<![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> That's no iron man. That's sleeping man.

superbmtsub

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> Kirkham Motorsports makes a fine aluminum bodied Cobra. It would not be terribly expensive (in the movie biz) to work up a rolling chassis for crunch time. It is a shame though isn't it.

bornVette

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> i saw a cobra "tool"ing around manhattan on saturday... this is february... (the passenger seat was empty, go figure...). i enquired of the driver if the cold air didn't perhaps make his penis even smaller... but to his credit he responded that it had always been that small.

camp6ell

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> @TheTooth:
Iron Man isn't evil, but he's one hell of a dick sometimes. (Superhuman Registration Act, anybody?)

Spekkio

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> THE whole cobra can be computer generated for all you know, considering the iron suit is done in cad anyways.

jayho

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> Iron Man Crotch shot. Someone call Perez Hilton.

SupermotoThud

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> Earlier in this scene Iron Man was eating a hamburger off the hood of the Shelby.

dolo54

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> @eastaboga: It can't be stretched much. I'm all of a staggering 5'4" and I couldn't physically fit in the back of one.

AustinMiniMan

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> @TheTooth:

According to the song,he kills the people he once saved.

AllenK

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> @Jesse Mrozowski: This sent my running in fear to Google images hoping to avoid a repeat of the Aston DBS barrel roll destruction sequence from the last Bond flick.

Good news, Iron Monger is hurling a Q7 at Tony, not an R8. This would be a good thing, and would not require a t-shirt campaign of any kind. I mean does anyone really need a stretched third-row Toureg? Least of all not a single, kidless, superhero.

@POLAR: "Nihilism, wow, must be exhausting"

eastaboga

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> @eastaboga: Jalops are Achievers.

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> Can I get a "Save the R8's/427 Cobra's" Shirt?

Corvette_Thunder

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> He didn't abide the Iron Monger.

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> Why does he have headlights on the soles of his feet/shoes?

NovaloadMissesPolar

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> I saw a shot that had iron man's nemesis holding the Audi R8 over his head preparing to toss it at iron man so that might survive the movie either.

Jesse Mrozowski

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> @POLAR: Damn POLAR, the Dude Abides!

eastaboga

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> Iron man vs. The Dragons... I smell another Hollywood movie sequel...

RoninianHoon

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> @Mark: Yes, I know. That's what I meant by "a good one".

Mike the Dog

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> Ironman does a good impersonation of LiLo after she smashed her SL65 into a tree!

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> "No Fox chassis were harmed in the filming of this commercial"

SundaySunday

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> @Mark: It is now...
way to go...

Ω ß®ªғғ

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> @crazygutgut: actually "Shelby" isn't anywhere in the post ;)

Mark Arnold

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> did you guys get caroll shelbys permission to write his name in that article? I smell law suit!!

crazygutgut

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> @graverobber: It does look like he just passed out in costume!

disgustepated

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> a couple of loud exhaust notes from the R8 will sufficiently put them back in my good graces. yea... sometimes i am easily bought off.

acarr260

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> Stark is a drinker, so maybe one too many Manhattans and flying armor didn't mix well.

FightingChance

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> That'll straighten right out, after all he is the Iron Man.
I wonder if he has different steam settings?

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> @Mike the Dog: there are aluminum replicas too

Mark Arnold

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> So Iron Man is evil in this movie?

TheTooth

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> That's Robert Downey Jr, so it's probably just him waking up in the neighbor's garage after a night of drug-infused debauchery.

graverobber- My Yugo Nova!

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> If it's a kit, it's a good one. Fiberglass don't bend like that...

Mike the Dog

]]> <![CDATA[Iron Man Crushes Cobra, We Cry]]> Ooooooh, Shelby's gonna sue his ass!

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

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