<![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen... - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen... - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Sidney Cardigan.

If there's a tartan rug and Alzheimer's niche, I'm your man.

Stoatmaster

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: Doesn't help it would be Lester Stewart.

John_W_KCMO

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Daisy Bryn Mawr - who starred in :"Driving Miss Daisy... into the Headboard".

Dollarbill4

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> If nothing else, my porn name is the most Jalopnik.

SCROGGS!

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @LandofMinos: Clean the pool or deliver a pizza, get your ass in here Kitt Lenox...!

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Scroggzilla: Hot Rod Lincoln has SO many porn possibilities...

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> my porn name is trixie fairfax :D

(late as usual, btw. damn deadlines)

dominetta_vitali

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @LandofMinos: @charles_barrett: @Scroggzilla: @EJohnson: @Dollarbill4: @mwoeber: @Bungadung: @Smells_Homeless: @charles_barrett: im keepin this link alive until we get twohundred comments
no slep babey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OneWithNature

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: Hi I'm Kitt Lennox and I've cum to clean ze pool

LandofMinos, open wide and come inside

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Tocsin: "This has to be one of the best threads I've read in a while on Jalopnik, pure gold. I somehow don't imagine this anywhere near the norm for discourse on other car sites."

Even if posted on fellow Gawker Media site Fleshbot I doubt we would have created such a popular and lengthy blog thread as we have done here.
Hooray for Los Jalops...!

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: My adult entertainment name is HOT ROD LINCOLN.

SCROGGS!

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> I would be Aubrey Roosevelt

EJohnson

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> How about: Daisy BrynMawr?

Dollarbill4

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> How about: Daisy Bryn Mawr ?

Dollarbill4

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: Dakota Rosman.

Probably better if it was Rodman, and isn't Dakota cliché for porn and stripper names?

OrangeBoss9

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> im red cedar, yet i feel fluffy today.

OneWithNature

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @John_W_KCMO:
"Fluffy Stewart - that's just sad."

Oh, dude, I am still laughing, although I imagine many of us had a "Fluffy" as a pet. It would make a great screen credit for the off-camera fluffer, but otherwise you should try chrystlubitshi's formula of (middle name) + (first street you lived on) and see what that turns up...

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @chrystlubitshi:
"... whenever my friends and i would play we used middle name and first street you lived on..."

Using that formula, I'd be Ray Daly. Still not a bad porn name...

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Fluffy Stewart - that's just sad.

John_W_KCMO

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> I would be Cricket Knight. Not terribly seductive. But a friend of mine would be Lucky Woodsworth. I'd buy that video.

mwoeber

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Bo-Jay Trolley here.

DonSchenck

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Sterling Huey's not bad,
@Armand4: Outback Huey could be interesting, however
@Number_Six: if I use my bike I get Bandit Huey. I like that alot!

joneez

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> I don't know why this is so right but it just is.

Truck nuts on a truck just look all hickish and besides, driving around in a massive tank doesn't scream balls to me, it just says I'm so scared of driving that I require a tank.

But on an echo, it just screams sack. So the nuts are appropriate.

Evil-Jeremy

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Swear to God.

Chriscoe Marlfield

DoggieDaddy

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Mark Miller: Transplanted Mainer. In my town (Naples), US302 is also known as Roosevelt Trail. I currently reside in scenic metro Detroit. If I used my latest dog and current street I'd be Hootie Holmes. Still pretty lousy.

Anyone who grew up on John Holmes Road [maps.google.com] in Ann Arbor might get accused of copying if they used this naming convention.

Mike the Dog

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: hehehe, i'm Toby Oak. Awesome.

mrrobotanger

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Frisky Seneca Conession 2

So, Fisky Seneca... Clearly I would always be starring in variations of The Poon Ranger.

Feds

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @PatFromGundo: McNutt is definitely a good moniker for porn...

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Maymar: I thought Chuck Patricia was gender confused!

By the way here's to girls nights at my house, they were pouring booze all night!

I didn't even touch my scotch.

MeDuh

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: Rick McNutt, reporting for duty. That's right: McNutt.

PatFromGundo

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Jinx Hearst, or Maya Chipmunk, or Max Moon Valley. There's something good in there somewhere...

Good game.

Xargs

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> great line of comments.. this has always been a fun game... whenever my friends and i would play we used middle name and first street you lived on..

which makes mine 'layton beaver'

if i go with pet for a first name i don't really have any good options for a guy as they've all been female pets..

chrystlubitshi

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> if theyd drop any lower he be scratching his nuts

karmakid

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Hm. Mine comes out to Pickle East Barriere Lake Road.

