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Ω ß®ªғғ — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:07:29 EDT

Wow... I really wish I read Jalopnik today...
I could join the illustrious two-time COTD winners club, but alas... I was actually too busy working, for a change... or maybe for change

Ω ß®ªғғ

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beercheck — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:55:10 EDT

@acarr260: @danio3834:

And now, we wait...: @beercheck

beercheck

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danio3834 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:24:36 EDT

@acarr260: Wow, they seem to take things rather personally over there. Who knew?

danio3834

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TR3-A — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:17:23 EDT

I won on Thanksgiving Day. Top that, you homosexual crackheads.

TR3-A

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mytdawg — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:37:09 EDT

@PhoneticLorin: If it ever gets to the point where there's a potential I'll get elected for anything, Armageddon is truly upon us.

I mean Thanks! That's what I mean. I don't take compliments well either apparently.

mytdawg

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POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:47:50 EDT

@acarr260: Thank you kindly!

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

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biminitwst — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:46:13 EDT

@dfwguy:
Maybe where YOU'RE from, fancy pants.
Where I'm from, crops are dead, children are beat, and cars are beaters.
And I want to take this opportunity to thank all the little people for this award, for without each and every one of you....

biminitwst

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PhoneticLorin — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:37:32 EDT

@mytdawg: That's ok; I'd still vote for you.

PhoneticLorin

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mytdawg — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:20:38 EDT

@PhoneticLorin: Ah, I don't do well with rhetorical questions.

mytdawg

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PhoneticLorin — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:29:46 EDT

@mytdawg: That's the name of one of their albums. I like 'em, actually, and they're huge in the UK.

PhoneticLorin

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mytdawg — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:19:30 EDT

And I have no idea who Matthew Debord is. I looked it up and he's all over the Intertubes but I still don't know who he is. His opinion must be valuable.

mytdawg

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mytdawg — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:16:09 EDT

@PhoneticLorin: I think they are some band that got a whole bunch of attention for something but I've still never actually heard anything they've done that I'm aware of.

Or something like that.

mytdawg

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beercheck — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:42:49 EDT

@acarr260: Beats me, but it looks like it's just a matter of time before I find out.

beercheck

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acarr260 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:33:28 EDT

@beercheck: I didn't understand it either. People say way more offending things on their site, but I think that posting was done just to stir things up among their members. As an afterthought, those accounts would be removed from all Gawker sites, right? So if you make the Jeze editors mad, they would also kill your rights to post on Jalopnik.

acarr260

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PhoneticLorin — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:32:15 EDT

@1300ccsoffury: Who the fuck are the Arctic Monkeys?

PhoneticLorin

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beercheck — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:27:12 EDT

@acarr260: Wow. They're touchy over there. Banned for saying Sarah Jessica Parker is styleless and fugly? Wow. I mean, how can anyone deny the SJP/6.9 resemblence?

And this one was GOLD!

Gone: A.T. Elle
Why: Commenter, to A.T.Elle: "My parents met on a blind date and went to a restaurant called Rebecca's. Guess what they named me. Is that story less cute because they're divorced now?" A.T. Elle: "A little."

beercheck

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beforetemps — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:20:52 EDT

Community Of Transvestite (is) Delighted

beforetemps

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stuntpuppy — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:18:29 EDT

Yup, the one day I don't comment. Seriously though, any forum that can get me to reign in my mania for pointing out the correct use of apostrophes must be pretty cool.

stuntpuppy

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acarr260 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:15:26 EDT

@Dr.Danger: I don't go over there much, but their site does have way more... uhmmm... spirited discussions. yea, that's a nice way to say it. plus, as i mentioned, it really drove up the views and comments, so lots of ad revenue. it's like a public execution. i may or may not agree with it, but I can't avoid looking.

acarr260

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PhoneticLorin — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:11:48 EDT

@SundaySunday: That would be excellent. And they could pass around Red Bull and Doritos at the First Communion.
God, I'm going to Hell.

PhoneticLorin

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prndl — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:02:15 EDT

@PhoneticLorin:
Mebee u fer got da e on porche?

prndl

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Bauhaus — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:58:45 EDT

@SundaySunday: Valet parking at the Second Temple.

Bauhaus

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SundaySunday — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:54:42 EDT

@PhoneticLorin: In modern translations, did they change that to "Solomon's Carport"?

