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New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

hoontastic — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:34:10 EDT

Look on the bright side. Now there is one of those drive
trains loose, used and in the wild.

hoontastic

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

warpspeed — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:19:59 EDT

Tell me WHO DID THIS???!!!! TELL ME!! I'm gonna whoop that #%@$*#'s A**!!!!! Aaaarrrgghhh....

warpspeed

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

superbmtsub — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:43:22 EDT

Did he run into a lamp post?

superbmtsub

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

skulldriveshaft — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:00:48 EDT

The Emergency Brake appears to have been (not) used?

skulldriveshaft

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

zolielo — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 00:14:35 EDT

@DrJeffie: Engine swap to a G35 sedan!

zolielo

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

OneWithNature — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:38:46 EDT

@Молотов: wtftw!

OneWithNature

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

AllenK — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:26:01 EDT

How long do you think it will take for a ZR1 to be crashed?

AllenK

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

M0L0TOV — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:08:54 EDT

@MeDuh:
Hmm, I wonder what we could put that engine in? How bout we promote sacrilege and install the engine in a classic muscle car, Mustang Mach 1 with a GTR engine. Godzirra engine, ftw!

M0L0TOV

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

SCROGGZILLA RAIDS AGAIN!! — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:58:34 EDT

@Dr.Danger: With a MechaGodzilla vs ASIMO undercard!

SCROGGZILLA RAIDS AGAIN!!

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

Weather and darkness will not be an issue — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:45:15 EDT

fuck the enzo.
what do you think i could get that wreck for? godzilla engine for cheap?

Weather and darkness will not be an issue

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

M0L0TOV — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:41:01 EDT

This GTR died for all of Enzo's sins. Every time a GTR wrecks, a wrecked Enzo gets its wings.

M0L0TOV

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

workingonyourinvoice — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:23:37 EDT

@mekazilla: So you mean the wrong side, right?

workingonyourinvoice

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

Shapeshifter — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:47:16 EDT

Bring out yer dead!

Shapeshifter

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

Deartháir — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:23:58 EDT

@Khanaar: It's still better looking than the Scion Hako.

Or the new Camaro, for that matter.

Deartháir

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

terraform — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:19:29 EDT

Better get used to that sight. When the Hogan kid gets his hands one.. well, you know.

terraform

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

Ω ß®ªғғ — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:08:37 EDT

I don't understand the backlash against this car at all... This thing is a world beater, supercar numbers at sub 100K pricing (before dealer markup, which will SahHUCK)

Also, I thought most people here preferred "ugly but fast".

Ω ß®ªғғ

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

mekazilla — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:04:46 EDT

I thought this was the American street(racer edition) but the steering is on the right side

mekazilla

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

Khanaar — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:03:52 EDT

good riddance. the faster they crash, the faster these horrid looking bastids go to hell

Khanaar

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

NovaloadMissesPolar — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:11:46 EDT

So the airbags work but the brakes--maybe not so much?

NovaloadMissesPolar

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

Shenanigans Was Taken — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:02:43 EDT

Frankly, color me impressed.

Nissan's engineers did a superior job protecting stupid drivers from themselves!

Shenanigans Was Taken

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

The-Simpsons-Rule!! — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:35:19 EDT

That picture actually made me consider a Nissan over a Mustang for my 16 b-day.

The-Simpsons-Rule!!

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

acx — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:31:36 EDT

mon dieu that puts the malaise in malaysia..

acx

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:26:36 EDT

@Ω βгåғғ™: No Slovakia CL.

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

MarkB — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:17:18 EDT

That is an obese Godzilla.

MarkB

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

Prilldonious — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:14:04 EDT

Looks better than Coulthard's car did last weekend in Malaysia...

Prilldonious

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

Froggmann — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:09:15 EDT

Dibs on the wheels!

Froggmann

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

Ω ß®ªғғ — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:57:39 EDT

Next on my list is to find craigslist Slovakia and earn my Bloodhound tattoo...

Ω ß®ªғғ

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

Ω ß®ªғғ — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:57:13 EDT

@workingonyourinvoice:
@htrodblder:
What ever you do... DO NOT search for a well-worn tranny...

