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Jalopnik Hearts Will Arnett, Will Arnett Hearts Jalopnik

Muttonchops — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:08:39 EDT

"...but where did the LIGHTER FLUID come from?"

And my personal favorite:

"COCKACOCKACOCKA CAW!! COCKA CAW!"

Muttonchops

Jalopnik Hearts Will Arnett, Will Arnett Hearts Jalopnik

albertojb — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 22:54:48 EDT

He should launch a show about KARR, KITT's archnemesis. Where KARR will be no other than an El Camino. That would beat the cr@p out of NBC's now crappy (and hopefully defunct) Knight Rider.

albertojb

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noremac — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 21:02:18 EDT

george bush doesn't care about black puppets.

/hijack

noremac

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RoninianHoon — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:22:07 EDT

@cyclopticgaze: That my friend seems like something Mr. Arnnet would say...

RoninianHoon

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Schm is not particularly sure what he is ranting about. . . — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:30:05 EDT

Who is it. . . someone obnoxious, talented, funny, attractive. . .I shall be the first to accuse Polar!!! of BEING WILL ARNET!!! WTF-LOLZ-OMG!?!?!?!?!?!

AHHHHH!!

Schm is not particularly sure what he is ranting about. . .

Jalopnik Hearts Will Arnett, Will Arnett Hearts Jalopnik

TheTick247 — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:55:34 EDT

Arnett is the man.

When A.D. was canceled I went out to the car and sat in the parking lot and cried quietly to myself. Er, um...I mean cranked up the Winger and pirouetted the anger out...I mean, ah...I killed and animal and ate it RAW! YEAH! Freebird, WOOOOO!

Remember, at Ford, "Quality is G.O.B 1".

TheTick247

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TheTick247 — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:28:35 EDT

If you bolt a little red wagon (think Radio Flyer, not Vista Cruiser) to the back of a Segway, does that make it an "El Segamino"? (sounds like a Mexican porn star's name, eh?)

TheTick247

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Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:16:37 EDT

@JALOPOLAЯ:
He's Jalopolar and he's O K

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik

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weatherman — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:08:38 EDT

Will is the only guy cool enough to be seen driving a G8 ElCamino. They should just give one to him.

weatherman

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lascauxcaveman — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:28:04 EDT

@sliderule: Color me impressed, my friend. I always wonder how that particular linguistic tradition originated.

lascauxcaveman

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Tomsk — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:12:13 EDT

@frank_rizzo: W0000000000000t!!!!

Also: G8 El Camino is a solid name choice. Solid as a rock, in fact.

Tomsk

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Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:55:19 EDT

I'm a colossal asshole and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I comment all day
(He's a colossal asshole and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he comments all day)
I comment on Jalop , I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
(He comments on Jalop...)
(He's a colossal asshole...)
I comment on Jalop, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs

I put on colossal asshole clothing
And hang around in bars
(He comments on Jalop...)
(He's a colossal asshole...)
I comment on Jalop, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a pink shirt
I wish I could be a Jalop
Just like my dear Ray Wert
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a colossal asshole...)

POLAЯ is taking his work underground. He can't let it fall into the wrong hands again!

Jalopnik Hearts Will Arnett, Will Arnett Hearts Jalopnik

sliderule — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:42:18 EDT

@lascauxcaveman: despite what Polar thinks, he is not a Bigger Asshole than Me. I, my friends am the reason people started using such adjectives as BIG, in front of the word Asshole.

sliderule

Jalopnik Hearts Will Arnett, Will Arnett Hearts Jalopnik

Shadowmaster — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:41:42 EDT

ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod

Will Arnett reads Jalopnik... Arrested Development is coming back.... this is the best day ever!!!!

Shadowmaster

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frank_rizzo — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:31:18 EDT

Well it looks like the Arrested Development movie might be more then just a rumor of hope...

[www.imdb.com]

frank_rizzo

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Hoser Dave — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:29:31 EDT

We're so loveable because of:
- Our floppy heads
- Uncanny ability to hum the theme to "Hockey Night In Canada" at any time
- Inclusion of the letter "u" in some words to add flavoUr
- Inability to understand American humour, hence why we have the CBC
- We smell like Maple Syrup
- The totally nude "gentlemens clubs"
- The Pontiac Firefly and other such Canadian only models.
- It's always snowing here.
And finally, the fact that our beer will paralyze any American college student after one visit to Windsor's Bar scene.

Hoser Dave

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Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:27:58 EDT

@Unregular: Good point, it might read something like this:

something..something..Will Arnett
something..something..colossal asshole
something..something..illusion

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik

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TPSreports — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:28:09 EDT

We need to find a Hoon Of The Day with a Segway.

TPSreports

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Unregular — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:24:03 EDT

I hope he doesn't read it on IE...

Unregular

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lascauxcaveman — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:20:33 EDT

@POLAЯ HEAЯS TEH CЯICKETS: How do you Canadian colossal assholes all manage to be so loveable, anyway?

All the American colossal assholes are just assholes.

lascauxcaveman

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MarkB — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:14:03 EDT

That Will Arnett guy makes me giggle. He plays a good A-hole too. Reminds me of myself a bit.

MarkB

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HDC — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:13:31 EDT

OK, so shall we guess which username is his then? If he doesn't have one, we must get him one immediately.

HDC

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Bo Darville — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:02:07 EDT

@Teds: You have just made my day. Now I will always have something to do in the airport.