SundaySunday

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beforetemps — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:48:01 EDT

Community Of Transvestites (is) Delighted

beforetemps

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PhoneticLorin — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:40:47 EDT

Jesus would drive an Accord, or at least the apostles would: Acts 5:12 - "And through the hands of the apostles many signs and wonders were done among the people. And they were all with one accord in Solomon's Porch."
Not a damn clue what a Solomon's Porch is.

PhoneticLorin

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Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:39:35 EDT

@ acarr260: That is a great way to ban people and get a huge thread started.

Calling people out in the open is always fun.

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star

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acarr260 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:31:36 EDT

@PASTOЯ POLAЯ: Since you asked nicely... here's the link to the Commenter Executions on Jezebel. In case my link doesn't work, here's the old copy n paste version in plain text: [jezebel.com] It garnered 938 comments omn their site... yay... ad revenue from internal strife.

acarr260

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dolo54 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:29:23 EDT

As Mr. Slave would say "Jesus Christ."

dolo54

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sliderule — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:25:22 EDT

enough already. It's like the perve who nods at me when I'm pissing at a public urinal. A pat on the back for all. now let's move on before someone spooges on his keys.

sliderule

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POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:16:05 EDT

@Buckster:
BAAA??

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

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SundaySunday — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:15:25 EDT

We are Jalops
We are the car guys
We are the ones who'd take a beat-up Rolls
And drop a Hemi

It's a choice we're making
Affects us our whole lives
It's true we like old Subarus
And El Caminos

We are Jalops
We read Jalopnik
We are the one's who'd like to buy that old
Bel Air on craigslist

It's the way we're wired
Our folks don't understand
We love to watch Top Gear and post
About old heaps.

SundaySunday

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POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:11:03 EDT

@acarr260: CAN WE HAS A LINK ON DA JEZE-DIRT??

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

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FLB — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:04:45 EDT

@acarr260: Now if only our Gawker overlords could stop playing with the display of their sites. I've had problems reading comments for the last two days now.

Oh and gays are OK, M'K?

FLB

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rlj676-new job, same problems — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:59:06 EDT

@acarr260:

That place can be down right scary.

It wouldn't be too jalop to point out that chicks just can't get along, ever, even in the internet world, as that's sexist.

Perhaps the near complete lack of "women" here all together is what makes it so peacible, but that just doesn't make sense?

rlj676-new job, same problems

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Buckster — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:58:02 EDT

Being rude, crude and obnoxious anonymously is what makes the intertubes great.

Leave political correctness to the sheep.

Buckster

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acarr260 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:33:28 EDT

I'm guessing that this is a nod to the "cleansing" of commentors that one of the other Gawker sites had the other day. Apparently their members weren't playing as nicely as we do, so they had to thin the herd. (Jezebel)

acarr260

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smokeydog001 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:10:28 EDT

Well, if Al Gore, Jimmy Carter and Yasser Arafat.......

smokeydog001

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Madness (Possibly Sparta, maybe baggy trousers.) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:00:40 EDT

I win! I win! Woohoo! I didn't even comment yesterday but I still win right? Go me!

And damn right about being raised right. I think if I ever had a kid or two I'd teach them that people online are real people and you should always ask yourself, "If I said this to this person's face, would the response be a punch in the face?" if the answer is yes you probably should just stay quiet.

Unless it's worth getting punched in the face over. (There's stuff that's worth it.)

Personally I'm waiting for the day that a comment in the COTD post gets COTD. That'd be so meta.

Madness (Possibly Sparta, maybe baggy trousers.)

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Naturally Exasperated? — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 04:32:53 EDT

are u calling me a homophobe? lol well it wouldn't be the first time. :P I'm just a nice guy who's here for the cars! Peace!

Naturally Exasperated?

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79TA — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:23:09 EDT

This is almost as lame when Time magazine named "you" person of the year.

79TA

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Mrb00st — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:17:13 EDT

so in other words no funny posts today?

Mrb00st

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CptSevere — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:03:35 EDT

Damn, I'm good. Probably the newest here and I rock. Now I really need to upload some goofyass image for my picture. My fans expect all that.

CptSevere

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Turboner — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:51:43 EDT

@charles_barrett: I nominate you for COTG

Turboner

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danio3834 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:50:47 EDT

Merry fuckin Christmas

danio3834

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yellofury * * * * * — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:06:19 EDT

YEAH!!!! EAT THAT POLAR!!!!
oh wait DOH!!!!!

yellofury * * * * *

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Number_Six — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:00:24 EDT

Incidentally, I voted against the Cadillac. *ducks and covers*

Number_Six

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Number_Six — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:59:16 EDT

@ЯEVEЯEЙD POLAЯ: Not at the moment. Driving in the country in which I live is mainly for the suicidal and/or terminally insane. I did once own a 1984 Dodge Colt Turbo that was painted white but had a red passenger door.