Ω ß®ªғғ

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

Euromobile — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:52:08 EDT

I wonder if Kazunori Yamauchi and the bods at Polyphony Digital have seen these shots yet...

Euromobile

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

workingonyourinvoice — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:51:21 EDT

Dibs on the MR2.
[malaysia.craigslist.org]

workingonyourinvoice

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

CEman — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:49:31 EDT

1 down, a couple thousand more to go...

CEman

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:45:38 EDT

@Ω βгåғғ™: [malaysia.craigslist.org]

I got dibs on the Fiat

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

beta.rogan — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:44:37 EDT

Considering how hard of a hit that it took, the rest of the panel are surprisingly straight looking. That passenger side looks like all the door gaps are still pretty even, which is pretty impressive IMO.

So how long before we get "Save Godzilla" t shirts?

beta.rogan

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

htrodblder — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:44:12 EDT

Perfect for Lemons racing
wheres my checkbook?

htrodblder

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:43:57 EDT

@13oostedwgn: 10w30, i hope not. Gojira deserves only the finest synthetics.

@Scroggzilla: That is what I was thinking. I would like to see Mothra take on King Ghidorah solo. (Without traveling back in time)

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

drauzy — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:40:39 EDT

at least the front-end looks were improved.

drauzy

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

Ω ß®ªғғ — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:38:36 EDT

What is the URL for Craigslist Malaysia?

Ω ß®ªғғ

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

johnnyichiban — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:36:16 EDT

Goddamit...

johnnyichiban

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

danio3834 — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:34:56 EDT

Someone didnt get virus protection for their GTR's computer driver.

danio3834

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

sos10 — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:28:01 EDT

Wondering what crumpled this car, a sound barrier?

sos10

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

j6r — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:24:49 EDT

Was the driver going for the pole shot?

j6r

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

SCROGGZILLA RAIDS AGAIN!! — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:20:53 EDT

1. Perhaps Godzilla needs to visit Kuala Lampur and straighten these disrespectful fucks out.
2. Mothra?!? 28 films, and the best the moth could do was a coordinated silly string attack....by her kids. Fuckin' Mothra?!?!....(kicks Pagoda in moment of apoplexy)

SCROGGZILLA RAIDS AGAIN!!

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

Maymar is convinced M.C. Escher engineered his car — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:20:27 EDT

@DrJeffie: Who needs to drop the engine in anything? Just tear away all the twisted bits, bolt on two or three radiators, and you're ready to go tear up the Apocalypitiburgring.

Maymar is convinced M.C. Escher engineered his car

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

Euromobile — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:18:33 EDT

@DrJeffie: I think you'd be doing well to salvage the engine in useable condition. This thing is well stuffed.

Euromobile

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

drdreydel — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:18:01 EDT

Kinda sorta seems that all those fancy electronic gizmos that Godzilla has are a little too confidence inspiring...

drdreydel

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

boosted-lego-wagon — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:17:39 EDT

@disgustepated: 10w-40, I hope.

boosted-lego-wagon

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

DrJeffie — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:14:17 EDT

Ah...wonder what we can put the engine in?

DrJeffie

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

disgustepated — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:14:04 EDT

*opens a 40, pours some out on the ground*
*sniff*

disgustepated

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:13:51 EDT

Mawless in Mawlaysia!

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

acarr260 — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:13:21 EDT

It looks like that should buff right out.

Sorry, but someone had to say it.

acarr260

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

velvet_elvis — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:11:13 EDT

too early for a "Save the GTRs" shirt?

velvet_elvis

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:10:01 EDT

I think it ran into the real Goji

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

zohaib — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:08:57 EDT

as much as i don't like 'em, its sad to see people destroy them...

zohaib

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

graverobber- My Yugo Nova! — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:06:41 EDT

@13oostedwgn:
COTD-worthy.

graverobber- My Yugo Nova!

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

adamrice — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:06:08 EDT

From the A-pillar back it looks fine. A little bondo and it's back in business.

adamrice

New Nissan GT-R Gets Crumpled In Malaysia, We Cry

boosted-lego-wagon — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:04:11 EDT

Looks like the Joker got away this time.

boosted-lego-wagon