<![CDATA[Michigan State Police Line Advertises Sex Line, 1-800-HOT-COPS? - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Michigan State Police Line Advertises Sex Line, 1-800-HOT-COPS? - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Michigan State Police Line Advertises Sex Line, 1-800-HOT-COPS?]]> It's the final countdown!

OrtizDupri

]]> <![CDATA[Michigan State Police Line Advertises Sex Line, 1-800-HOT-COPS?]]> and THAT'S why you never trust the phone company! One of the best "lessons" to learn.

Ted Striker

]]> <![CDATA[Michigan State Police Line Advertises Sex Line, 1-800-HOT-COPS?]]> Jeebus, my grandmother lives in Bridgeport. What are those cops doin' down at the station? Must be the Policemen's Other Ball.

DoctorNine makes tires squeal in terror

]]> <![CDATA[Michigan State Police Line Advertises Sex Line, 1-800-HOT-COPS?]]> @teargas: Keep things germane? Someone already mentioned a 912.

Speaking of steering, I wish these cops would stop breaking my ball nuts...

SeanKHotay

]]> <![CDATA[Michigan State Police Line Advertises Sex Line, 1-800-HOT-COPS?]]> @teargas: with rack & peanut steering.

The Name's Ash78, Housewares

]]> <![CDATA[Michigan State Police Line Advertises Sex Line, 1-800-HOT-COPS?]]> Ok, good post and all, but I just needed to say the word car in the comments to keep things germane. Car.

Comrade Teargaskov

]]> <![CDATA[Michigan State Police Line Advertises Sex Line, 1-800-HOT-COPS?]]> @johnnyichiban: Different one, though that one's a riot, too. This is the one where bart breaks his leg and thinks Flanders is a mass murderer. And Lisa becomes temporarily popular because of the swimming pool.

The Name's Ash78, Housewares

]]> <![CDATA[Michigan State Police Line Advertises Sex Line, 1-800-HOT-COPS?]]> Oh man, I can't get enough of hot cop-on-cop action...wait a minute, yes I can.

Is that a nightstick or are you just glad to arrest me?

graverobber- My Yugo Nova!

]]> <![CDATA[Michigan State Police Line Advertises Sex Line, 1-800-HOT-COPS?]]> I didn't know officer Dangle Transferred to Michigan

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Mysterious Utility Bento

]]> <![CDATA[Michigan State Police Line Advertises Sex Line, 1-800-HOT-COPS?]]> @ash78: *Chief Wiggum voice*
No... sorry, you have the wrong number, this is 912.

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

]]> <![CDATA[Michigan State Police Line Advertises Sex Line, 1-800-HOT-COPS?]]> @Seth L: Oh, Arrested Development... I miss you...

JStrulleh

]]> <![CDATA[Michigan State Police Line Advertises Sex Line, 1-800-HOT-COPS?]]> @BlackIce_GTS: yes. "Schumann Farms Head of Lettuce"

philibuster

]]> <![CDATA[Michigan State Police Line Advertises Sex Line, 1-800-HOT-COPS?]]> @johnnyichiban: It's the one where Bart breaks his leg and thinks he sees Flanders murdering Maude.

BlackIce_GTS

]]> <![CDATA[Michigan State Police Line Advertises Sex Line, 1-800-HOT-COPS?]]> @ash78: I nearly cried when I saw that episode. That was one where Homer becomes obese so he can work at home, right?

johnnyichiban

]]> <![CDATA[Michigan State Police Line Advertises Sex Line, 1-800-HOT-COPS?]]> "That man's arm just flew off... and landed on the dock."

philibuster

]]> <![CDATA[Michigan State Police Line Advertises Sex Line, 1-800-HOT-COPS?]]> "These guys are professionals, they will take it the absolute limit before they strip."

Seth L

]]> <![CDATA[Michigan State Police Line Advertises Sex Line, 1-800-HOT-COPS?]]> Hello, and welcome to the Springfield Police Department Resc-u-Fone[tm]. If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one. To choose from a list of felonies, press two. If you are being murdered or calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line.

You have selected regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one.

The Name's Ash78, Housewares

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