Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO - Jalopnik Comments

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

Mike the Dog — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:25:18 EST

@SeanKHotay: I'm guessing "bourbon".

Mike the Dog

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

SeanKHotay — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:36:19 EST

OK, I give...What powers this first technological marvel?

SeanKHotay

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

discontinuuity — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 18:09:01 EST

Hey, I live in Colorado. Should I set up and interview with him for Jalopnik?

But really, is this supposed to be funny or is this guy just completely nuts and living in his own little world?

discontinuuity

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

NovaloadMissesPolar — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:33:10 EST

Oh, thank God he's not in Virginia. When I saw "Blue Ridge" my heart sank.

Most of our loonies are not the technologically advanced kind,as a rule.

And as long as you're making up imaginary space vehicles, well just imagine you can fly through space in your body by flapping your arms. That's even greener.

NovaloadMissesPolar

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:00:18 EST

Does this officially inaugurate "February Fools' Day"...?

Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:37:43 EST

@Franzouse: This guy ain't got nothin on me!

Check my Hoopty Ride...

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

SundaySunday — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:30:46 EST

Wait, that's a Colorado flag. Geez, Trey Parker and Matt Stone have some bizzare references in this one, don't they? Good one, guys.

SundaySunday

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

SundaySunday — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:24:57 EST

"My Green Flying Space Car." Bowie sang that one, didn't he?

SundaySunday

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

Mad_Science — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:55:35 EST

You really need to set up a meeting with this guy.

Mad_Science

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

Euromobile — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:48:23 EST

@MagicalTrevor: What...the...fuck?

Also, what...the...fuck?

Euromobile

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

TR3-A — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:45:57 EST

Of course, his video "proof" is all in the form of computer-generated simulations. But he is confidant that the power source will work. All he has to do is actually build one... which he will do as soon as he has enough money.

Yawn. This scam is getting kind of old, don't you think? So old, it is getting harder and harder to come up with original jokes about it. The worst is, it would be so damned cool if it were true.

TR3-A

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

Mike the Dog — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:38:21 EST

I think this fella's been drinking the UFO fuel.

Mike the Dog

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

Pete Gaines — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:35:34 EST

Hey...he's even registered with the FAA!

Granted, "this aircraft's registration status may not be suitable for operation."

[registry.faa.gov]

Pete Gaines

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

Ω ß®ªғғ — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:35:33 EST

The leader is good
the leader is great
surrender your will
as of this date

Ω ß®ªғғ

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

Markstre302 — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:32:24 EST

It sounds like someone missed his Heavens Gate meeting. Which is unfortunate for the rest of us who still have to put up with his, um... I'll just say vapor ware and leave it at that.

Markstre302

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

bluecoupe — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:23:28 EST

@Stoatmaster: Ah, this explains it all! They're on Colfax Ave. in Denver

bluecoupe

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

bluecoupe — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:21:30 EST

"and teach the youth of colorado...." Don't they have laws preventing wingnuts like this getting within 500 feet of a school? If not I'm gonna call my state representative...

bluecoupe

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

Matt Hardigree — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:21:08 EST

@PeteJayhawk: Yes, photo courtesy of the good doctor.

Matt Hardigree

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

franzouse — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:19:23 EST

Didn't know that POLAR was involved with UFO design

franzouse

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

beercheck — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:18:17 EST

"First" my ass. I built mine, made out of underbrush and tree sap and running on goat farts, 6 years, 3 months, 1 week, 4 days and 27 minutes earlier than that hack Haynes. I hate that guy.

beercheck

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

Pete Gaines — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:16:44 EST

@MagicalTrevor: You beat me to the Badonkadonk ripoff mention.

Pete Gaines

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

Pete Gaines — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:16:25 EST

Please tell me that the MS Paint additions were done by the good doctor, and not Jalopnik.

Pete Gaines

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

MagicalTrevor — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:16:07 EST

Is his company based in China? That thing's styling is sooo ripped off of the JL421 Badonkadonk Tank.
[www.amazon.com]

MagicalTrevor

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

Vizzini — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:15:52 EST

I guess he picked the wrong decade to stop sniffing glue.

Vizzini

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

Stoatmaster — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:10:33 EST

This is them.

Strewth.

[www.blueridgeairlines.com]

Stoatmaster

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

lascauxcaveman — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:08:12 EST

I guess he's holding back on the technological details until the patents are all solid.

lascauxcaveman

Dr. Haynes Presents His 100% Green UFO

Stoatmaster — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:07:56 EST

I'll have whatever he's drinking.

On second thoughts, no, I won't.

Stoatmaster