Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow - Jalopnik Comments

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

cazin678 — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:47:02 EDT

Do check out the YouTube clips of Little Nicky learning to drive- his level of incompetence is truly difficult to fathom;

My fave is the clip where he's rocketing along at all of about 12 mph and inexplicably makes a right-turn into the wall- I guess the sheer speed and terror of his ride must have made him wet himself....

cazin678

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

FuzzyPlushroom — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:00:08 EDT

@Dr. Schm: Ahh, disc brakes!

Joking aside, not only should Hogan be castrated (have I been over this before?), they should back this thing straight up his ass.

It always bothers me when the dipshit driver permanently injures or kills his (or occasionally her) passenger, but manages to walk away himself.

FuzzyPlushroom

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

bynddrvn — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:38:32 EDT

I can't help but wonder, why this car didn't have a rollcage installed?! With all the accidents lil' Nick had in his drift Viper you would think he would be big fan of rollcages ;)

Not to mention that rollcages look cool, and would probably be way less expensive then the lifetime of assisted living his passenger will need.

bynddrvn

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

Mischif — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:19:28 EDT

@FredTheGreat: It was better than the second one though.

Mischif

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

FredTheGreat — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:30:43 EDT

@Froggmann: Race wars here we come! God what an awful movie. Really when is the last time you saw a Charger ramp off the front of a flat nosed semi truck?

FredTheGreat

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

CARBONFIBER — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:38:47 EDT

@MazdaEric:

* Totally right! Sad, but true. He crunched the Viper a couple of times. Has has numerous speeding & trafic violations & was even scheduled for court apearance even before this happened. Not to mention infinite 'Warnings' he got off because; 'Yeah oficer, Im the son of Hulk Hogan. Can I go now?'

Earlier that day, he was on the boat with his ol man. His own father gave him alcohol. Then gave him the keys to the > 500 HP monster to an UNDERAGE MINOR!

MR.HOGAN, you should seriously consider donating 50% of your estate to the prevention of youth accidents + the Graziano family for care, pain & suffering.

CARBONFIBER

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

stevecmh — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:20:40 EDT

as a firefighter i have seen may accidents.. even i say HOLY CRAP.. he had to be flying.. amazing anyone survived

stevecmh

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

AdmiralAutobahn — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:33:04 EDT

I think this sums it up

AdmiralAutobahn

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

dbol1977 — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:16:01 EDT

Lil' Nick is one lucky bastard because the passenger side is way more intact than the driver's side that has left his buddy in a vegtable state.

dbol1977

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

SpeedWagon — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:03:14 EDT

Money kills.

If the douchster's daddy was poor, his 3.5 wheeled V-Dub, wouldn't make it three feet out of the parking lot, injuring nobody.

SpeedWagon

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

SLR_BlowerMania — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:29:15 EDT

I just want to thank Polar for his infinite wisdom and the Clearwater Police Department for having such a good Photographer on the payroll.

SLR_BlowerMania

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

Armand Bengle — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:29:48 EDT

@Novaload: When you think about it, we're kind of doing the same thing here today. It's just too bad that Nick Hogan obviously feels no shame. Hell, even before the crash he should have felt ashamed of driving a "Fast and the Furious" douchebag car.

Armand Bengle

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

Maymar the technophobe — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:10:54 EDT

@graverobber: This wreck should tour America's high schools to scare the kids out of douchebaggery, much like the wrecked cars that show up to warn against drunk driving.

Maymar the technophobe

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

POLAЯ — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:10:38 EDT

@nassin2: Cheers! Thank you.

