat you over the head...Here in the San Francisco we are having an explosion of Anti-Meth Ads...Billboards, ads in the train stations and TV...Understandably meth is damaging, but every where I turn there is a PSA...

It's targeted at the gay population here..."use meth and you'll lose your man, family, health etc..."

vr6john

Michael Schumacher Wants You To Get Wasted Responsibly

stuntpuppy — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:30:20 EDT

@Tanshanomi: It's even better! Great. Rewrite!

stuntpuppy

Michael Schumacher Wants You To Get Wasted Responsibly

Tanshanomi — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:45:56 EDT

Let's translate:
"Buy this product that is intended solely to impair your faculties, and drink it. But don't get impaired."

Compare that reasoning to:
"I'm going to dig a pit for Scott and put a box in Vanilla's trench."
"Say, why don't I just take the boxes off and Vanilla get up out of the trench?"
"It wouldn't work."

Tanshanomi

Michael Schumacher Wants You To Get Wasted Responsibly

Number_Six — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:42:18 EDT

@Rust-MyEnemy: James Hunt FTW.

Number_Six

Michael Schumacher Wants You To Get Wasted Responsibly

Number_Six — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:41:45 EDT

@ash78: *sigh* Another cup of tea injudiciously applied to keyboard.

Number_Six

Michael Schumacher Wants You To Get Wasted Responsibly

Rust-MyEnemy is stll out there! — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:38:48 EDT

Why is he on his own?

Why didn't he spell out of the cab, Bollinger in hand, three of Hughs finest centrefolds frantically trying to do up their blouses and act innocent, with a fine mist of coke particles in the air?

Racing drivers aren't all they used to be.

Rust-MyEnemy is stll out there!

Michael Schumacher Wants You To Get Wasted Responsibly

Ash78 — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:35:54 EDT

I bet the driver is sick of cleaning Ralf out of the back seat.

Ash78

Michael Schumacher Wants You To Get Wasted Responsibly

Number_Six — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:32:03 EDT

But he drives the taxi.

Number_Six

Michael Schumacher Wants You To Get Wasted Responsibly

mtense — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:30:07 EDT

Kimi's response: "When I go for a drink, I get plastered and actually start speaking."

mtense