<![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne! - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne! - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @beercheck: Seriously. Only on Jalopnik, huh?

respawn

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> My girlfriend watches this show. Like a slow-motion train wreck, I can't help but watch. And as I'm watching I can actually HEAR the brain matter leaking out of my ear...with the other ear of course. I like to pretend the one on the far right in the picture above is actually Skeletor, plotting to steal Hef's millions. Her upper lip doesn't move when she talks and her laugh is, well, just special.

That aftermarket radio looks like it's 15 years old.

1300ccsoffury

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> i can't think of any better symbol of how SHIT-ASS cayennes are...

on par with kid rock and the vette...

PURRRFECT!

wheels OF satan!

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> Is the leather treated with KY jelly?

RoninianHoon

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @lascauxcaveman:
What can I say, it's part of my "TV to fall asleep to" rotation...so yes, the kids are in bed by then.

Al Navarro

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> Playboy Bunny
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Porsche Cayenne
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Debate over the best and worst hosts of America's Funniest Videos.

beercheck

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> Little known fact, the "Dolly Madison Cayenne" was something stirred into James Madison's squirrel hasenpfeffer.

Vipper Of Vipp

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @bzr: I grew up in that era, too. It was only in syndication that I renounced my love for that era of the show.

Full House, on the other hand. Don't say anything bad about Full House. TgIf4LyFe.

Ash78

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @Hyman Decent: No man they did the cupcakes. Check this out:
[www.youtube.com]

DoctorNine

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @qwerk: so nasty. but so true

mikedrawcar

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> DOES SHE HAVE A RECEDING HAIR LINE? LOOKS THAT WAY IN THE PHOTO WITH HEF.

DWMILLER

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @respawn: you're so wrong. We watch it because the girls are milking Hef for all they can get out of him, which makes for great TV.

brendastarlet

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> The interior of that car looks like a 14 year old girl's notebook.

I can't decide if the embroidery or the after-market stereo makes me cringe more - then I remember, it's the body shop tattoo on the back window.

Terrible.

TL-S

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @ash78: Hey, Bob Saget kicked ass! Only because I grew up on that show during his reign, and reruns of Home Improvement. I guess that explains a lot about me.

bzr

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @DoctorNine: I thought the Dolly Madison brand was only used on ice cream. Please tell me you weren't thinking of Little Debbie.

Hyman Decent

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @JoSCh: even Hef? Ewww!

respawn

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> What I find really funny is that the only people I know who actually watch the show are all girls. Hell, even my mom watches the show. I tried to watch the show one time and found it to be cringe inducing with zero redeeming value. I don't know how these women can watch it.

I guess this just goes to show that deep down inside all any woman really wants is a sugar daddy.

respawn

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @Dr.Danger: Good question re:Saget.

I don't know if he used coke during that era, but it sure would have helped if they'd have given out free weed or beer to the audience. Might be more tolerable.

Ash78

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> Well at least she didn't screw up this one as bad as the Russians do.

LuciferV8

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> Back in 2004 I went to a YEO party at the mansion, I remember a white Boxster with the plate "BUNNY H". Never did figure out who it belonged to. I had about an hour long converstaion with Hefner's ex-wife Kimberly Conrad, who at the end of the night exited through a fence in the back of the property to her home next door.

Mr4Runner

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @Al Navarro: Wow, the others are "not attractive"? To each their own, but... wow. I'd gladly throw down with everyone in this picture... sexy hat!

JoSCh

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> Gosh... does an oversize bra come with it...?

Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> She's kind of cute but so are Doberman puppies.

mytdawg

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @Citizen Braff: I agree, Tom Bergeron is the best out of all of them. He is not too over the top.

BTW, it is snowing at the moment. It will be snowing all weekend. I smell Winter Guessing Game pictures on the way.

@ash78: Was Bob still on coke on those shows? He was the worst part with the crappy voices. Now I won't watch AHV unless its within the 2000's.

Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre!

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @Al Navarro: Ay-Yi-Yi. Reality TV w/playboy playmates? My no-cable decision revindicates itself on a near daily basis... Not that there's a dearth of questionable quality available on broadcast.

I hope the young'uns are in bed by the time that's on the teevee.

lascauxcaveman

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> She's so dumb, I bet the oil's never been changed and the car stereo's presets are all on 87.9 FM.

TPSreports

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @ash78: Bergeron is definitely the best so far... Saget was better than Fuentes and that toolbox she co-hosted with.