POLAЯ

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

POLAЯ — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:09:37 EDT

@Novaload: There's a pickup truck that may be up for grabs that ran over its owner!
[jalopnik.com]

POLAЯ

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

nassin2 — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:09:24 EDT

@POLAЯ - EDITOЯ WANNABE: I think Polar should get to write stories for the Jalop. Editor wanna be indeed.

nassin2

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

boognish — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:02:58 EDT

Supra stronger than Enzo.

boognish

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

NovaloadMissesPolar — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:55:56 EDT

Back in the day, in small towns, notorious horrible wrecks would make the paper--next of kin be damned--and the twisted and torn up cars would be hauled through town on a flatbed and often went to their respective dealer's crash lots. And people would go look at these wrecks and sometimes want to buy and restore the hot, hot car that had killed its owner.
And the local rescue squad talked and people knew all the gruesome details.
Those were the days.

NovaloadMissesPolar

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

luima — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:09:19 EDT

he oughta been wrestling

luima

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

POLAЯ — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:06:02 EDT

@POLAЯ - EDITOЯ WANNABE: Err.. I fuck up my friends ONE palm tree at a time!

POLAЯ

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

POLAЯ — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:48:24 EDT

@theeastbaykid: I fuck up my friends on palm tree at a time!

POLAЯ

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

theeastbaykid — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:36:55 EDT

Somebody owes someone a ten-second car, or something

theeastbaykid

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

reefer — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:35:21 EDT

Poor supra. I think I'm gonna go on youtube and watch videos of him crashing the drift viper that he would never be driving if it weren't for daddy.

reefer

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

Turboner — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:13:02 EDT

@Limehouse: It's a good thing he was driving a real race car, or he might have gotten hurt. I wasn't sure if it was or not until I saw the subs in the back.

Turboner

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

Adplusone — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:52:41 EDT

Anytime it's tree versus car...take the tree....

Adplusone

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

KingRoyale — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:52:28 EDT

@POLAЯ - EDITOЯ WANNABE:

world Heavyweight COTD Champion right there!

KingRoyale

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

cyclopticgaze — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:25:23 EDT

I guess the little hulkster didn't take his vitamins or drink his milk.

cyclopticgaze

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

POLAЯ — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:16:48 EDT

You know something Mean Gene, you don't have to remind me that the little Hulkster sucks at driving, brother. When he crossed the lanes he was hovering over the road, brother, He saw his pants getting wet man. With quite possibly his greatest screw up of all times, the Ultimate Challenge will take place...and as he crashed his buddy's head into the palm tree, brother, the blood spilled from his head like he'd been hit with a Heavyweight title belt, man. Nothing but negative vibes man. Hulkamania was running wild like it's never ran before! But the little Douche Bag must realize that when he steps into the courtroom, when you feel the energy that is gonna run wild throughout the jury, those are not my people, brother. That's the law's energy brother and little Nicky, but this is where the power lies man and the power of the Hulkster, the largest arms in the world and once I get you down on your knees Nick Bollea, I'm gonna ask you one question brother. I'm gonna ask you: do you want to live forever? And if your answer is yes you dumb ass, then I'm only gonna kick your ass a little bit. I can save ya, my Hulkamaniacs can save ya. We can turn the darkness that you live in into the light. We can save all your drifting geeks with the training, the prayers, and the vitamins. But I gotta prove one thing to all my little Hulkamaniacs out there, it's not whether you win or whether you lose, the only thing that matters is what kind of winner you are or what kind of loser you are and Douch Bag Hogan, I sure hope you're a good loser brother. Whatcha ya gonna do when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania destroys you?

POLAЯ

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

cwilkey — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:16:27 EDT

Recover all usable parts and get crackin' on part two of this amazing story...

cwilkey

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

KingRoyale — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:15:29 EDT

@beercheck:
Ah crap. Now instead of fake CF kits and parts, we're going to see fake PT parts. APC's stock is going to go up realllllly soon I feel!

KingRoyale

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

Morphine — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:08:52 EDT

If there had been a Reckless Driving Lane, this wouldn't have happened. This is all the motivation we need to pursue this so-called lane, which SAVE lives!

Man, that is one Hella-big intercooler . . . I can only imagine the kind of turbo whiplash that thing must've had at boost threshold.

