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Carjacking At Sheriff's Office Is Never A Good Idea

toyotaboy — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:21:42 EDT

Annnnnnd he was thinking perhaps the 350Z would be automatic? That's like jacking a Ferrari expecting an auto.

*Sad world when even criminals can't drive stick*

toyotaboy

Carjacking At Sheriff's Office Is Never A Good Idea

lascauxcaveman — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:07:29 EDT

@MagnificentBastard: Naw, it's just 'cause he's so handsome.

Actually, I call busllshit on this whole story. He stole a 350Z w/manual from a chick?

Chick?

Manual?

Bullshit.

(Can we please cross-post this on Jezebel? I'm getting bored with COTD's and want to make a new record for the the number of @ < a href=lascauxcaveman's on a Gawker blog.)

lascauxcaveman

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EffBomb — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:47:40 EDT

YES! Kripes, it took umpteen posts to get to that. Let us collectively throw up devil horns for the WOMAN in the 350Z with a STICK! The fool should have seen her righteousness immediately and realized just how much that God Almighty was down with her.

EffBomb

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RPabellon — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:40:37 EDT

Wait a second A 350z with manual transmission owned by a lady I want to know her!

RPabellon

Carjacking At Sheriff's Office Is Never A Good Idea

something_unique_and_descriptive — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:34:18 EDT

@MazdaEric: I believe the "Shoot him" comment was made because he's an idiot, not because he's black.

Seriously, it doesn't matter what race the person is, if they're stupid enough to try carjacking in the parking lot of the jail they were just released from, they need to be removed from the gene pool for the good of mankind. I'm not sure we could outright kill him but castration is always an option.

something_unique_and_descriptive

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MagnificentBastard — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:21:34 EDT

Why is it when we the rednecks do dumb sh*t we get no mugshot,but when a black dude gets caught up,he's pasted all over the place?

MagnificentBastard

Carjacking At Sheriff's Office Is Never A Good Idea

LandofMinos,Top Gear Australia sucked, 2 out of 3 hosts MUST DIE — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:39:41 EDT

And you wonder why you can't get a manual Pontiac G8...

Then again Australian Police in the state of NSW aren't allowed to drive manual. They say it's because they have to use their radio at the same time. To pull over people using their cell phones I suspect.

LandofMinos,Top Gear Australia sucked, 2 out of 3 hosts MUST DIE

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DustyButt — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:43:04 EDT

The Diabolical Biz Markie!

Did he sing "Oh Baby, You Got What I Need" as he stole the car?

DustyButt

Carjacking At Sheriff's Office Is Never A Good Idea

NatefromOgden — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:35:20 EDT

We just had a case this week where 2 idjits tried to rob a grocery store right across the street from the police station... They didn't get very far either.

NatefromOgden

Carjacking At Sheriff's Office Is Never A Good Idea

Tomsk — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:15:57 EDT

Moral of the story: A standard transmission is the best theft-deterrent money can buy (said the slushbox driver).

Tomsk

Carjacking At Sheriff's Office Is Never A Good Idea

NovaloadMissesPolar — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:14:16 EDT

They are going to tease him a lot in jail about this.

NovaloadMissesPolar

Carjacking At Sheriff's Office Is Never A Good Idea

Capt. Mazda Sisko — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:46:44 EDT

I love how you throw a picture of a black guy online and immediately the "shoot him" "looks like xhibit" and "baby mama's" comments come flying out. hey, i did it too! :P

in the immortal words of peter griffin "that's good old fashion family racism"

Capt. Mazda Sisko

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Mad_Science — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:28:47 EDT

A more epic fail there never was.

Mad_Science

Carjacking At Sheriff's Office Is Never A Good Idea

IZQQMX2 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:16:53 EDT

I'm betting he has a half-dozen 'baby-mama's around town, none of whom can drive stick !

IZQQMX2

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Kelly — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:11:01 EDT

@smalleyxb122:

I'm with you. This kind of outright and utterly laughable stupidity should be excised from the population when discovered. With any luck, he has yet to reproduce.

Kelly

Carjacking At Sheriff's Office Is Never A Good Idea

sliderule — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:57:29 EDT

at the very least he had the right idea. I learned how to drive a manual transmission in "other peoples cars"
OPC Baby!

sliderule

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Rust-MyEnemy is stll out there! — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:52:43 EDT

@MazdaEric: Xzibit clearly eats more pies these days....

Rust-MyEnemy is stll out there!

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Rust-MyEnemy is stll out there! — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:51:44 EDT

Would have been OK if he'd just said please. A bit of politeness goes a long way these days.

Be polite and she might even have given him a few pointers in manual transmissionmanship.

Rust-MyEnemy is stll out there!

Carjacking At Sheriff's Office Is Never A Good Idea

Capt. Mazda Sisko — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:46:50 EDT

why would Fiddy-Cent steal a car? (didn't know if this guy looked more like 50 or xibit from pimp my ride, had to make a judgment call)

Capt. Mazda Sisko

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Sth002000 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:38:19 EDT

should have made her drive, then take her to meet his parents.

Sth002000

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Isetta — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:36:06 EDT

Crooks just aren't as smart as they used to be. But then again Clyde Barrow never had to steal a car with an automatic (transmission).

Isetta

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htrodblder — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:35:33 EDT

"What burns my biscuits?" Bento, that is the funniest thing I've heard all day
I nominate that for COTD!

htrodblder

Carjacking At Sheriff's Office Is Never A Good Idea

workingonyourinvoice — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:35:05 EDT

This guy's been playing too much grand theft auto.

workingonyourinvoice

Carjacking At Sheriff's Office Is Never A Good Idea

Mysterious Utility Bento — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:32:10 EDT

What burns my biscuits the most about this story.....He can't drive Stick!!! There is no place in this world for car thieves who can't drive stick.

Mysterious Utility Bento

Carjacking At Sheriff's Office Is Never A Good Idea

smalleyxb122 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:28:53 EDT

Just shoot him. The world doesn't need this guy around.

Though he does have reasonable taste in what car to 'jack.

smalleyxb122

Carjacking At Sheriff's Office Is Never A Good Idea

mofoturbo — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:27:18 EDT

This sounds familiar to a story this week about some jackass stealing a car while a television newscrew was filming something in the same parking lot, while Johnny Law was a few yards away.

What a bunch of clowns.

mofoturbo

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boognish — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:27:12 EDT

EPIC FAIL! hahahahaha.

boognish