Nope, don't like it.

If we go with the next pet and next street... Ebony Wilfrid Laurier.

I seem to fail at this game.

Dearthair the Totally Uncreative

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> I grew up on a farm in western Kentucky where the addresses were finally re-addressed in the mid-nineties for the 9 1 1 system. So, I would have been Rastas+
Rural Route 3. But alot of people pronounced "route' as "root." So, for short, I would be Rastas Root.


cargogh

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Iggy Walnut here.

Bungadung

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> This has to be one of the best threads I've read in a while on Jalopnik, pure gold. I somehow don't imagine this anywhere near the norm for discourse on other car sites.

@charles_barrett:
Figures I'd end up in some exceedingly specialized fetish pornography. And they all said I'd never get any use out of that gimp suit.

Madness (Possibly Sparta, maybe baggy trousers.)

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> ahhl nuts I'm the only one up...

RoninianHoon

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @:POLAЯ: Wow dude I was gona say something about our frist pets being named Buster(mine was a dog). But that shit man.... whats next? Teddy Ruxpin?

RoninianHoon

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @:POLAЯ: So, you have "My Little Pony" in a leather balaclava and harness... I shiver in response... And the leather bustier... Yikes. Yet somehow it all works...

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: Heh, all my poor brain sees from this post is:

"@Smells_Homeless is a prized catch." That's what my mom says, anyway.

Smells_Homeless

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: WHAT? Am I the only one who knows
about My Little Pony S&M???

My girls have the whole set!!1!!!!!11!

POLAЯ is taking his work underground. He can't let it fall into the wrong hands again!

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: COTJSF!
Commenter
Of
The
Jalopnik
Stud-
Fest

POLAЯ is taking his work underground. He can't let it fall into the wrong hands again!

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @:POLAЯ: In all honesty, I am unsure as to what you are alluding to, and part of me is afraid to find out...

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Rick Astley: Poniez iz paractically LiLohos!!!1!!!1!!

POLAЯ is taking his work underground. He can't let it fall into the wrong hands again!

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @:POLAЯ: Sweet Jesus

Rick Astley

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Rick Astley: I guess you haven't seen

My Little Pony's Anal Hoofing!

POLAЯ is taking his work underground. He can't let it fall into the wrong hands again!

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @no_slushbox: "Rusty Sunrise" seems especially apropos if one is specialising in deflowering virgins (not that there is anything wrong with that in my book), but it is quite lyrical in that context...

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> I believe it would be apropos to link to -- Porn Star or My Little Pony?

Rick Astley

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @no_slushbox: Good thing it wasn't Crusty!

POLAЯ is taking his work underground. He can't let it fall into the wrong hands again!

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: I can't theem to get rid of thith damn lithp.

I shit you not, my first pet was a cat named Buster and the first street I lived on was Athol St. E. in the mighty Oshawa!

POLAЯ is taking his work underground. He can't let it fall into the wrong hands again!

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Rusty Sunrise FTW

no_slushbox

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @:POLAЯ: "Buster Athol"; ya'know, just changing a few letters would turn you into "Buster Asshole", which would make you famous far and wide in the porn world...

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Go Ray -- That's a first-class porn name. "Wood" AND "Harry" in the same pseudonym...! Tee-Hee!

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Ray Wert: Nice.

@:POLAЯ: Even nicer.

Armand Bengle

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @JantheMan: "Cloudberry"... that has a wonderful, ephemeral and spiritual sound to it. Soft and gentle and comforting, especially to anyone who has suffered a deep loss recently. Perhaps not a first choice for hard-core shoppers, but could serve well for those dealing with other issues as well...

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Buster Athol.

POLAЯ is taking his work underground. He can't let it fall into the wrong hands again!

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Hmm, I'd be:

Harry Sherwood

Wow

Ray Wert

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: Translation....Rulle Cloudberry

JantheMan

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @JantheMan: "Rulle Hjortron" is unknown to me but would sure work for porn...

@Number_Six: "Ossington Colt. The Turbo" is a good car porn name!

@smart42: "Osric Oak" is another good 'wood' reference for porn...

@Smells_Homeless: "The sad fact is that my niche is "bear," and I'm straight. Sigh. I could be a star." Well, if you aren't into the gay route, I am sure there are women out there into warm furry bed partners. There is someone for everyone, and furry males are not exactly rare. To many, they are a prized catch...

