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Make Way For a BMW X6 Parade

Carni77 — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 00:16:48 EST

They travel in packs. I remember seeing a convoy of X5's led by a Z3 heading into the Michelin office when the X5 was just coming out.

Carni77

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Number_Six — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 23:12:31 EST

It's approaching
27,600 pounds of gas and flesh
Robes in tatters
It's approaching
Lips and tongue abhorrent
Flickering lexicon
Or a stray dog pack leader...

Number_Six

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jarque — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:00:19 EST

The X6: for the driver who thinks: "I like the FX45 but I'm looking for something more expensive and less practical."

jarque

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Turboner — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:33:46 EST

@Bumblebee: What about the not-so-strangely textured ones? Lol, have you ever looked a the texture of your own? Mine doesn't look to be very comfortable (in fact, sometimes it looks quite angry), but she digs it... And, yeah, hear you on the X6 thing. I can't ever see myself every buying an SUV or CUV, but if I had to choose, it'd be the fabulously ugly Cayennaero.

Turboner

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Schm, lord of Torques! — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:25:38 EST

@UDMAN: I too also notied the pontiac, not for its ugliness, which it is, but becouse of the fact that even if you get a bunch of ugly cars in a line, it still dosen't make them look any better.

Let me give you an analogy. Say, you have a rock. Make it a flame surfaced rock. Now, line 4 flame surfaced rocks rocks in a row. What do you have now? A frekin waste of time and a bunch of frekin rocks on your floor. Hence the point, that there's no point at all and i just wasted 30 seconds of your time.

Schm, lord of Torques!

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UDMan — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:10:02 EST

@cyclopticgaze: It is kinda funy that the Red Grand Am in the rear has the Pontiac version of the BMW Twin Kidney Grill Treatment. And it's just as ugly as the 6's!

UDMan

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cyclopticgaze — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:03:36 EST

Hmmm . . . would anyone notice the Pontiac if it were a cavalcade of 5-series?

cyclopticgaze

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Mad_Science — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:00:21 EST

Yay! Ugly car parade!

Mad_Science

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Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:56:00 EST

Is that an M coupe in front? It makes the X6s even more dull by comparison.

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Mysterious Utility Bento — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:29:48 EST

Its like the Circus coming to town.....with Elephants that look like Ugly Bangled up BMWs

Mysterious Utility Bento

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Bumblebee — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:20:56 EST

I'm a guy, and for the life of me I cannot understand how those very strangely-textured sexual aides that women use can be at all enjoyable for the people who use them. They look painful, and in some cases, awful.

And yet, they exist. As does the X6.

Bumblebee