Number_Six

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General Halfshaftery — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:27:22 EDT

I've really got a winning streak going now.

General Halfshaftery

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Niralisherni — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:23:39 EDT

And how does the world explain to you Americans, 'momentarily' means for a moment, when you want to say in a moment, say 'in a moment' NOT 'momentarily'. HEY BHAGWAN!

Niralisherni

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Niralisherni — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:21:32 EDT

Very funny post and very funny comments.Can i hang out here please? Do i need to grovel or something, if i want said award too? Am to be most covetous of said award.

Niralisherni

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Deartháir — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:15:33 EDT

The only good thing that happened to me today.

Figures, the only day I don't put any effort into writing my comments and I get a half-hearted COTD because the editors are too lazy to pick one.

See if I spend anymore time proof-reading and checking my sources. I'm not going to spend anymore time with

Deartháir

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Elhigh — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:15:25 EDT

"Where's your hand?"

"Between two pillows, why?"

"Those aren't pillows."

Elhigh

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Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:50:31 EDT

@ ЯEVEЯEЙD POLAЯ:COMMENTER OF THE PLZ CAN HAS JOB

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star

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RoninianHoon — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:28:04 EDT

@ЯEVEЯEЙD POLAЯ: got one to give?

RoninianHoon

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Buckster — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:27:46 EDT

I didn't offend anybody?

Must be off my game.

Buckster

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POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:17:10 EDT

@Number_Six: Do you want to own one?

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

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POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:16:43 EDT

@sliderule: Aww, I'm blushing! Thanks Dude!!

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

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Number_Six — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:14:49 EDT

I don't own a car. Will that be tolerated?

Number_Six

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hootjigga — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:59:59 EDT

Simpsons did it.
Also, you couldn't find a COTD good enough. Haw-Haw!
*Nelson Picture*

hootjigga

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sliderule — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:58:54 EDT

gotta go, read you tomorrow

sliderule

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sliderule — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:57:18 EDT

@ЯEVEЯEЙD POLAЯ: you're already an asset to the site...you might as well be paid for it.

sliderule

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sliderule — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:55:01 EDT

put me in coach, I'm fresh

sliderule

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POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:54:48 EDT

@sliderule: Anything that's not on the West Coast or in Detroit. Thanks brother.

I'll sh!t myself if I even have a chance,
but I guess you never know unless you try!

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

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graverobber- My Yugo Nova! — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:51:50 EDT

@charles_barrett:

You said it sister!

graverobber- My Yugo Nova!

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Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:51:05 EDT

@Maymar: I have but one thing to speak: Irony and a touch of Sarcasm... Jalopnik is the where-all and end-all resource for parade-worthy wheels...

Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing

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sos10 — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:49:05 EDT

Shows you that we're more worried about rust on our cars than about our own sexuality.

sos10

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NovaloadMissesPolar — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:44:19 EDT

Finally! I'm putting this on my CV.

NovaloadMissesPolar

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sliderule — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:41:08 EDT

which jobs are you after POLAR, all of them? Good Luck man!

sliderule

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sliderule — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:40:01 EDT

okay, okay. Congrats to us all! A wave of pride sweeps over me like fuel entering a combustion chamber.

sliderule

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POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:37:10 EDT

Oh, and if anyone wants to know...
I submitted the RESUME OF THE DAY!!
[jalopnik.com]

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

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om Bronx de Mowgli — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:36:24 EDT

om Bronx de Mowgli

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sliderule — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:36:19 EDT

opps!

sliderule

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sliderule — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:33:57 EDT

what a bunch of fags...

sliderule

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funkshway — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:28:36 EDT

Hmmm I was just initiated into the rather clever world Jalopnik commenter. And I see I must step up my game considerably to be the COTD. Game on!

funkshway

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Pete Gaines — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:26:11 EDT

*cough*copout*cough*

Pete Gaines

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RoninianHoon — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:26:08 EDT

@dfwguy: if you want to drink your scotch with me that just fine!

RoninianHoon

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RoninianHoon — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:25:06 EDT

@dfwguy: "if SHE..."