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> 1. See vehicle with bumper nuts

2. Put rubber band around bumper nuts

3. Paint bumper nuts black.

TechnoDestructo

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> I totally thought the joke was about the license plate. It took me a couple minutes to see the car nuts.

FuzzyPlushroom

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: So, I'm aware of the fact that there's a niche for everyone in porn. The sad fact is that my niche is "bear," and I'm straight. Sigh. I could be a star.

Smells_Homeless

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett

Osric Oak. No kidding.

This has Viking debauchery just waiting to burst out.

smart42

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Armand4: Last time I lived in a country that had street names and I owned a car rather than a motorcycle, it would have been "Ossington Colt. The Turbo."

Number_Six

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> You can call me Rulle Hjortron

JantheMan

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Smells_Homeless: My last post was aimed at you...
@Armand4: Agreed; "Archie Hillcrest" works well at several levels, 'tho Rayleigh Franklin isn't bad...

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Well, I'm in the San Fernando Valley center O' the Porn Industry... I have my contacts in the Industry if you need them...

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> My pr0n-star name turns out to be Rayleigh Franklin. If I cheat and use my current dog's name and the nearest cross street, I wind up with "Archie Hillcrest," which strikes me as oddly satisfying.

Monday's QOTD: What's your car's pornstar name?

Armand Bengle

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Damn, I couldn't have misspelled aristrocratic any worse without aiming for a completely different word.

Smells_Homeless

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: I'm thinking of a new career if this new-fangled network thing falls apart.

Smells_Homeless

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @JohnnyWagon: Nope, giant brindle Boxer. Just one of a string of Boxers. My current porn name would be Klaus Highland. Also good, but I'd miss the aristocrasy overtones of Baron.

Smells_Homeless

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Number_Six: Again, "Kinky Quinn" is one that works for male or female, so long as you have a kink to showcase and back up your claim and name...

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @13oostedwgn: I personally think the world is more than ready for a porn star (male or female) named "Mugsie". It's too cute to pass up...!

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: Kinky Quinn.

Number_Six

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Mugsie Houston.

Shaddap ya nutty dames.

boosted-lego-wagon

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Rod Standing: I am glad you are not offended... this has all just taken on a funhouse life of of its own, and I shall keep at it from my end until the embers grow cold from disinterest...

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @CyricTheMad: "Lucky Osborne" is indeed a perfect alias. It conjures so many potential alternate realities...

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: No harm done Charles. The entertainment that has spontaneously arrived is worth way more than the cost of admission. Uh, keep 'em coming...

Gaseous Clay

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @ochoppin: "Smokey Mangrove" Very intriguing and very workable...

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Novaload: "Wow, I could be Tyler Arkansas or Charlie Chestnut..." I think Charlie Chestnut is more alliterative, m'self...

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @The Kid: "Otto South, and I'm married to Barbara North..."
The perfect "North vs. South" porn pair-up. Get yourselves an agent NOW...!

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Smokey Mangrove.

ochoppin

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Smells_Homeless: Baron Highland... Perfect porn name as-is...!

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: Mine's great: Lucky Osborne... I should be using that for my online handles... damn

CyricTheMad

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Spasticteapot: Nah, just go with K. Stephens or Kip Stephens...

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Wow, I could be Tyler Arkansas or Charlie Chestnut.

NovaloadMissesPolar

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @graverobber: Gin (Gordon's) on the rocks, two olives...

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Rod Standing: My apologies... I certainly meant no harm; I just want to do whatever keeps commenters amused and conversing (posting).

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Smells_Homeless: Hmmm... Baron Cushman here.

Was your Baron a Doberman perchance?

JohnnyWagon

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Otto South, and I'm married to Barbara North.

The Kid

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Mike the Dog: US302? [en.wikipedia.org] Hey another Mainer? or Vermonter, or someone from New Hamster?
I live within in spitting distance of the Portland end, which is called Forest Ave., (since this is "Forest City")
So your pr0n name could be Sam Forest. So there you go. Now you can duke it out with @UDMan's porn star Max Forest.

May I say that I think anyone that drives a blue Yaris and makes fun of the typical truck-nutz crowd must have both a terrific sense of humor, and yes, balls.

Mark Miller

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: Heck yes! Baron Highland checking in.

Smells_Homeless

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> I'd be Kay Stephens.

Sounds like the lead performer from "Three men and oh, baby!" - you know, the skinny gay man with blonde hair.

@Naters4:

Can I have the spare to do the same thing?

