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tяs — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 19:08:31 EST

then then then

tяs

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tяs — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 19:08:20 EST

Well I guess then U-D-MAN then, ok?

tяs

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UDMan — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 11:05:14 EST

@trs1: Notice that Matt told me I had the correct answer...

UDMan

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Matt Hardigree — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 10:14:04 EST

@UDMAN: Hahaha, sorry. Pre 1999 Cherokee FTW. I answered a while ago but my comment was eaten (happens to us, too)

Matt Hardigree

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pikespeakZ — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:30:34 EST

BRONCO II. I HAVE NO CLUE. I'M JUST PULLING SH*T OUT OF MY A$$ NOW

pikespeakZ

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texasgreazer — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:30:00 EST

still no answer!!!??

texasgreazer

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tяs — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 19:56:04 EST

AMC Eagle

tяs

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racerx — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 18:57:05 EST

Mid 90's Pathfinder?

racerx

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tяs — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 18:21:34 EST

I couldn't make enough rows - the text is too awkward :I

still saying trizzacker

tяs

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notags — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:59:07 EST

It's a Geo Cracker-the grill is the tell.

notags

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voodoojoo — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:06:20 EST

@trs1: That'd be a Ford then, nee?

voodoojoo

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voodoojoo — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:05:27 EST

Ekranoplane?

voodoojoo

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co_wally — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:59:21 EST

2000 xterra

co_wally

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yellofury * * * * * — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:45:33 EST

Isuzu rodeo

yellofury * * * * *

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tяs — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:39:29 EST

@UDMAN: notice through the snow that there are lines going horizontally in addition to vertically:
__________
|+++++++|
|+++++++|
========

tяs

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MagnificentBastard — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:40:35 EST

Just wondering...why the hell is the us mail truck in someone's driveway?

MagnificentBastard

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Matt Hardigree — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:37:43 EST

@POLAR: Hahahaha

Matt Hardigree

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Mysterious Utility Bento — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:07:32 EST

1990 Isuzu Trooper

Mysterious Utility Bento

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MagnumEcho — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:38:47 EST

I agree that it's not a Jeep (wrong kind of grille), but I don't think it's an Explorer either...I'm pretty sure all the trim levels of first generation Explorers had partial chrome front bumpers...this one's all plastic cladding...it looked a lot like a Grand Cherokee but it's starting to look less and less like it...

MagnumEcho

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B1663R — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:33:15 EST

Subaru Forrester late 90's

B1663R

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staaave — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:23:43 EST

Jeep Comanche!!!

staaave

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lascauxcaveman — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:17:55 EST

Veyronamino.

lascauxcaveman

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graverobber- It says Loud Pipes Save Lives — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:13:36 EST

2007 Ford Escape. I think I spy with my little eye a cross bar in the grill, negating the Jeep options.

graverobber- It says Loud Pipes Save Lives

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A Strolling Lucida G Luxury Joyful Player — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:00:15 EST

That's a Rover SD1.

A Strolling Lucida G Luxury Joyful Player

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Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:59:19 EST

Some snow on a box.
.

Hey Jalopnik I got somethin' real important to show you
So just sit down and listen
Jalop you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Winter and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so look out the window top
Take a look outside -- it's some snow on a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Jalop ya gotta know SUV's are the way I are
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special
It's some snow on a box, some snow on a box babe
It's some snow on a box, some snow on a box girl

See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Go buy an SUV box
2: Put some snow on that box
3: Make us look at the box
And that's the way you do it
It's some snow on a box... some snow on a box babe
It's some snow on a box, some snow on a box girl
Christmas; some snow on a box
Hanukkah; some snow on a box
Kwanzaa; some snow on a box
Every single holiday some snow on a box
Over at your parent's house some snow on a box
Mid day at the grocery store some snow on box
Backstage at the CMA's some snow on box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
some snow on a box...

POLAЯ is taking his work underground. He can't let it fall into the wrong hands again!

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prndl — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:46:53 EST

Pre 95 Isuzu Rodeo? Put the plain bumper looks more like the Pick up, Hombré.

prndl

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beercheck — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:42:56 EST

Grumman-Olsen 1-ton Stepvan?

beercheck

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mwood10 — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:38:39 EST

@crevans: I think you're spot on. I'm reverting to my original guess, late 80s to early 90s Ford Explorer.

mwood10

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tn4102 — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:30:28 EST

90s Isuzu Trooper?

tn4102

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crevans — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:15:49 EST

Early to mid 90s Ford Explorer. I'm leaning more towards early 90s - it looks pretty squared off and in the mid 90s they started getting slightly curvier.

crevans

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andymarkel — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:12:11 EST

2001 KIA Sportage

andymarkel

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RalphieDC — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:04:19 EST

First generation Montero or similar vintage Mitsu pick up, the grill just looks right.

RalphieDC

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Lounatic — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:01:32 EST

It's the Alton Manufacturing Ford F-650 XUV!

Lounatic

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aircooled_poirot — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:00:40 EST

The grill looks to me more like the Lincoln version of the Ford Edge. I think it is called the MKX.

aircooled_poirot

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JB_Jeep — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:57:45 EST

It's hard to tell but I don't think I see any protrusions on the bumper that match the two different Cherokees pictured.

JB_Jeep

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General Halfshaftery — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:53:01 EST

I was thinking pre '99 Jeep Grand Cherokee but there's too much snow sitting on the left fender there, which indicates a thicker Cherokee fender moulding.

General Halfshaftery

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pjsammy — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:45:32 EST

@NatefromOgden: odd. I was thinking it was too narrow to be a Jeep!

pjsammy

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mikedrawcar — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:44:51 EST

a rocket ship!

mikedrawcar

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mwood10 — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:43:13 EST

Or maybe a Honda Passport

mwood10

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Andrewpetty — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:43:11 EST

I want to say explorer, but it looks too small. Maybe its my eyes. Also, I have no idea what the hint is referring to.

Andrewpetty

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Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:42:23 EST

Generic SUV. Blah.

POLAЯ is taking his work underground. He can't let it fall into the wrong hands again!

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NatefromOgden — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:41:29 EST

Too wide for either the Tracker or Samurai.

NatefromOgden

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mwood10 — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:41:29 EST

Suzuki Vitara?

mwood10

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mikedrawcar — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:38:58 EST

i don't know, but i think i've got the plate:

B** **2

mikedrawcar

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pjsammy — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:35:19 EST

suzuki samurai

pjsammy

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reefer — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:33:15 EST

The jeep is probably right, but I'm going to vote mazda truck.

reefer

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mwood10 — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:32:32 EST

Looks a little like a Ford Explorer to me. Definitely not a Jeep, the Jeep doesn't have the horizontal bars on the grill.

mwood10

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UDMan — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:28:28 EST

The Grand Cherokee, prior to 1998.

Also notice the Grill....

UDMan

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pikespeakZ — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:27:21 EST

looks to me like one of those early 90's isuzu pickup trucks

pikespeakZ

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UDMan — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:26:26 EST

The Cherokee... Notice the Grill through the Snow.

UDMan

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UDMan — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:20:20 EST

Jeep Grand Cherokee, and I'm guessing Pre 1999.
It could also be a Jeep Cherokee, pre-2001 (Before the Liberty).

UDMan

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tяs — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:19:51 EST

Geo Tracker!

tяs