<![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater! - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater! - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> Who let the Smart take a photograph of itself with a Powerbook? Come on now.. 'fess up.

laughing_guitarist

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> Can I get one of these for the trunk of my '91 Caprice?

P.S. Minus the two lovers.

Bee1

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> @AmishJohn: So you are saying it's the perfect vehicle for the Olsen twins?

OldeEnglishD misses Polar

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> Looks like an anorexic Smart. And not in a good way.

AmishJohn

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> When do we get to see a comparison test between the Lumeneo Smera and the Tango on Edmunds.com?

akirachan

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> One question; why would you want two doors on this thing? Seems like that would overly complicate things on a 1plus1 vehicle.

thunder

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> I'd be worried about crosswinds.

thunder

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> I posit that the Moulène boys are not from France, as previously assumed, but in fact, from Sardinia.

lascauxcaveman

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> I am amazed at the idiots who worry about "getting hit" in this vehicle. Like you wouldn't suffer a worse fate while on a motorcycle or bicycle. Where are your fucking brains?

TPSreports

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> @smokeydog001: That would be great. I can see it now, zipping down a drag strip doing little wheel stands.

Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre!

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> nuttin' a 'busa wouldn't help!

smokeydog001

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> anyone else worried about getting hit by a truck or SUV

stevecmh

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> They should make a "pap" trim level.

Turboner

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> Mr. Moulene looks like Sam Donaldson in a happy mood.

Moulene the younger looks like he's been stuffed back there only by dint of a liberal application of goose grease.

Elhigh

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> If Mr. Moulene had put a good-looking young woman instead of his son in the back for that photograph, my guess is you'd all be making different comments. If so, it says a lot more about you than it does about the vehicle.

Case in point: the Venture One, a narrow leaning vehicle with a tandem seat configuration like this one but only three wheels. That means it counts as a motorcycle and doesn't need to pass automotive crash tests. The lead graphic shows a woman in the back.

[www.flytheroad.com]

rgseidl

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> @PASTOЯ POLAЯ: That car only takes you on the "Parkway to the mildly unsafe area".

Can't bring it on the highway.

Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre!

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> Please, no farting in the front seat. Please!

GiltProto

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> My E-85 guzzling 42 cup holder Suburban 4x4 would love to munch on one of these for a mid-day snack.

I could probably punt one of them through the uprights at 30 yards if my T-bone physics were spot on.

Adplusone

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> Lumeneo Smera [N]

What will be left of you if you hit anything while driving this.

(l) Lumeneo - Brightly coloured. Smera - Smear.

Feds

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> Assassination attempt thwarted.

General Halfshaftery

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> Ace and Gary have matching ties on!

Maxichamp

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> I'd certainly feel safer in a car or on a motorcycle.

PhoneticLorin

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> @Dr.Danger: HA! He certainly looks like he's expecting to get goosed!
I certainly wouldn't want to drive that on the highway to the Danger Zone.

POLAЯ

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> *guy in the back* "No, I'm not claustrophobic at all, you smiley headed old prick!!!!!!"

POLAЯ

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> Oh, it has two seats? Well in that case... still "no".

smalleyxb122

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> How many drunk college kids could you fit into that thing? My guess is 7.

OldeEnglishD misses Polar

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> @ash78: It looks like he is not too happy to be the pitcher.

Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre!

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> @Isetta: To be seen in this vehicle-certain death.

JantheMan

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> Does this come in a XXL? I think the only way I could drive this thing is if I remove the doors.

AlexTheSane

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> I would not want to be the guy in the back after a night of drinking and a quick stop at the local Taco Bell......

OldeEnglishD misses Polar

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> They're even dressed the same. I would be really claustrophobic in this thing. Any side impact to this vehicle-certain death.

Isetta

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> reminds me of when Goose hits his head on the canopy and dies. Poor, poor Maverick

sliderule

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> They should roll these out at MLB games. They could have the pitcher and catcher ride out together.

Ash78

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> One of those guys isn't smiling.

beercheck

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> Goooooooooooose!

Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre!

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> Sorry but there is no chance i'm picking a lovely lady in that. I'd have a better shot on my motorcycle.
I wonder if they plan on building a "reach around" edition?

htrodblder

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> It's tempting to quote the scene in Top Gear where Hammond and Clarkson are trying to fit into a Carver, but given the context of this photo, that'd take it to places I'm less than comfortable with.

Maymar the technophobe

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> Luxury is spared at no expense!

Hoser Dave

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> @JantheMan: Yep, simply "spooning". Or "two peas in a pod"

Now I have to go vomit.

Ash78

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> @JantheMan: teknik = technology. Youraretard!!

JantheMan

]]> <![CDATA[Post Geneva Shocker: Lumeneo Smera Is A Two Seater!]]> A car that use the old "ligga sked" teknik....swenglish dilemma. Do you an expression like "the spoon laying" Quite cuddly....father and son....so cute they are!

JantheMan

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