RoninianHoon

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POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:21:44 EDT

@dfwguy: Fear not Jalop-ciple, for ЯEVEЯEЙD POLAЯ doth not dismiss the Almighty,
but serves him in the garage of God that is Jalopnik.

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

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Akbar Biberkopf — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:09:52 EDT

balls! I failed to comment on anything today

Akbar Biberkopf

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dfwguy — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:09:21 EDT

Mr DeBord,

Crops are raised, Children are reared. Next thing you know you will refer to something inanimate as best of breed.....

And to the high Reverend Polar....Don't be dissing the Godfather!

RoninianHoon,

I have tits; flat but none the less, technically tits and as useful as those on the proverbial wild male hog.

Do you love me or can we just drink and burn animal flesh? (I prefer Scotch)

Congrats to us all!!!!!

dfwguy

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DoctorNine makes tires squeal in terror — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:05:37 EDT

@beercheck: And don't ask me about Elliot either.

DoctorNine makes tires squeal in terror

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DoctorNine makes tires squeal in terror — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:03:40 EDT

@beercheck: We will not speak of this...

DoctorNine makes tires squeal in terror

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Maymar is convinced M.C. Escher engineered his car — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:01:58 EDT

@B: I'm so happy about my first COTD win, I think "gay" adequately describes my emotional level right now.

@charles_barrett: Have the dragons taught you nothing? There are plenty of Barracudas, Marlins, and weird Mercedes fish-shaped cars in the sea.

Maymar is convinced M.C. Escher engineered his car

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POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:01:21 EDT

Welcome to Jalopnik.com! While you're here,
you might not want to drop the soap...

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

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RoninianHoon — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:58:38 EDT

@RoninianHoon: Anything with balls I will drink beer with while we burn meat.

RoninianHoon

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RoninianHoon — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:57:04 EDT

I'll love my neighbor only if she has tits.

RoninianHoon

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s0crates82 — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:54:31 EDT

All I can say, is that it's about damned time.

s0crates82

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Ethan Allison — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:54:05 EDT

@cyclopticgaze: Naïveté. Beautiful, isn't it.

Ethan Allison

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POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:51:32 EDT

@1300ccsoffury: WHO THE FUCK IS JAMES BROWN?

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

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skaz — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:51:11 EDT

Y'know, it's really hot when you compliment me, Jalopnik.

I'd pack your bearings, if you know what I mean.

skaz

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POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:50:31 EDT

COMMENTERS OF THE DISPASSIONATE!

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

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TheBrewPub — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:50:02 EDT

Dammit! Meetings all day = no comments = no COTD. Oh, there will be blood.

TheBrewPub

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beercheck — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:44:55 EDT

@DoctorNine: Is that what happened to Doctors One thru Eight?

beercheck

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1300ccsoffury — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:43:11 EDT

Seriously, who the fuck is Matthew Debord?!

1300ccsoffury

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cyclopticgaze — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:42:10 EDT

I don't see the point of this. You act like the internet is some haven of crackpot conspiracy theorists and vile-mouthed bigots anonymously posting hateful and prejudiced statements.

cyclopticgaze

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mikedrawcar — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:39:50 EDT

@wyatt_1st: next thing you know, they'll be nominating themselves.

Commenter of the Day: Ray Wert!

"I am the greatest Jalopnik editor ever"

Hahaha! what will he think of next?

mikedrawcar

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quiksilver — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:37:46 EDT

@wyatt_1st: Sorry, I haven't showered yet...

quiksilver

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DoctorNine makes tires squeal in terror — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:33:25 EDT

Tolerance... It's the new black...
(Sometimes I slay myself with double entendre)

DoctorNine makes tires squeal in terror

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lascauxcaveman — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:32:18 EDT

Hey, first time I've won COTD just for showing up!

This is getting too easy. I blame Canada.

lascauxcaveman

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wyatt_1st — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:29:13 EDT

i dont know somethin smells here lol

wyatt_1st

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mytdawg — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:16:06 EDT

@Paul Y. Rocks: Not everybody knows the fine points of German engineering. But somebody here does. How many of you bastards are German engineers?

Wait, that's just not right.

mytdawg

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Naters4 — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:10:26 EDT

Didn't feel like reading the posts today?

Naters4

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Paul Y. can't think of a better, shorter handle — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:10:26 EDT

@mytdawg: Hell yes, I love Jalopnik. We all came here for the news, and stayed for the debates about the merits of various Nazi Death Machines.