My neighbors are from Chicago and they love it of course... I just with I got a Boston station out there so I could call my parents when it is -10 and tell them I have to wear a sweater to work because it is 63...

Braff is Thad Longlove

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> Joe Rogan has a funny set on Hefner Warning:NSFW [www.youtube.com]

qwerk

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @FatBraff: I love the ones hosted by Tom Bergeron, as opposed to the early Bob Saget cringe-fest and the mistake that was Daisy Fuentes and that other tool (after Saget).

WGN is cool. How else can I get local news for a city 10 hours' drive north of me? Accidentally flipping onto their weather forecast in the morning will mess with your head, though. We don't see much single digits in Alabama.

Ash78

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @Dr.Danger: I guess I'm just not too judgmental about it. Enjoy what small pleasures life throws your way. It's way too short to demand perfection. And after all, one should expect a certain amount of gauche taste from a Playmate. It's one of their charms, really.

DoctorNine

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @ash78: Does all of Chicago just go bananas for America's Funniest Home Video? I love the SuperStation, but wow...

Braff is Thad Longlove

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> Call it the cantankerous old man in me, but I can't wait until Hef passes away and they kick all of his "girlfriends" with absolutely no marketable skills out of the mansion. It'll give them a huge dose of reality.

The car sucks, too.

EMPM, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @B: She also can be used as a flotation device.

Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre!

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @Al Navarro: Sometimes I'm actually very, very happy I have basic cable. All the networks, plus WGN Chicago and Discovery. If I can't find something to watch, then I just find fault with myself and grab a book :D

Ash78

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @lascauxcaveman: Here's a link, and for the most part, work friendly:
[www.eonline.com]

UDMan

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @lascauxcaveman:
I found out about her because of the "reality" TV show she's in. No, for real.

Al Navarro

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> I've never heard of her before. I guess I'm not pR0n surfing enough these days?

Looks to be your standard-issue cookie.

lascauxcaveman

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @DoctorNine: Even if they are cupcakes filled with chemicals and fondled by some old dude?

Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre!

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @UDMAN: Not legal in the rest of CA, but I believe certain neighborhoods in LA get a pass from the cops...

Braff is Thad Longlove

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> Man. You guys are harsh.

I'd buy some Holly Madison cupcakes anytime.

DoctorNine

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @TheCartorialist: You would want to kill yourself on a daily basis...

The automotive choices mixed with people being from everywhere around the country (and the world too) mixed with the highest levels of inflated self-worth mixed with high-levels of stupidity = the worst driving on the planet that makes me want to drive my truck right into the next 18-yo blonde dye job texting at a stop sign or the next 185-yo asian woman going 2 in the left lane of the 405 or the next 35-yo river rat white dude with the 25" lift and off-road tires yet his truck is spotlessly clean...

oh... sorry, i just got to work.

I don't even have to use the highway anymore to get to work and I STILL get this pissed!

Braff is Thad Longlove

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> Another Celebutard's car for sale. How refreshing. Let's see what this one has. The obligatory flip up Audio Componentry (check), Video Screens for the back passengers (check), embriodered leather with the previous drivers name (check), ungodly rims (check), deep tinted windows that's not legal in most states (check), and lack of taste (check). I say pass!

UDMan

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @TheCartorialist: I am just glad to not live in L.A. Period.

Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre!

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> ASH78 said it already.
I'm just so happy I don't live in L.A. where I'd be confronted with poor automotive choices on a daily bases.

TheCartorialist

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> Depending whether she decides to burn out or fade away, and how, that vanity plate may wind up being more valuable than the Cayenne.

beercheck

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> /airbag joke.

B

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> @Dr.Danger:
I was thinking it might smell like puppy's breath.

MustaineGT

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> With the ultra rare "scratch and sniff seat" option....

Vintage Racer is out taking pictures

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> Murliee,how did you get the tree air-freshener in that pic.priceless.

SLR_BlowerMania

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> Bleached hair, fake tits, the eyebrows of a middle-aged Iraqi man, absence of hips & ass = not attractive.

The Cayenne is even worse.

bugattatra

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> I just keep thinking the seat has to smell like tang and old-man.

*shudder*

eek

Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre!

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> You know, I actually find her attractive. The other two on the show, not so much.

Al Navarro

]]> <![CDATA[Now YOU Can Roll Playboy Style In Holly Madison's Cayenne!]]> Refrigerator white with those black/silver rims and no drop. That is quite possibly the worst stylistic combination I can think of. How about $2,500?

Ash78

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