<![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree! - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree! - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> if i can do this with a POS car, risking injury...why is marijuana illegal?

BlueRSX

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> @Uncle_Bo: The essense of hoonery, distilled to its purest form.

Hoonshine?

hootjigga

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> It's not a mullet, it's "hockey hair".

KeithTanner

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> @MazdaEric: Well definitely more things to hit.

Duffman

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> @dculberson: "Another Caucasian, Gary."

boognish

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> i'm so glad i live in a city, where there are things to do :P

Mazda Eric has his own radio show

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> @graverobber: Watch it man, there's a beverage here!

dculberson

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> The first one is beautiful in its artistic simplicity. I don't need to watch it, I can just listen and know exactly what's happened. The essense of hoonery, distilled to its purest form.

But the second one hits all the buttons. The horn, the commentary, the language, the mullet, the beer, the wholesome Candianness of it. Perfect.
All that work, eh? Didn't blow the rad. You gotta show this to your mother.

Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> "@chrystlubitshi: And the good buddy hoping that more than metal was damaged, "Life would be good eh, if he was bleeding? That would be awsome"

Silverman

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> "blood would be good, eh? if he was bleedin' that would be AWESOME."

ppiddy

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> These are amateur hoons of the apprentice class. You go Joe!

smokeydog001

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> "Oh dear, oh dear...
He's gone off...
Unless I'm mistaken, I am very much mistaken...
Look how hard he's trying...
He's into the barrier!"

SundaySunday

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> In clip 2: I like that after discussing the tree beforehand, he still hits it dead-center. Afterwards one of the guys is bragging that he told him that the tree wouldn't move if he hit it. LOL

TheTooth

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> Now THIS is a more original jump.


+ Watch video

sos10

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> Second one wins for even one more reason, Badge engineered Ford cameo with the Topaz!

Hoser Dave

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> Make me feel proud to be Canadian!

sliderule

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> looking at the "road"... it looks like they could have run this jump the other way around just as effectively... and maybe jumped it more than once...

chrystlubitshi

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> second one wins... poor planning... though great execution (hehe.. even the pre-ford mazda deserved to die because of what mazda was about to do).. dog chasing car..
expletive.. beer in frame.. and, of course, MULLET!

chrystlubitshi

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> Laying on the horn was a nice touch, as well as air time, mullets, and beer. Nicely done.

JoSCh

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> @RoninianHoon: Yeah, those Dave's Farm guys (and particularly Dave himself) are hoonage masters. And when I say masters, I mean masters. Heady stuff, indeed, involving cold weather, cutting torches, Sawzalls, jumpage, cornfields, rigged-up gas tanks, and a SHITLOAD of alcohol. Not to mention nothing to do during the daytime--or nighttime, for that matter. What's a drunken Canadian with a lot of alcohol in 'im to do to divert himself? Dave's got ideas, all right.

jolaszek

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> GOT to love the presence of car-chasing shepherd and teh Mullets!

-ALways a mullet or ten at these things; without -be like goin' to the cotillion without yer hoop skirt; -just wouldn't be right.

wonkydonky

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> This is what happens where the winters are long.

mytdawg

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> Looks like more Dave's Farm on youtube

RoninianHoon

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> @Ben Wojdyla: If you're hooning around in the Canadian wilderness, and you're not sporting a mullet, you're doing it wrong.

combat chuck

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> George, George, George of the Jungle . . .

prndl

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> More Canadians?

"all that work, eh?"

Jones Foyer

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> Damn, sometimes I type too slow.

smalleyxb122

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> The second clip has some respectable mullets, too.

smalleyxb122

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> I'm also counting at least three mullets in that second one.

Ben Wojdyla

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> Definitely the second one

Mad_Science

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> "We gotta show this to your mother!"

I'm sure she'd be proud...

Nayrlladnar

]]> <![CDATA[Watch Out For That Tree!]]> Okay, the second one is a winner for the following factors:

Most air
Least likelihood that he was even aware of the tree until shortly after hitting it.

Dog chasing the car, and then not knowing what to do with it once it has "caught" it.

Most importantly; the driver exiting the car through the window while successfully holding onto his bottle of Bud in classic Lewboski fashion.

graverobber- My Yugo Nova!

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