Choose The Winner Of The Scion Hako Redesign Contest - Jalopnik Comments

Choose The Winner Of The Scion Hako Redesign Contest

Jones Foyer — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:06:45 EDT

I'm voting against myself to ensure I don't win any crappy Scion stuff.

Jones Foyer

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Braff Wayne — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:11:05 EDT

Puppy Hako is sad he was excluded...

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Braff Wayne — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:06:09 EDT

@Ray Wert:
Maybe this will make you feel better?
[dealnews.com]

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pryndyl — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:48:48 EDT

I tink numba 16 (van) is wut da mawket is missun?

Vote 28! Where's Polar? Save Polar.

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mehugtree — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:29:43 EDT

I hacked up a hack of the Hako:

Entry #16 as a van:

probably needs roof racks.

thank you #16 artist person.

mehugtree

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Braff Wayne — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:19:13 EDT

I made 7... and not one made it... hahaha... Though I must say, i am happy my Burberry Wert (#2) made the image for this post.

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crazygutgut — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:07:24 EDT

As the creator of #28 I thought I took the easy way out by sticking the g8 El Camino Sport Truck Holden Ute roof and bed, on the top of the Hako.

I will fully admit though, If I didnt vote for myself I would vote for 14, based solely on p-shop skillz...

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mehugtree — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:07:01 EDT

although I couldn't vote (what gives? got an error) I WOULD have voted for #16 (the Forward Control/Transporter version) with #14(the Rod) coming in a close second.

#16 FTW cuz man, I love those FC trucks of yore. And if it had the option for a full van version, that would make me a happy leprachaun.

#14 is, I think, what they were TRYING to do. they missed.

Scion, are you listening now???

mehugtree

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SRekauqh — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:50:18 EDT

I don't really care who wins, but I'd like to say great job by everyone...some really creative people post here.

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chazthomason — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:06:02 EDT

Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night can make the Hako look good. Make it the new two box delivery vehicle that way it will sell to someone.

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BLS — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:39:26 EDT

Got to give 16 love. He switched which end is the front. Made new doors (of the varietal suicide). With MS paint.

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Hammer — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 05:25:01 EDT

LOL, on the hvtm.hu we have a Scion Hako contest too (for our beginner virtualtuners).
check the images here: [hvtm.hu]

Hammer

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suzq044 — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 02:28:09 EDT

.. can i vote for myself?

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Dr. Chim Richalds — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:23:37 EDT

I vote 13 for future super maximum postal lovin' truck of choice!

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JesusHChrysler — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 00:36:14 EDT

I like 16. reminds me of the old a-100's, econolines and greenbriars with just a hint of late 30's COE.

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SpeedWagon — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 20:57:20 EDT

@OneWithNature: Did you receive a letter in the mail about my presence in your neighborhood??? I swear I'm only a level 1 offender!

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ifonlyihadthemoney — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 17:23:13 EDT

@TurboBrick: ditto

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Posthaus — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 16:50:02 EDT

@UDMan: Forget you man!..And someone forward #13 to the Postal Service, stat!

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smokeydog001 — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 14:59:54 EDT

@GoingLikeSixty:

Ratfinks live in secret burrows under the dry lake beds and salt flats. They are NOT facists, just strong willed.

smokeydog001

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EuropaBambaataa — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 13:19:46 EDT

No more Hako. Kill it with fire.

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OneWithNature — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:38:10 EDT

@SpeedWagon: are you secretly porschephile?

"Deutschland 4eva" is still annoyingly burned on my eyeballs.

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GoingLikeSixty — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:35:52 EDT

You facists RAT FINKS. Why can't we vote on them ALL? Rat Fink is the Ron Paul of this process.

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mytdawg — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:07:25 EDT

@Eldorado: There can be only one. Heh (probably not the Highlander you had in mind). They were all an improvement, even (specifically?) the ASCII ones. But I got to go with 14.

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FuzzyPlushroom — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 10:40:36 EDT

Ahhhhhh, 14. Allllll the way.

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SpeedWagon — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 10:39:18 EDT

Fourteen For-eva!

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Eldorado — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 09:57:04 EDT

I apologize if this is a repeat, but comments continue to be screwed up. As I wrote earlier,I vote for the rod. I'm petty sure I see Burberry upholstery through those windows. Sort of a "Highlander" effect. (Anyone on this site old enough to know what that refers to?)