Spasticteapot

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: I'm so curious, what's your poison?

graverobber- It says Loud Pipes Save Lives

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: most welcome.

Seeing how my attempt to steer the thread back toward the Moment of Zen photo appears to have failed miserably... 'specially considering my own pr0n name "Misty Meadow" [all 6'-5" 210 lbs of him]... all I can surmise is that this thread is toast - but I am quite pleased to see that the tipline works. It's not as great as earning QOTD, but I must admit the "tip of the cap" photo credit has made this more entertaining than usual.

@sliderule: hint: Japanese.

Gaseous Clay

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @OldeEnglishD: "Harley Saline" That is so right on so many levels, but would probably work better for a gay male porn star, all other things being equal...

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Rod Standing: Well, taking what you and your buds started, look at the boatload of clever porno pseudonyms we've bantered about in this thread. We all owe you for the inspiration (and of course thanks for the opening photo; that got the whole ball rolling here after all...)

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: Harley Saline

OldeEnglishD misses Polar

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> The question still stands...

"If you kick a Yaris in the nuts, will it go faster?"

RoninianHoon

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Rod Standing: i think it's a chrysler product, but not a mini-van - the POV is too low

sliderule

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @SlantSixMan: OK, so you won the Porn Name Lotto.

.: R32-PΩWER ™

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @TheGuinnessTooth: I dunno, "Iggy Pond Hill" has a certain exotic air to it, as does "Mo Clintonville", evoking our libidinous former U.S. Prez...

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @RoninianHoon: "Buster Redbank" is much more porn-ish than "Pip Redbank". Reminds one of the old joke of having the nickname "Buster Hymen"...

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Damn if I go with my first pet it would be "Iggy Pond Hill" if I go with my first mammillian pet it would be "Daisy Pond Hill" and finally if I went with my first male pet and the name they changed my street name to it would be "Mo Clintonville"

TheGuinnessTooth

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Naters4: Win.

Tomsk

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @RoninianHoon: Or "Buster Redbank" I had two dogs...

RoninianHoon

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> "Pip Redbank"

RoninianHoon

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> apologies for the horrible phone-camera quality..

virtual round of beers for anyone who can name the model & make of the dashboard vent prominently visible in the windshield reflection.

Gaseous Clay

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @OneWithNature: "Red Cedar" : Again, a good porn "wood" reference...

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @13oostedwgn: fifteen years ago a couple co-workers & I, a bunch of junior draftsmen, were bored at work one day.. so we had a contest to come up with the most obscene, yet innocuous name. Rod Standing won.

Necromancer won honorable mention (only because it failed to be innocuous).

Gaseous Clay

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @lascauxcaveman: Monopoly was not my intention, but it IS a fun parlor game to play, boys and girls can participate, and we probably have all weekend to be silly with this until everything fires up again Monday AM. Besides, traffic is lifeblood to blogging (and no, I'm not in for a cut of anyone's revenue stream). I myself am pleasantly surprised to have struck a chord that is resonating so well.

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Red Cedar

OneWithNature

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @lascauxcaveman: You said Jacked.

Gaseous Clay

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> I'm going to attach a single truck nut to my bike and paint it yellow in honor of Lance.

Naters4

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: Damn. That means I have get covered in freakin' idiotic tatoos, doesn't it?

*sigh* The things we have to do for our film careers...

BTW, Chas, I do believe you've successfully hijacked this thread with your name-game comment. All for the better; this whole truck nuts thing is getting kinda worn down.

lascauxcaveman

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Placebo: "Roo Comanche" has a strong, masculine Native American connotation. It'd work well...!

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @SlantSixMan: "Max Wood fer me."
Holy shit dude! Does this fomula work or what...! Too cool!

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Roo (short for Jigarooski) Comanche? No fists here... odd.

Placebo

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Tomsk: That makes you your own Odd Couple: Felix Unger and Oscar Madison

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: Max Wood fer me.

SlantSixMan

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Mad_Science:
"Rocky LaMirada"
@Maymar:
"Rocky Annamaria"

Given the proper casting, we could get a "Rocky vs. Rocky" slapdown/competition going... the imagination runs wild...

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: Hopper Meadowlark? First pet was a rabbit, though, so....

Speedy Meadowlark? Parakeet isn't exactly better....

Sport Meadowlark? Bah, not even my dog.

Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: Felix Madison for me.

Tomsk

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Tocsin: Nyrkki Hämäläisenkatu

"...Yeah, that's not going to sell is it? (On a somewhat scary and related note: Nyrkki is Finnish for Fist.)"

