Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands - Jalopnik Comments

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

Turboner — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 14:49:59 EST

With this, I could finally get my wife to have that threesome ;) Do they make a female version?

Turboner

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

smokeydog001 — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 13:11:41 EST

I'm absolutely shocked that I have not seen even 1 set of truck nuts here in the south. The only explanation I can determine is that, being in the buckle on the bible belt, trailer hitches are reserved for Dixie's universal religion, football. Hence you will see hitches with small livered mascots depicting such statements as "Gaux Tigers," "'Bama Sux" or "Go Big Orange."

smokeydog001

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

RoninianHoon — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 00:50:59 EST

@dollarvines: lol

@ash78: "google-fu" LMAO

RoninianHoon

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

ChuckyShamrok — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:30:28 EST

You want to see stupid hitch covers? Walk into any U-Hual center, We have Propellers, Lighted Propellers, Spinners, Black Widows, John Deer, NASCAR, you name it, you can either buy it from U-Haul, or order it online through U-Haul. We havea thing like that Fish A Strolling Player mentioned.

ChuckyShamrok

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

TrikeKid — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:28:32 EST

I don't know why people think crap like this is cool, it's almost as bad as the diesel guys that still think they make more power by over-fueling their truck to make that sweet black smoke.

TrikeKid

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

Solo_Racer — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:12:20 EST

C'mon, this has to be genius because the guy says he has a patent pending.

Solo_Racer

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

pitchpitch Type-Я — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 18:11:54 EST

@crazygutgut:

Oh, you deviant dragon, you.

pitchpitch Type-Я

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

crazygutgut — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:35:16 EST

two in the trunk
one in the pipe

crazygutgut

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

volksdragon — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:08:31 EST

I could mount that to the front bumper and give the car I'm tailgating the shocker. sweeettt!

volksdragon

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

DoctorNine makes tires squeal in terror — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:51:37 EST

Can it do this?

DoctorNine makes tires squeal in terror

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

rgseidl — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:48:15 EST

Just add mechatronics and turn your truck into a NAMBLA recruitment vehicle!

rgseidl

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

crazygutgut — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:37:38 EST

whats that movie where Will Ferell plays an elf? Not laughing with you, im laughing at you... ;-)

crazygutgut

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

The Name's Ash78, Housewares — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:36:32 EST

@crazygutgut: Hell yeah!

Thank you. The most obvious title ever. For some reason my google-fu was weak with that one.

The Name's Ash78, Housewares

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

crazygutgut — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:35:31 EST

@ash78:
[www.imdb.com]
The hand?

crazygutgut

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

Triborough — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:22:33 EST

The tasteless garbage that spews forth from the minds of rednecks, hicks, et. al is just mind boggling.

Triborough

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

The Name's Ash78, Housewares — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:22:03 EST

@snep: Nope, this one was a really bad early 80s movie, IIRC. Never could figure out the name...

The Name's Ash78, Housewares

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

NICKNICK — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:02:02 EST

@cardesignmike: you can call copyright infringement when you pry 'em out of my cold, dead hands

NICKNICK

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

crazygutgut — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:01:18 EST

besides being in a perpetual "shocker" position
[imagecache2.allposters.com]

how long till we see the "man tickted for obscene gesture on trailer hitch" story...

crazygutgut

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:55:02 EST

Owner to truck with nuts: "Turn your head and cough...
[snap of latex glove going on Hitch Hand] Now we'll check your prostate..."

Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

A strolling player, now with 100% more Studebaker! — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:50:04 EST

I saw a Hitch Fish the other day. Looked like a fish with its mouth around the tow ball. When brakelights came on, the fish's eyes lit up red and its tailfin flapped all over the place.

I didn't know what to think of it.

A strolling player, now with 100% more Studebaker!

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

NovaloadMissesPolar — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:48:24 EST

Too obvious. Why not six fingers? Or an alien hand with four? Or a rotting corpse hand, all that's left from the pathetic creep who tried to hang on to the bumper and was electrocuted by that gizmo that was on here a couple of weeks ago.

NovaloadMissesPolar

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

mikedrawcar — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:28:59 EST

@NICKNICK: copyright infringement! I already made that (check the comments). I call it the Tiddy Touch.

couldn't this be in a more appropriate gesture for the rear end of something? like the shocker?

mikedrawcar

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

Vizzini — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:25:47 EST

The Addams family already has one.

Vizzini

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

JoSCh — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:24:46 EST

@dollarvines: lol. \m/ \m/

JoSCh

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

NICKNICK — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:23:23 EST

replace the tiddy bear with hitch hands, then replace hitch hands with my real hands, and i think we're getting somewhere

NICKNICK

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

snep — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:17:49 EST

@ash78: This one?
[www.imdb.com]

snep

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

badco/LoJ — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:12:54 EST

As an Oklahoma alum, I'd have to shape it into a Longhorns sign and mount it inverted.

badco/LoJ

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

The Name's Ash78, Housewares — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:09:01 EST

Reminds me of that movie where the hand went all over the country killing people.

The Name's Ash78, Housewares

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

dollarvines — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:08:32 EST

Wait, why are all the hands white?

Oh, never mind.

dollarvines

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

UDMan — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:03:03 EST

My IQ just went down after looking at their website.

UDMan

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

om Bronx de Mowgli — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:02:30 EST

why, why , why, why, WHY?!?!?!?!

om Bronx de Mowgli

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

wookie1901 — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:01:03 EST

pretty stupid

wookie1901

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:00:26 EST

For the majority of lifted truck owners, this would be the appropriate hand pose.

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

MaxSmart32 — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:56:22 EST

I feel dumber for having looked at that.

God help me.

MaxSmart32

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

Pete Gaines — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:54:20 EST

You gotta cup the balls.

Pete Gaines

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

Whitless — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:53:12 EST

Wait a minute, I could see this being used to make another hand gesture.

Something offensive...evil..

Like Shadow Puppet Bunny

Whitless

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

Mysterious Utility Bento — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:53:07 EST

Cool, so now I can Adjust my Truck Nuts whenever I want to

Mysterious Utility Bento

Coming Soon To Accessorize Your Truck Nuts: Hitch Hands

Cheebus — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:52:46 EST

I need to see a hitch hand fondling a pair of truck nuts.

Cheebus