Morphine

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

beercheck — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:00:24 EDT

They really oughtta make cars out of palm tree.

beercheck

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

Dr. Spaceman, Esq. — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:00:01 EDT

@Dr.Danger: Go sit in the corner.

Dr. Spaceman, Esq.

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre! — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:57:28 EDT

Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre!

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

Braff is Thad Longlove — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:54:47 EDT

Did he try a high-speed run on the Jumbolair Estates?

Braff is Thad Longlove

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

Braff is Thad Longlove — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:54:09 EDT

@Froggmann: HAHAHA... nicely done

Braff is Thad Longlove

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

DoctorNine — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:53:34 EDT

Yet another in the endless parade of wrecks sponsored by daddy's money.

DoctorNine

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

Buckster — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:53:26 EDT

OOOOOOHHHH! I see.

Buckster

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

graverobber- It says Loud Pipes Save Lives — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:47:56 EDT

Evidence that douching and driving don't mix.

graverobber- It says Loud Pipes Save Lives

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

sliderule — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:45:29 EDT

I have never got laid because of the car I drive, I can't even imagine what type of
p**pie had enough magnetism to screw up my cell phone and make my car go all squirrly

sliderule

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

Froggmann — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:44:16 EDT

You know what? This will decimate all... after we put about fifteen grand or more under the hood. If we have to, overnight some parts from Japan.

Froggmann

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

danio3834 — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:42:05 EDT

I hope this car ends up in a museum so it can be viewed 9-5 on weekdays and 10-4 on Saturdays.

danio3834

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

stringfellowrawk — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:41:37 EDT

Wrestlemania 1998??? I HAVENT BEEN IN THE LOOP SINCE ABOUT '86, BUT... I DONT THINK 'OL TERRY WAS MUCH OF A FORCE IN 1998.

stringfellowrawk

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

acarr260 — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:37:18 EDT

I'm fairly amazed that anyone lived through this.

acarr260

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

Schm thinks that the Volt may get him laid. . . — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:33:33 EDT

Nick Hogan = Major DB (and that dosen't mean drum brakes)

Schm thinks that the Volt may get him laid. . .

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

Shapeshifter — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:32:51 EDT

@Rotang:

I don't think there are any parts left. You couldn't smash this thing up any more if you dismantled it and individually crushed each part.

Shapeshifter

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

Mad_Science — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:30:15 EDT

@Buckster: Spelling it out tends to upset content filters.

Mad_Science

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

POLAЯ — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:26:02 EDT

That must have been one big P***y that did that to that poor Magnet!

POLAЯ

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

Ash78 — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:25:13 EDT

@MazdaEric: He basically walked away, while his friendly will probably be a lifetime Schiavo.

Ash78

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

Rotang — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:21:53 EDT

dibs on parting it out

Rotang

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

Capt. Mazda Sisko — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:21:32 EDT

Did this crash kill anyone? The Hogan kid was questionable for a bit, right?

Capt. Mazda Sisko

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

Ray Wert — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:21:28 EDT

@Buckster: You obviously missed the joke. Go back and read the rest of the sad, sad tale of Nick Hogan.

Ray Wert

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

Ash78 — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:21:04 EDT

If I have to say something, at least he put that poor, genetically-mutated car out of its misery. Best mod so far.

Ash78

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

racerx — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:17:47 EDT

I can't believe how untouched the front is!

racerx

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

Limehouse — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:16:49 EDT

It's a good thing he wasn't racing. I't must have been one hell of a fast curb though.

Limehouse

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

bzr — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:13:52 EDT

Even that plastic yellow interior couldn't save him.

bzr

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

Buckster — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:13:44 EDT

Is Pussy a Bad wurd now?

Buckster

Police Photos From Nick Hogan Supra Crash Released, Still P***y Magnet Yellow

BlownOring — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:12:13 EDT

Nick Hogan = Douche Rocket

BlownOring