<![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> Really Euromobile, you didn't have to explain yourself...it's crystal clear what you meant. And I whole-heartedly agree.

Rachbaby

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> @Hyman Decent: Precisely.

Euromobile

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> @Euromobile: Ah, O.K., so you meant the lesser of two evils.

Hyman Decent

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> Last sexy fotos of the deceased:
[stupidcelebrities.net]

SigmundTheSeaMonster

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> @Hyman Decent: No, I'm not for a minute suggesting that a totalitarian government is okay, it's just that Average Joe probably got on okay under one. However, with the way things are nowadays, he's in serious danger of getting killed over some consumer goods. Which would you prefer?

Euromobile

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> they really need stiffer penalties for grand theft auto, or perhaps something stronger than grand theft auto (anything higher than $10k). An automobile is the 2nd biggest investment that you make, it's not right that they get a slap on the wrist.

toyotaboy

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> Boo! Hiss! Death to all carjackers everywhere!

EuropaBambaataa

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> @Euromobile ["if you behaved I shouldn't imagine you'd have had much to fear"]: Do you give a pass to right-wing governments that operate under that same philosophy?

Hyman Decent

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> @PeteJayhawk: Do I hear a "Operation Russian Freedom"?

superbmtsub

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> @beercheck: Typical "Evil Empire" attitude. I'm not for a moment suggesting it was a paradise; there was the threat of the KGB and the gulags, but if you behaved I shouldn't imagine you'd have had much to fear. The people didn't know any different and didn't have anything to compare it to anyway. At least it wasn't a lawless shithole run by gangsters, which now, thanks to mass media, they can compare with the rest of Europe. That must sting a bit.

Euromobile

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> That explains what I heard that old lady in Boca Raton say yesterday...

"Have you seen my new Porsche dahling? It's to DIE for."

Sorry. I'll go back to my cage now.
Bad Monster. No internets 4 u.

OctaneBoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> Unless you can "immobilize" said theif without even stopping to think, youre better off letting em take your ride.

That is, unless you dont have insurance. Then youd have to weigh the value of your life vs your car.

Dont laugh, i know ppl where itd be a definite toss up lol

danio3834

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> @Euromobile: Yeah. It was paradise there before that.

beercheck

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> i've been to russia, and DC and Detroit are a LOT worse...

wheels OF satan!

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> I Think i'll just play with death in russia...

[english.pravda.ru]

wheels OF satan!

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> Brutal. It might be an unpopular opinion, but I can't help feeling that Perestroika was a bad thing. What a hell of a place.

Euromobile

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> @Skydiver: I'm floored by the cover's linked story of superfluous male nipple uses:

[english.pravda.ru]

SeanKHotay

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> It's not the point, but after reading the article, I wonder how BMW, whom she worked for, felt about her riding up in her Cayenne.

I used to work photo shoots for Reebok, and we were never allowed to wear any Nike gear.

SubyDrew

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> Bad mojo to mock the dead. I have been trying to find a fitting name for my Cayenne T but nothing sticks. I think I just found it. Anna it is.

Picarso

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> So all of those strippers ARE executives and doctors in "my old country".

boognish

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> @Skydiver: I'm glad they've got their priorities set. Theorizing about Western economic conspiracies (and men's third nipples) is far too taxing even for the most stringent Russian tabloid hack. And everybody loves cats!

bzr

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> @UNDERSTAR:
Clik the link to the article. There is a small pic of her there.

CEman

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> @bzr: The kitten is at Pravda custody being trained for their next "Sleeping Kitteh" photospread: [english.pravda.ru]

Skydiver

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]>

Annie, you shoulda got yer gun, and BLEW THE M@THER FLICKER AWAY!

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> I know the base model Cayenne is weakly powered given its heft, but even it has enough horses to pull a skinny Russian chick.

cyclopticgaze

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> Yeah, but what happened to the kitten? I suspect that mysterious bastard might have something to do behind all of this.

bzr

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> Unfortunate reflex, to grab at a door handle--when you know you can't stop the car by doing that or hang on that way. Seems odd that the ground killed her -- how fast could it have been going in a few feet?--unless she actually fell under the wheel.

NovaloadMissesPolar

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> Can we get any links of pics for this girl. Cant find anything!

UNDERSTAR

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> In other news, the US is plunging into poverty - the stock photo is awesome: [english.pravda.ru]

no_slushbox

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> Supermodels shouldn't take ANY blow.

The Name's Ash78, Housewares

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> Ah, the kitten district. I told her to stay out of the kitten district.

Skydiver

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> @PeteJayhawk: Yeah, you got a point there, chief. Still, sweet christ, Russian chicks are hot!

LuciferV8

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> The doctors probably could have saved her if only they were not so distracted by the challenge of coming up with a proper Russian Reversal joke for the situation.

no_slushbox

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> @LuciferV8: Also, she's dead due to the fact that Russia is a lawless hellhole. But sure, by all means, move there for the (dead) Bond girl.

Pete Gaines

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> Model, Extreme Driver, Jiu-Jitsu expert?!, Bodyguard?!!, Bodyguard service owner?!!!

Oh my God, this chick was a real life bond girl.

This is why I need to move to Russia.

LuciferV8

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> Umm, kids, it's a car. Let it go. Ain't worth dying over.

Nope, no car.

FЯeeMan is slowly cЯawling out of the new commenting system

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> Hmmm (frown)...

Mongo no like death.
Mongo sad.

DustyButt

]]> <![CDATA[Russian Model Killed Protecting Her Porsche Cayenne]]> IN RUSSIA....oh, right. Sorry.

bmoredlj

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