<![CDATA[Jeep Super Bowl Commercial First "New Day Celebration" Ad From Chrysler - Jalopnik Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jalopnik.com.png <![CDATA[Jeep Super Bowl Commercial First "New Day Celebration" Ad From Chrysler - Jalopnik Comments]]> http://jalopnik.com Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:02:00 EST Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:02:00 EST http://jalopnik.com/351669/jeep-super-bowl-commercial-first-new-day-celebration-ad-from-chrysler <![CDATA[Jeep Super Bowl Commercial First "New Day Celebration" Ad From Chrysler]]> http://jalopnik.com/351669/jeep-super-bowl-commercial-first-new-day-celebration-ad-from-chrysler#c4014355 The advertising agency needs to be blindfolded and set before a firing squad.

How can you open a commercial with the Jeep engineers wandering aimlessly about, acting stupid and saying "We have no idea where we are going."?

With products like Compass and Commander, it's been quite obvious.

Get Nardelli on the phone.
What? He was trampled by the bulls at the Detroit Auto Show?...shit.

funbag

]]> 12:351669:c4014355 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:02:00 EST <![CDATA[Jeep Super Bowl Commercial First "New Day Celebration" Ad From Chrysler]]> http://jalopnik.com/351669/jeep-super-bowl-commercial-first-new-day-celebration-ad-from-chrysler#c4011742 If Jeep's really listening to us (or me), bring us diesels, bring us a Scrambler, bring back the Cherokee, and for the hell of it, bring back the Grand Wagoneer (I have a thing for wood panelling).

GPS is just another thing to go wrong when that river is deeper than you thought it was.

Maymar

]]> 12:351669:c4011742 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 18:07:06 EST <![CDATA[Jeep Super Bowl Commercial First "New Day Celebration" Ad From Chrysler]]> http://jalopnik.com/351669/jeep-super-bowl-commercial-first-new-day-celebration-ad-from-chrysler#c4011731 What if you want clubs and maces instead of spears? Can you substitute?

clevershark

]]> 12:351669:c4011731 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 18:06:26 EST <![CDATA[Jeep Super Bowl Commercial First "New Day Celebration" Ad From Chrysler]]> http://jalopnik.com/351669/jeep-super-bowl-commercial-first-new-day-celebration-ad-from-chrysler#c4011154 Insurance premiums on PT Cruisers are bound to plummet - in case they weren't ugly enough to begin with, now that they'll be all clad up in chrome bits, you'll never be able to miss it!

And what's the deal with this Dodge Charger package:
SXT interior upgrades (satin silver bezels, spears, etc.)

Spears? Must have been from listening to customer feedback, though they would be more appropriate on an Avenger for committing suicide after realizing what you've just bought.

Eric Lai

]]> 12:351669:c4011154 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:41:37 EST <![CDATA[Jeep Super Bowl Commercial First "New Day Celebration" Ad From Chrysler]]> http://jalopnik.com/351669/jeep-super-bowl-commercial-first-new-day-celebration-ad-from-chrysler#c4010287 "Alright, so we have no idea where we're going."

Have truer words ever been spoken?

Tomsk

]]> 12:351669:c4010287 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:05:56 EST <![CDATA[Jeep Super Bowl Commercial First "New Day Celebration" Ad From Chrysler]]> http://jalopnik.com/351669/jeep-super-bowl-commercial-first-new-day-celebration-ad-from-chrysler#c4007818 @Charles_Barrett:

Dr.Danger's got it all

]]> 12:351669:c4007818 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:44:01 EST <![CDATA[Jeep Super Bowl Commercial First "New Day Celebration" Ad From Chrysler]]> http://jalopnik.com/351669/jeep-super-bowl-commercial-first-new-day-celebration-ad-from-chrysler#c4007248 It's kinda (begins with "g" and rhymes with day)!

POLAЯZSMAЯTAMINO

]]> 12:351669:c4007248 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:25:36 EST <![CDATA[Jeep Super Bowl Commercial First "New Day Celebration" Ad From Chrysler]]> http://jalopnik.com/351669/jeep-super-bowl-commercial-first-new-day-celebration-ad-from-chrysler#c4006946 Wait... where's the part where the grizzly bear enters the frame and tears them all limb-from-limb...?

charles_barrett

]]> 12:351669:c4006946 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:14:12 EST <![CDATA[Jeep Super Bowl Commercial First "New Day Celebration" Ad From Chrysler]]> http://jalopnik.com/351669/jeep-super-bowl-commercial-first-new-day-celebration-ad-from-chrysler#c4006415 I have two words for this spot: Hoon-dai.

