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Gearhead Chocolates Convey True Meaning Of Love

gadgetfanatic — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 19:10:14 EST

@pitchpitch: you know what? that's a good idea.

gadgetfanatic

Gearhead Chocolates Convey True Meaning Of Love

smokyburnout — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 01:30:07 EST

@BartMack: using inches might be more impressive in that situation... i imagine some metric countries don't even bother teaching our system.
"five inches? that's, like, 30 centimeters, right?"
"if you say so..."

smokyburnout

Gearhead Chocolates Convey True Meaning Of Love

pitchpitch Type-Я — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 00:33:56 EST

If the chocolate bolt's head melts, do you have a chocolate Dremel to deal with getting it out?

pitchpitch Type-Я

Gearhead Chocolates Convey True Meaning Of Love

BartMack — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:49:45 EST

Bet they're metric though.... "hey wanna see my 255mm chocolate covered tool-?" (somehow that just doesn't sound as impressive as it should...) but hey, maybe it works with eurotrashgirls...

BartMack

Gearhead Chocolates Convey True Meaning Of Love

BartMack — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:41:06 EST

The connotations are a little creepy, but it IS kinda cool...

BartMack

Gearhead Chocolates Convey True Meaning Of Love

POLAЯ — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:53:57 EST

@Charles_Barrett: Like I'd have to ask you!

POLAЯ

Gearhead Chocolates Convey True Meaning Of Love

Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:19:33 EST

@POLAЯ: Mouth preferred, but will settle for hands...

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Gearhead Chocolates Convey True Meaning Of Love

POLAЯ — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:01:10 EST

@UDMAN: Is it melting in your mouth or your hands?

POLAЯ

Gearhead Chocolates Convey True Meaning Of Love

UDMan — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:41:14 EST

This thread is the most......... ummm, excuse me for a moment, will ya?

UDMan

Gearhead Chocolates Convey True Meaning Of Love

POLAЯ — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:25:51 EST

Çhef BrÅff

POLAЯ

Gearhead Chocolates Convey True Meaning Of Love

Braff is Thad Longlove — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:09:17 EST

2 tablespoons of cinnamon,
and 2 or 3 egg whites,
a half a stick of butter, melted.
Stick it all in a bowl baby,
stir it with a wooden spoon,
mix in a cup of flour.
You''l be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my tools they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my tools in your mouth.

OOOOoooh! Suck on my chocolate salty tools,
put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.

Braff is Thad Longlove

Gearhead Chocolates Convey True Meaning Of Love

POLAЯ — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:07:32 EST

Hick Mechanic: Damn Jaaponeese toolz, they're meltn right n mah hans! Nah thatz wha I buy 'Murican!

POLAЯ

Gearhead Chocolates Convey True Meaning Of Love

Maymar the technophobe — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 18:28:45 EST

A little off topic, but I was in a candy shop earlier this summer. They had car shaped chocolates, but for some reason, the choices were between a 2nd-gen Camaro, a 280Z, and a Dodge Ram Van. I thought I had stumbled into 1979. I was mostly ok with that.

Maymar the technophobe

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philibuster — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 18:17:46 EST

Are the chocolates actually drop-forged?

philibuster

Gearhead Chocolates Convey True Meaning Of Love

Tomsk — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 18:16:46 EST

Dig that spark plug!

Tomsk

Gearhead Chocolates Convey True Meaning Of Love

Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 18:11:19 EST

...Or maybe Jamaal's chocolate nuts. They're a lot bigger...

Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing

Gearhead Chocolates Convey True Meaning Of Love

Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 18:09:27 EST

@Bento: Maybe you'd prefer to go for Bob's nuts...?

Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing

Gearhead Chocolates Convey True Meaning Of Love

Mysterious Utility Bento — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:55:26 EST

I have to go there......So, Bob, can I taste your chocolate covered tool????

Mysterious Utility Bento

Gearhead Chocolates Convey True Meaning Of Love

rgseidl — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:53:54 EST

The low-fat version is a set of real stainless steel tools with a delicious coating of 70% dark chocolate. First you lick them, then you caress them with your studly hands. Just be sure to practice all that on your Valentine first or she'll question your priorities.

rgseidl

Gearhead Chocolates Convey True Meaning Of Love

Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:45:41 EST

Can you at least get your wrench with or without nuts...?

Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing

Gearhead Chocolates Convey True Meaning Of Love

Nayrlladnar — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:21:30 EST

It'd be really cool if the adjustable wrench adjusted and the pliers...plied?

Nayrlladnar