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Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

Heftyjo — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 19:12:24 EDT

Thats' weird I had a dream just like that one time. Except the queen shot milk from here nose instead of lasers out the eyeball.

Heftyjo

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

petersterncan — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:12:54 EDT

So that's what hell is like...

petersterncan

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

LittlepixelTM — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 21:28:37 EDT

All the people in that are b-list stars past and present in the UK entertainment sphere. If you REALLY want your heads bent then I can only recommend another of his videos... 'Moo'
[www.cyriak.co.uk]

LittlepixelTM

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

BraappBraapp — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 21:28:13 EDT

@voodoojoo: Hey kid, I'm a computer, stop all the downloading!

BraappBraapp

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

LittlepixelTM — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 21:23:46 EDT

That's a Cyriak innit. Echoing earlier comment - Jalopnik - meet B3ta. Nice to meet you!

LittlepixelTM

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

LandofMinos, Don't you fucking look at me! — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:51:39 EDT

I heard the acid is good in London

LandofMinos, Don't you fucking look at me!

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

MeMikeYouNot — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:11:44 EDT

That's entertaining and amusing, but definitely is NOT the craziest thing ever seen on the internet. There are so many examples it's not worth posting any of them.

MeMikeYouNot

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

EuropaBambaataa — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:10:21 EDT

...

What in the name of Tony Amendola was that? I must have it.

I need to put that thing into Encyclopedia Dramatica now. By posting this, Jalopnik has made 7chan's /b/tards look like amateurs.

EuropaBambaataa

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

RoninianHoon — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:03:41 EDT

wow...

RoninianHoon

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

pitchpitch Type-Я — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:52:54 EDT

This begs to have GIFs made of it...

pitchpitch Type-Я

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

Solo_Racer — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:28:00 EDT

It's the end of the world as we know it ...

Solo_Racer

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

AllenK — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:24:28 EDT

@Isetta:

I thought it was quite Pythonesque myself,and certainly very British!

I've never dropped acid,but it can't be much wilder than that. Two friends of mind did take some one night though. One couldn't stop laughing,and the other one saw giant moles digging tunnels in the yard.

AllenK

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

Schm, lord of Torques! — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:17:54 EDT

@ƂƵЯ: Thats actually a re-done scene from one of the Men in Black Movies, I think.

Anyways, im pretty sure taking acid is somewhat similar to this. . .

Schm, lord of Torques!

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

sos10 — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:08:20 EDT

fantastic!

sos10

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

PatFromGundo — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:04:59 EDT

@Dr.Danger: It's just three easy steps: just flip it, stick it, and seeyalaterbye!

PatFromGundo

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

ddsurace — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:49:22 EDT

Now I have every animated gif avatar I'll ever need for the rest of my life.

ddsurace

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

Euromobile — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:25:44 EDT

That was utterly magnificent! I haven't laughed so hard in ages! Wow. The Clanger in the Lunar Rover was priceless.

@ƂƵЯ: Lionel Blair.

Euromobile

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

That Guy — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:20:07 EDT

Isolated... Here's Jezzaphantidae in animated gif form:

[www.cyriak.co.uk]

That Guy

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

Ω ß®ªғғ — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:12:00 EDT

The Professor Brothers has quickly become a favorite of mine...

Go find the one where they discuss Keifer Sutherland giving movie pitches... amazing....

Ω ß®ªғғ

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

Buckster — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:09:36 EDT

@Dr.Danger: [www.funnyordie.com]

Buckster

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:02:38 EDT

@Dr.Danger: Wait, that was on [www.funnyordie.com] , it might also be on superdeluxe. (Blocked by my work at the moment)

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:57:51 EDT

@Buckster: The Will Farrell/Pearl McKay videos are the best.

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:55:01 EDT

@Молотов: FUCK, WE ARE ALL DEAD! GET THE FUCK OUT!

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

Buckster — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:54:07 EDT

Crazy[www.superdeluxe.com]

Buckster

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

maracas99 — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:48:31 EDT

@ƂƵЯ:

That`ll be Lionel Blair, [en.wikipedia.org]

maracas99

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

M0L0TOV — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:29:45 EDT

@Dr.Danger:
PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!

M0L0TOV

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

akirachan — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:28:40 EDT

Thank you Cyriak, I am healed! Jesus cop done drive on water, Hear me now, dung beetle!

akirachan

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

bzr — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:28:32 EDT

That giant subway caterpillar with some random face (an obscure British B-list celebrity, that's my guess) was what really freaked me the fuck out.

Makes The Wall on peyote look like a History Channel documentary.

bzr

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

Tomsk the red-nosed reindeer — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:25:46 EDT

Gad. Zooks.

Tomsk the red-nosed reindeer

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

felis_concolor — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:24:32 EDT

Jalopnik, meet b3ta. Having been a regular visitor to b3ta's site for more than a few years now, it's fun to see when one of its regular contributors goes viral - or when their wackiness shows up in the commercial world. The spongmonkeys being used for a Quizno's campaign is still the most shocking event of that type - but equally shocking was Coca-Cola Brazil's ripping off of Joel Veitch's ninja kittens flash video for a bottle cap campaign.

And yes, the badger video was another early hit from a regular b3tan.

felis_concolor

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

lascauxcaveman — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:08:37 EDT

I think I've found a new religion here.

The badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom snake are gonna miss me.

lascauxcaveman

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:08:26 EDT

Last one there is a penis pump.

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

danio3834 — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:57:19 EDT

Wankas

danio3834

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

jchabotte — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:52:54 EDT

Nowhere near as crazy as Hyakugojyuuichi.

jchabotte

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

NovaloadMissesPolar — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:45:38 EDT

I ran across this guy about 6 months ago and was amazed.

NovaloadMissesPolar

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:41:56 EDT

Give him the stick.

DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

graverobber- My Yugo Nova! — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:36:05 EDT

The banana slipping on the guy slipping on the banana is funny.

graverobber- My Yugo Nova!

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

Ω ß®ªғғ — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:35:43 EDT

@Dr.Danger:

Ω ß®ªғғ

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

dolo54 — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:33:31 EDT

If you like that you should like this guy:[www.larrycarlson.com]

dolo54

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:28:08 EDT

@Mark Arnold: IM A COMPUTER!

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'!

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

Scoobyless — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:22:57 EDT

@Ω βгåғғ™:

Yeah I picked that up too.

Scoobyless

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

Vintage Racer is out taking pictures — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:20:46 EDT

@Ω βгåғғ™:
Too fast for me...

Vintage Racer is out taking pictures

Clarkson Grows Elephant Nose In Net's Craziest Video Ever

Pete Gaines — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:05:06 EDT

@Isetta: Either that, or they'd be directing awful Brothers Grimm movies, making travel documentaries, cashing enormous checks for doing small parts in bad movies, and endlessly capitalizing on their past successes.

Pete Gaines