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Chrysler Releases Super Bowl Commercial Images, We're Forced To Construct Hilarious, Deadly Narrative

DoctorNine makes tires squeal in terror — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:09:14 EST

@elhigh: LMAO

DoctorNine makes tires squeal in terror

Chrysler Releases Super Bowl Commercial Images, We're Forced To Construct Hilarious, Deadly Narrative

brandegee — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:37:58 EST

Getting extra mileage out of a multi-million-dollar, 30-sec. Super Bowl spot: Priceless

brandegee

Chrysler Releases Super Bowl Commercial Images, We're Forced To Construct Hilarious, Deadly Narrative

AuricTech — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:58:52 EST

@p161911: Lucky bastids.

AuricTech

Chrysler Releases Super Bowl Commercial Images, We're Forced To Construct Hilarious, Deadly Narrative

Mysterious Utility Bento — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:35:48 EST

Was Chrysler bought by E-surance??

Mysterious Utility Bento

Chrysler Releases Super Bowl Commercial Images, We're Forced To Construct Hilarious, Deadly Narrative

P161911 — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:17:53 EST

Those aren't blindfolds. The designers of the Compass and new Sebring had their eyes gouged out and were left to wander in the UP for making something so hideous.

P161911

Chrysler Releases Super Bowl Commercial Images, We're Forced To Construct Hilarious, Deadly Narrative

WarShrike — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:16:28 EST

Designer 1: "George, George, George of the Jungle, Watch out for that Tree!"

Designer 2: "Would you STFU already!?"

WarShrike

Chrysler Releases Super Bowl Commercial Images, We're Forced To Construct Hilarious, Deadly Narrative

smokeydog001 — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:11:40 EST

The blindfold looks remarkably like an old Monty Python skit.

smokeydog001

Chrysler Releases Super Bowl Commercial Images, We're Forced To Construct Hilarious, Deadly Narrative

lascauxcaveman — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:51:06 EST

That's one mean little kid.

I like him.

lascauxcaveman

Chrysler Releases Super Bowl Commercial Images, We're Forced To Construct Hilarious, Deadly Narrative

funbag — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:31:40 EST

Joe.

funbag

Chrysler Releases Super Bowl Commercial Images, We're Forced To Construct Hilarious, Deadly Narrative

Matt Hardigree — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:20:33 EST

@ShastaMcNasty: Problems you have when you write for a car site.

Matt Hardigree

Chrysler Releases Super Bowl Commercial Images, We're Forced To Construct Hilarious, Deadly Narrative

Elhigh — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:20:20 EST

I was wondering about the "viscous" bit. I mean, some kids are kinda slippery sometimes, but viscous? I dunno...

So, that's the way they do it?
Play their commercials on Superbowl TV?
That ain't workin'
That's the way they do it.
Cars that ain't worth nothin'
And engineers in the trees.

Elhigh

Chrysler Releases Super Bowl Commercial Images, We're Forced To Construct Hilarious, Deadly Narrative

The Name's Ash78, Housewares — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:18:03 EST

@ShastaMcNasty: LMAO, good spot.

Maybe the kid is into LSD.

The Name's Ash78, Housewares

Chrysler Releases Super Bowl Commercial Images, We're Forced To Construct Hilarious, Deadly Narrative

ShastaMcNasty — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:16:45 EST

A viscous child? Like, what, 20W50?

ShastaMcNasty

Chrysler Releases Super Bowl Commercial Images, We're Forced To Construct Hilarious, Deadly Narrative

The Name's Ash78, Housewares — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:15:38 EST

I was half-expecting to see Styx playing "knick-knack, paddy-wack, give the dog a bone" with an animatronic three-headed dog chasing down its rivals.

This is why I no longer work in advertising.

The Name's Ash78, Housewares

Chrysler Releases Super Bowl Commercial Images, We're Forced To Construct Hilarious, Deadly Narrative

-chet — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:15:04 EST

"Turn Left"

Hell, that's a lot like nasscar!

-chet

Chrysler Releases Super Bowl Commercial Images, We're Forced To Construct Hilarious, Deadly Narrative

Markstre302 — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:14:35 EST

Jalopnik make funny.
I make smile.

Need to find coffee.

Markstre302

Chrysler Releases Super Bowl Commercial Images, We're Forced To Construct Hilarious, Deadly Narrative

RalphieDC — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:11:38 EST

is that Wert with the blindfold on? I didn't know he worked for Chrysler. That explains the Liberty Love.

RalphieDC

Chrysler Releases Super Bowl Commercial Images, We're Forced To Construct Hilarious, Deadly Narrative

acarr260 — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:08:49 EST

The first screen shot makes me think they're alluding to their design engineers being lost... or common sense being lost.

acarr260