Al Navarro

]]> 12:351669:c4006415 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:54:11 EST <![CDATA[Jeep Super Bowl Commercial First "New Day Celebration" Ad From Chrysler]]> http://jalopnik.com/351669/jeep-super-bowl-commercial-first-new-day-celebration-ad-from-chrysler#c4006226 Fail.

Cheebus

]]> 12:351669:c4006226 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:46:37 EST <![CDATA[Jeep Super Bowl Commercial First "New Day Celebration" Ad From Chrysler]]> http://jalopnik.com/351669/jeep-super-bowl-commercial-first-new-day-celebration-ad-from-chrysler#c4006106 My gosh, how banal. Just like the car I suppose.

sos10

]]> 12:351669:c4006106 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:42:46 EST <![CDATA[Jeep Super Bowl Commercial First "New Day Celebration" Ad From Chrysler]]> http://jalopnik.com/351669/jeep-super-bowl-commercial-first-new-day-celebration-ad-from-chrysler#c4005824 shit they still make the Commander... never would have guessed

stevecmh

]]> 12:351669:c4005824 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:33:22 EST <![CDATA[Jeep Super Bowl Commercial First "New Day Celebration" Ad From Chrysler]]> http://jalopnik.com/351669/jeep-super-bowl-commercial-first-new-day-celebration-ad-from-chrysler#c4005699 A better ad would've had the jeep team stumbling around the forest and then saying, "We have no idea where we're going." Then Dr. Z would've executed them.

Cut to shot of Jeep Compass, and slogan:

"Jeep, we have no idea where we're going."

fin

teargas

]]> 12:351669:c4005699 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:29:40 EST <![CDATA[Jeep Super Bowl Commercial First "New Day Celebration" Ad From Chrysler]]> http://jalopnik.com/351669/jeep-super-bowl-commercial-first-new-day-celebration-ad-from-chrysler#c4005076 geez. interns could have done better than this.

acarr260

]]> 12:351669:c4005076 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:05:01 EST <![CDATA[Jeep Super Bowl Commercial First "New Day Celebration" Ad From Chrysler]]> http://jalopnik.com/351669/jeep-super-bowl-commercial-first-new-day-celebration-ad-from-chrysler#c4004800 Wow! Spend $45K on an SUV and Chrysler will throw in the GPS for free. Miracles never cease to happen. How did I live in a world that was not like this.

cgarison

]]> 12:351669:c4004800 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:55:20 EST <![CDATA[Jeep Super Bowl Commercial First "New Day Celebration" Ad From Chrysler]]> http://jalopnik.com/351669/jeep-super-bowl-commercial-first-new-day-celebration-ad-from-chrysler#c4004797 Awful. Heads should roll.

goatrope

]]> 12:351669:c4004797 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:55:15 EST <![CDATA[Jeep Super Bowl Commercial First "New Day Celebration" Ad From Chrysler]]> http://jalopnik.com/351669/jeep-super-bowl-commercial-first-new-day-celebration-ad-from-chrysler#c4004756 Did we learn nothing from Michael Scott? Technology is only trying to kill us all!

WilliamG.

]]> 12:351669:c4004756 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:54:04 EST <![CDATA[Jeep Super Bowl Commercial First "New Day Celebration" Ad From Chrysler]]> http://jalopnik.com/351669/jeep-super-bowl-commercial-first-new-day-celebration-ad-from-chrysler#c4004391 @Andrewpetty: ugh, you think so?

I think a lot of commenters on this site could have written a much funnier commercial AND gotten the point across that they are giving consumers what they want...

FatBraff

]]> 12:351669:c4004391 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:41:35 EST <![CDATA[Jeep Super Bowl Commercial First "New Day Celebration" Ad From Chrysler]]> http://jalopnik.com/351669/jeep-super-bowl-commercial-first-new-day-celebration-ad-from-chrysler#c4004282 @fatbraff: What are talking about? That was hilarious.

Andrewpetty

]]> 12:351669:c4004282 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:37:33 EST <![CDATA[Jeep Super Bowl Commercial First "New Day Celebration" Ad From Chrysler]]> http://jalopnik.com/351669/jeep-super-bowl-commercial-first-new-day-celebration-ad-from-chrysler#c4004180 congrats... way to waste a few million dollars on a terribl ad. They should have just bought the CEO a Mutec Rolls...

FatBraff

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