Bo Darville

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beta.rogan — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:25:43 EDT

@anonymousryan: It tastes a lot like sad.

beta.rogan

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EMPM, Esq. — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:17:27 EDT

Yeah, like the guy wearing the $5,000 suit isn't going to vote ElCamino. Come on!

EMPM, Esq.

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anonymousryan — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:13:21 EDT

I can taste the happy.

anonymousryan

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Half off all shafts! — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:01:10 EDT

@POLAЯ HEAЯS TEH CЯICKETS:

We also excel at rolling up the rim to lose, but i digress.

Half off all shafts!

Jalopnik Hearts Will Arnett, Will Arnett Hearts Jalopnik

racerx — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:59:58 EDT

@halfshaft:

But he excels at those roles!

racerx

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rlj676 — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:59:45 EDT

I really wish Arrested would make a TV comeback similar to Family Guy.

G.O.B is an all time character great.

rlj676

Jalopnik Hearts Will Arnett, Will Arnett Hearts Jalopnik

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:56:29 EDT

@halfshaft: Hey! Canadians do the colossal asshole thing well!

Take me for example!

Although the fact that I'm not acting probably doesn't help my case much...

POLAЯ is taking his work underground. He can't let it fall into the wrong hands again!

Jalopnik Hearts Will Arnett, Will Arnett Hearts Jalopnik

Chairman Kaga — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:54:29 EDT

Later in the day, Arnett was told he'd just been speaking with Jalopnik, not Autoblog, as he'd previously thought.
"I've made a huge mistake."

Chairman Kaga

Jalopnik Hearts Will Arnett, Will Arnett Hearts Jalopnik

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:53:04 EDT

Crap, now I have "The Final Countdown" stuck in my head.

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik

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cyclopticgaze — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:52:19 EDT

I want to do donuts around people on Segways in my brand new El Camino while blasting "Final Countdown" out the stereo. I'll have a bowie knife in my teeth and a fist full of cards out the window.

cyclopticgaze

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Half off all shafts! — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:45:32 EDT

Will Arnett is in desperate need of a movie role where he does not play a colossal asshole. Also, his wife is SNL's Amy Poehler. These are facts.

Half off all shafts!

Jalopnik Hearts Will Arnett, Will Arnett Hearts Jalopnik

Jesse Mrozowski — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:24:15 EDT

@racerx: I've seen it before but that video is awesome.

Why wouldn't the guy in the $4000 suit vote El Camino? Come on!

Jesse Mrozowski

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Teds — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:22:31 EDT

The new Fox owned site Hulu.com has all Arrested development episodes online for free. I watched two last night. Good stuff Will

Teds

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PhoneticLorin — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:22:01 EDT

@pjsammy: Long weekend? wtf? I have to work tomorrow!
At least next week y'all will continue to be cubicle monkeys while I'm on vacation.

PhoneticLorin

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smokeydog001 — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:16:01 EDT

Poor Ford, now I'm sure Toby Keith will be replaced by Don Imus.

smokeydog001

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Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:13:56 EDT

@Dr.Danger: Oh Noes!

POLAЯ is taking his work underground. He can't let it fall into the wrong hands again!

Jalopnik Hearts Will Arnett, Will Arnett Hearts Jalopnik

pjsammy — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:10:31 EDT

Was the Franklin puppet there?

Will Arnett is awesome....and this just further proves it!

I'm making a bold prediction: I'll get through all my Arrested Development DVDs (again) over this long weekend :)

pjsammy

Jalopnik Hearts Will Arnett, Will Arnett Hearts Jalopnik

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:02:21 EDT

@POLAЯ HEAЯS TEH CЯICKETS:
I'm gonna babysit your vagina!

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik

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Maymar - now with 37% less anonymity — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:00:44 EDT

He's learned how to take care of hop-ons, he should have no problem with this.

Still, I'm waiting on someone to make a "I've made a huge mistake" quip.

Maymar - now with 37% less anonymity

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Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:55:26 EDT

Don't romantic fist attachment me, bro!

POLAЯ is taking his work underground. He can't let it fall into the wrong hands again!

Jalopnik Hearts Will Arnett, Will Arnett Hearts Jalopnik

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:54:00 EDT

@POLAЯ HEAЯS TEH CЯICKETS: I second, he would have carried that whole cast.

I am also putting my support behind El Camino. Lets hope the "super-delegates" are on our side.

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik

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Isetta — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:49:46 EDT

Will is a talented guy, as is Mr. Kilmer, but William Daniels is a tough act to follow. "Michael, I think we've been replaced".

Isetta

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Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:48:39 EDT

"his unfortunate departure from Knight Rider"

Unfortunate for whom? I'd say he's pretty fortunate to have found an escape clause from that miserable excuse of a Ford infomercial!

Voting El Camino, that's a good Canadian lad!

POLAЯ is taking his work underground. He can't let it fall into the wrong hands again!

Jalopnik Hearts Will Arnett, Will Arnett Hearts Jalopnik

Jorsh — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:48:07 EDT

I heard he drives a H2 with a Prius body on top of it. It gets even WORSE gas mileage than normal.

Jorsh

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beta.rogan — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:47:22 EDT

Oh yeah right, like the guy who's the voice of GMC trucks would ever not vote El Camino? COME ON!

beta.rogan

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racerx — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:47:11 EDT

Amazing!

For those who love this guy, check out this vid if you haven't already. NSFW BTW.

[www.funnyordie.com]

racerx