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UDMan — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:12:34 EDT

What the hell, the Post Office version is winning? It should be #14.... Though@Cameron Thirteen: makes a great point.... enough with the Orange!

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smokeydog001 — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 07:54:47 EDT

Sorry, but there is a xB mail van on the show circuit, so not too origional. Roll 14, roll!

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Ford Tempo Fanatic — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 04:58:01 EDT

I like the hot rod and mail van Hako's. Far better then the ugly son of a biotch Toyota whipped up.

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stevecmh — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 01:24:58 EDT

god it is just hideous .. just bad.. i am talking about the original

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OneWithNature — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 00:45:36 EDT

I vote for the USPS hako, but bonus points to #14 for the orange striped tires and TURD stcker my Father used to work for TURD but they kicked him out because they thought a coked up 17 year old could do a better job.
The aforementioned 17 year old put so much negative camber on the scion tc test car that it lost control and spun into the bushes, this was blamed on my father.

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SLR_BlowerMania — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 00:14:08 EDT

#14 it's turdalicious. Mad props to graverobber for the adjective.

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Beelzebubba — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 23:49:21 EDT

All I know is that I have a sudden urge for an Orange Julius.

Beelzebubba

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TurboBrick — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 23:37:15 EDT

I have no clue what the hell Hako 16 is but I want it! Is it a really long nosed hot rod or a suicide door aircraft tow vehicle?

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skulldriveshaft — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 23:32:06 EDT

Wasn't it supposed to be the worst redesigns?

I want those MS Paint / Etch A Sketch redesigns replace all of these entries.

Scion is re-writing history now, these are evoking a feeling of hot rod / rat rod past, and in 50+ years THESE will be bringing high dollar at auctions.

So buy one, raise it on jack stands, and build a shed on top.

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yellofury * * * * * — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 23:12:49 EDT

@Novaload: Personally I thought mine awas pretty genius at being what was supposed to be the WORST redesign of the Hako meaning making something crappy lookin more crappy but I digress...BTW it was MS Paint witht he spraycan tool used to make it look like crayon..pretty neat huh? If this was gonna be a photoshop dealie bob I should have gone with that instead DOH!!!!
I mean WAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

BTW 14 is pretty good if that is what we are shootin fer

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s14kouki — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 23:11:33 EDT

It might just be me, but the "Impressive MSPaint-Camino Hako 16" looks like it has some strong 7 influence. How could I vote against a JFG honorary member?

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ChristianGM — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 22:06:14 EDT

If it weren't for the el camino, this car would be a well polished turd...oh wait nevermind, making it an el camino did nothing.

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thechoop — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 21:40:09 EDT

Hey, I wish Jalop had used my larger file size image I was finally able to post on the original Hako re-design post. Anyway... Go #39.

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Schm is not particularly sure what he is ranting about. . . — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 21:31:05 EDT

(By "PS-Wiz, i meant "Photo-Shop Wizard, not "Piss Whiz".

Dirty Minds. . .

Schm is not particularly sure what he is ranting about. . .

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Schm is not particularly sure what he is ranting about. . . — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 21:30:12 EDT

I like numba 14.

Big props to the PS-Wiz who made it.

Schm is not particularly sure what he is ranting about. . .

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TheGuinnessTooth — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 21:25:20 EDT

Waaa I got cut.
Waaa I need to feel validated.
Waaa I'm so emo it hurts.
Waaa why don't you love me?
Waaa. Waaa. Waaa

TheGuinnessTooth

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Nicko — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 21:13:24 EDT

Hot Rod Hako. That's one of the best Photoshop restyle jobs I've ever seen, how I could I not vote for it?

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dulcamara — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:48:46 EDT

I don't understand why RatFink didn't make the cut.

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Unregular — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:40:36 EDT

28 all the way... but my 28's engine is right in front of those rear wheels!

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Cameron Tredici — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:27:29 EDT

Went with the USPS Hako, mainly because I'm sick of orange cars now--thanks Dodge Challenger SRT-8 and Chevy Camaro Convertible Concept--and because it looks pretty good like that.

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smalleyxb122 — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:23:57 EDT

Had to go 28. While I'd rather have 14, 28 is more realistic for a run at a real production vehicle. And, depending on the sales of the G8-Camino, who knows?

Plus, it's caminoized! How can that not win on Jalopnik?

smalleyxb122