Ironically, in some kinky markets "Fist" would bring a sharp premium... I do porn reviews for a number of online retailers, kinky and plain vanilla alike.

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Mad_Science: I've got Rocky Annamaria - how does that compare?

Still, the Echo must've been Toyota's subcompact at its awkward, going through puberty stage.

Maymar - future Suzuki booth babe

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett:
Nyrkki Hämäläisenkatu

...Yeah, that's not going to sell is it? (On a somewhat scary and related note: Nyrkki is Finnish for Fist.)

Madness (Possibly Sparta, maybe baggy trousers.)

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: Sam 302 doesn't work. If I use the other name for US302, Sam Roosevelt is only a little better. Screw convention, I've always liked Mighty Morningwood. (no apologies at all to the former Detroit Lions coach who inspired it)

Mike the Dog

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @UDMan: Oh yeah, "Max Forest" should be hairy like the guy in that 280ZX ad Murilee dug up a while back, or like Harry Reems from "Deep Throat" and other '70s porn.

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Must be an IQ on steroids

MarkB

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @LionZoo: Dang beat me to it!

That's what I get for leaving for a bit to spruce up my Flickr tags...

Mike the Dog

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @CafeRacer1200: That name's a definite keeper...!

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @UDMan: Now if only I could type.... this games = this game......

UDMan

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: I really like this games, Charles. Max Forest would be my name. Sounds like I should have a burly mustache, hairy chest, and gold chains!

UDMan

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @KVHnik: Easy peasy... shorten Heather to Heath and you're all set to capitalize off of the image of the unfortunate mister Ledger...! Taa-daa!

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett, lascauxcaveman and graverobber:
"Rocky LaMirada"

I win.

Mad_Science

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @flightofthesuperbees: Hmm... "Dinky" prolly won't help sell videos, whether you're talking male equipment or female breasts... Any imaginary pets from your childhood...?

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Well, at least they're proportionate.

FLB

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> If I use my current pet, it's better. I'd be Raus Penrod.

CafeRacer1200

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @flightofthesuperbees: Now that sounds like porn star that would drive a Yaris.

KVHnik

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: Hmmm "Heather Sheridan"...not bad...erm...if I were a girl.

KVHnik

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @graverobber: Beat you to the cocktail hour... my gin is at-hand...

@lascauxcaveman: Actually, that's an awesome screen name for porn... connotes "wood" and a rebelious "punk" attitude.

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> dinky meadows

flightofthesuperbees

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Anyone else notice the license plate? V6NI? V6 Not Included?

LionZoo

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: Gee, I'd be "Punkin Oak".

How ambiguous would that be?

My daughter would be "Zippy NE 26th," so we'd best not tell her about this little game, eh?

lascauxcaveman

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @charles_barrett: Hmmm, that would be Calico Sheffield. Sounds vaguely English, and that reminds me of Scotch, and that reminds me that I'm about ready for a drink. I like this game.

graverobber- It says Loud Pipes Save Lives

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> I've been feeling a tad deflated since my vasectomy

sliderule

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Hmm, mine is the disturbing and slightly anime-ish Kowalski Highway M.

Yurikaze

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Tomsk: Using the classic porn name formula of
(family first pet) + (street you grew up on)

I end up as Cyrus Daly. Could be worse...

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> "Turn left... honk... again
Good
Turn right... honk... again
Good"
"Is it too cold in here...?"
**sound of latex glove being donned**
"Now, this won't hurt a bit..."

Charles_Barrett

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Ohhhh, look at the cute little nutlets. I'll bet the horn's a soprano.

graverobber- It says Loud Pipes Save Lives

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @13oostedwgn: Yeah, that has got to be one of the most unfortunate names ever (assuming you aren't a male pr0n star).

Tomsk

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Bob Barker sez "Please spay and neuter your subcompacts!"

Tomsk

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> Not Truck Nuts...Toy Nuts....no better yet..Baby Toy Nuts

SLR_BlowerMania

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @13oostedwgn: This could very well have been the 7th Seal - the last straw - the end of Truck Nutz (not as we know it) for good.

I mean, what else can be said? Really?

Morphine

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> @Morphine: And so it begins...

boosted-lego-wagon

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> "Rod Standing"?

Plus, figures that a Yaris would have blue balls.

boosted-lego-wagon

]]> <![CDATA[And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...]]> I suppose mine would be blue also if I drove a Yaris. Or, y'know . . . yeah. Also that. And then. So. Right.

Morphine

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