Paul Y. can't think of a better, shorter handle

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JantheMan — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:07:12 EDT

Someone is watching.....it must mean that.....or is this some extreme left thing that means that evrybody are equal and it doesn't matter what you do....

I don't care..... I won!!

JantheMan

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Schm, lord of Torques! — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:07:10 EDT

Winnr! Wooh. What! What is this, the specil olmpiycs?

Ok, that was low, im sorry. Group hug. It should be Jalops "Soul Warming" Tuesday!

Schm, lord of Torques!

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mytdawg — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:04:12 EDT

I've been through a couple forums type sites and I haven't stayed many places. Say your piece and don't get dragged into the fray. It's not necessary and it doesn't add anything.

There's a difference between opinion and needing to be right and I think y'all do a great job of differentiating. Dang, how many syllables is that?

This is a very civilized site. I could hang out with you people.

you wanna argue about it?

mytdawg

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UDMan — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:01:29 EDT

I had one comment today, because I was, like, doing my real job..... sometimes I should just take a couple of weeks off from this site.....

UDMan

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Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:00:22 EDT

This means $5 off at Jalopnik Pizza (four metro locations to serve you), right?

Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure

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Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:45:40 EDT

@graverobber: We should throw ourselves a Jalopnik-Pride parade... But where will we find any cars to enter *snort* *chuckle* ...?

Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing

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graverobber- My Yugo Nova! — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:41:56 EDT

Say it loud, say it proud!

We're here, we're Jalopniks, and so are some of you. We're here, we're Jalopniks, and so are some of you...

graverobber- My Yugo Nova!

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beercheck — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:41:39 EDT

@Race7117: Well, except for Travis. That boy ain't right.

beercheck

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TheTooth — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:36:50 EDT

All right! I'm somebody now!

TheTooth

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Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:35:28 EDT

@Race7117: In a man-crush kinda way, no doubt... ;-P

Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing

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The-Simpsons-Rule!! — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:35:10 EDT

WHORE OFF!!!!!
YAY!!!! I Have finally won a COTD.
Thanx for making this a wonderful day.
Now were do I claim my award?

The-Simpsons-Rule!!

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Turboner — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:35:06 EDT

Man, I really thought my first COTD would be for my comment in the ZR1 thread about how I like my women like I like my slicks.

Hooray for all of uth! Jeethuth critht, we're tho awethome!

Turboner

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SLR_BlowerMania — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:29:31 EDT

It just dosen't feel right.......

SLR_BlowerMania

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Race7117 — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:26:58 EDT

Hmmmmmmm, I smell a cop out. If ya don't want to run with the big dogs stay on the porch! Just kidding! This is a very friendly forum and the better for it. I must say it starts with the writers and editors keeping a light hearted approach to something that is obviously a passion for us all. Any negativity is extremely creative in nature and brings an upturn to the edges of my lips! I guess what I'm saying is I love you man!

Race7117

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M0L0TOV — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:26:21 EDT

Yay, we're all winners! Isn't that what they say to "special" people? Since everybody wins, are we gonna have a whore-off?

M0L0TOV

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beercheck — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:25:02 EDT

Ugh. Am=Are. I'm going home.

beercheck

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beercheck — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:24:40 EDT

Am we having fum yet?

beercheck

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bzr — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:24:24 EDT

Damn, I have to share my COTD with all of these goddamn (insert racial slur here).

bzr

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htrodblder — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:24:14 EDT

I'm still waiting for my check from the last one...

htrodblder

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htrodblder — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:23:35 EDT

What? no free tshirts?

htrodblder

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Spence — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:23:04 EDT

I heart enlightened gearheads.

Spence

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mikedrawcar — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:18:11 EDT

We all still get t-shirts, right?

mikedrawcar

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mikedrawcar — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:17:45 EDT

awww. group hug at the movie Saturday?

mikedrawcar

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Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:17:06 EDT

@NatefromOgden: First person of the year, now this.

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Mike the Dog — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:16:55 EDT

@NatefromOgden: +1

Mike the Dog

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NatefromOgden — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:15:16 EDT

Wow, my first COTD. Don't I feel special!

NatefromOgden

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beercheck — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:15:10 EDT

We're too distracted by the antics of your crackhead IT department to fight.

beercheck

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Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:14:39 EDT

This is the gayest post I've ever read. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Tomsk the red-nosed reindeer — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:14:38 EDT

Yes! I finally won! (Though I was kinda hoping y'all would pick up on my little "new Bugatti Royale" remarks.)

Tomsk the red-nosed reindeer