<![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> I don't think I even read half of that; it was shite.

Euromobile

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> I just cringed reading that, don't get me wrong, I enjoy humour like that but that was just recycled jokes over and over.
Better off reading Rob Hamburger and Real Ultimate Power. Even if it does have nothing to do with cars.


Itsuru

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> @savethevipers: funny, cause "penis" is usually what I call people in Ford Mustangs

DeeJayQueue

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> It took me a second to catch onto the bit about the maids. I thought that was kinda funny. But the rest of it was kind of how remember Cracked from the 1970's. A much less clever version of Mad.

lascauxcaveman

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> When I was a kid, I thought my 3rd grade teacher's Pontiac Grand Prix was the coolest car in the world.

Then my mulleted best friend showed up on the last day of school in his father's Kenworth tractor...and my world was fractured.

Also, my 3rd grade teacher was HOT.

4.9 Port Fuel Injection BZR

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> At least they are providing a service by running that annoying T-shirt ad.

smokeydog001

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> "(Ford Mustang is what he calls his penis.)"

well said, young man, well said.

mikedrawcar is back! (limited time only)

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> Yeah. Not funny. Not offensive, just not funny.

teargas

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> First, if this is an 8 year old, this post is disturbing. If it isn't, then Cracked is disturbing. In fact, this whole post is disturbing.

UDMan

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> @TPSreports: If you mean "gay" as in the orientation of Gawker Media's founder, then nevermind...

charles_barrett

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> @TPSreports: If by "gay" you mean "lame", I would suggest you check your thesaurus for a better choice of adjective.

charles_barrett

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> @mzs: Not enough GM cheap shots for ya eh

danio3834

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> you guys are linking to cracked.com? that's not even trying anymore.

harumph

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> Cracked only came back a few years ago. It's still gay.

TPSreports

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> That was truly not funny. Almost every line that attempted humor was something that has already been done to death. The few parts that were actually like the observations of a seven year old were not enough to pull it off, and how many of those can you have before the gag is up anyway.

Contrast it to the very amusing article in the Onion a few days back about GM's new line of lay-offs.

mzs

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> "Automobiles can be most any color except invisible and orange." That's awesome! Except I think the Yaris always comes in "invisible".

Morphine

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> I think Kevin works for GM... I wonder if he took his buyout option?

Braff S. Preston, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> But, daddy, if you have so many maids, why is the house always so dirty?

cyclopticgaze

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> That's... kind of messed up.

Unevolved 8.04

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> It's obvious that little Kevin has not been give "the speech"; you know, about the birds and the bees, and the cars and the dragons.

ekeown

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> I did not know Cracked still existed until now.

Rabbi Dave

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> @Dr.Danger: COTD!

Ash78

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> When I was at primary school in the 80s kids thought that having a fuel injected engine made cars loads faster. If we saw an Escort cabriolet with Injection written down the sides we thought it must be an amazing car.

amblito

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> Darn, and I really wanted my next car to be invisible orange, too.

B

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> "Automobiles can be most any color-expect invisible and orange."

"Some automobiles have a manual gearshift, which means women can't use them unless they're really anxious to get somewhere. Or WWII's happening, which means women can do almost anything."

Heh, that's pretty funny for Cracked...

mytdawg

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> "Automobiles can be most any color-expect invisible and orange."

YEAH! Take that Challenger!

Dr.Danger is in Denial

]]> <![CDATA[Facts About Cars, By Kevin]]> Oh, that's just plain disturbing. The iron lung part anyway.

CafeRacer1200

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