<![CDATA[MINI Branded Luggage Is Pretty Small, Obviously - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[MINI Branded Luggage Is Pretty Small, Obviously - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[MINI Branded Luggage Is Pretty Small, Obviously]]> Clubman version increases unlessness with extra zipper compartment.

FumbDucker

]]> <![CDATA[MINI Branded Luggage Is Pretty Small, Obviously]]> They had a marketing campaign a few years ago with MINI condoms. "Just MINI enough to fit the regular man"

iDD

iDarkDesign

]]> <![CDATA[MINI Branded Luggage Is Pretty Small, Obviously]]> I have a MINI. It's news to me that MINI is a British car-maker. They're as British as Honda is American.

Yes, I know it's assembled in Oxford, but all the innerds are stamped "Achtung".

darex

]]> <![CDATA[MINI Branded Luggage Is Pretty Small, Obviously]]> Why not just put a handle on the bumper of the Mini and pull it slong behind you?

NovaloadMissesPolar

]]> <![CDATA[MINI Branded Luggage Is Pretty Small, Obviously]]> @graverobber: They used to sell a 3-piece Samsonite fitted set. I picked up 2 of the 3 on ebay, and unfortunately, I only have the odd-shaped, otherwise useless bags. But, they fit in the boot!

hwyengr

]]> <![CDATA[MINI Branded Luggage Is Pretty Small, Obviously]]> Mini-branded condoms... think of the gift-giving, relationship breakup potential.

Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing

]]> <![CDATA[MINI Branded Luggage Is Pretty Small, Obviously]]> "Pretty small"? Are you kidding me?? Look how small that luggage makes the Mini look! That stuff's gigantic!

beercheck

]]> <![CDATA[MINI Branded Luggage Is Pretty Small, Obviously]]> @goatrope:
If they branded condoms, I wouldn't have needed my vasa deferentia snipped!

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

]]> <![CDATA[MINI Branded Luggage Is Pretty Small, Obviously]]> @やのГ人Ӄ:
And condoms?

goatrope

]]> <![CDATA[MINI Branded Luggage Is Pretty Small, Obviously]]> If they branded an Olympic team, they'd be too small to compete!
If they branded a Cell Phone, it would be too small too talk on!
If they branded an Audio System, it would be too small to listen too!
If they branded a Flash Drive, it would be too small to store anything on!
If they branded a Pedal Car, it would be too small to ride!
If they branded a Backgammon Set, it would be too small to play with!
If they branded a Swiss Army knife, it would be too small to cut anything!
If they branded Sunglasses, they'd be too small to wear!
If they branded Binoculars and Telescopes, they'd be too small to see far away!

So Luggage it is then!

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

]]> <![CDATA[MINI Branded Luggage Is Pretty Small, Obviously]]> Er, okay. Other than the name, and the paper decals on the rolling tote's wheels, is there any connection with Mini? Are they designed to fit the boot of a Mini? Or are they just whoring the Mini name?

graverobber- My Yugo Nova!

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