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Donkey Lips Jumps A Ford Focus

Impalamino — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:19:15 EST

Anyone else seen that Comcast commercial with the turtles (the Slowskys?) where the husband turtle tells his wife "Why don't you come out and push it?!" and then he says "push it real good" under his breath? /end commercial.

Doesn't even come close to making up for the huge stable of utterly shitty Comcast commercials, but hey.

Impalamino

Donkey Lips Jumps A Ford Focus

Number_Six — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:17:36 EST

Um, no.

Number_Six

Donkey Lips Jumps A Ford Focus

NotACoolGuy — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:12:43 EST

Holy hell, I knew I recognized that guy from somewhere. Why oh why isn't Salute Your Shorts on DVD yet? Same with Daria, dammit, I want to relive my childhood.

NotACoolGuy

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BMRFILE — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:06:20 EST

Very disturbing.

BMRFILE

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charles_barrett — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:48:25 EST

@B: Funny you should say that... last week I pitched myself to Fleshbot for a position as a Contributor or Associate Editor position. No joke. They very politely told me they had no openings at this time, but they'll let me know when they do.

charles_barrett

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Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:32:53 EST

@Charles_Barrett: A few more posts, and my Fleshbot/Jalopnik merger will be complete.

Donkey Lips Jumps A Ford Focus

charles_barrett — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:29:43 EST

@Charles_Barrett: Dang, I only just now ran across the Auto Suck post. Today's been a hat-trick of kink for us...

charles_barrett

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Mad_Science — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:28:33 EST

What's next, the episode of Hey Dude where they get lost in the desert and the one guy goes blind because he opens the hood and looks into the steam from the overheating radiator?

...

I wasn't very popular as a younger child.

Mad_Science

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charles_barrett — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:14:18 EST

Earlier today we had a big weiner that needed chains, and now we have spiky nipple clamps... kinky day for us Jalops...!

charles_barrett

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MagnificentBastard — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:58:14 EST

Always had a thing for Venus DeMilo ....

MagnificentBastard

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SRekauqh — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:57:17 EST

Oh man...as soon as I saw this on S.B. Sunday I yelled out "DONKEYLIPS!!" The nipple part was just an added bonus.

SRekauqh

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Impalamino — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:55:06 EST

Camp Counselor Ug does not approve of this. The 23-year old red-haired "camper" might, though.

Impalamino

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JoSCh — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:43:38 EST

Call me crazy, but I'd prefer Ms. Jackson (Uh yes, ma'am, I am nasty) as the NFL sanctioned nipple shot. Gay much Roger Goodell?

JoSCh

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hyundaifan — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:41:04 EST

starring*

hyundaifan

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LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:35:14 EST

THAT'S where he's from. It was bugging me. Thanks for clearing that up!

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot

Donkey Lips Jumps A Ford Focus

maxforrest32 — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:34:01 EST

Camp On-a-wanna
We hold you in our hearts
and when we think about you
it makes me want to fart?

maxforrest32