<![CDATA[Cistrak Turns Your Car Into a TXTING BFF - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Cistrak Turns Your Car Into a TXTING BFF - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Cistrak Turns Your Car Into a TXTING BFF]]> @Dr.Danger: @velocecrat: Add a full G-meter, while you're at it, among other things. Why? I respect hoons much more than I respect common thieves.

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]]> <![CDATA[Cistrak Turns Your Car Into a TXTING BFF]]> @Dr.Danger: and yaw angle.

velocecrat

]]> <![CDATA[Cistrak Turns Your Car Into a TXTING BFF]]> It is actually a cat that hangs out in the dash that is TXTING U...

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star

]]> <![CDATA[Cistrak Turns Your Car Into a TXTING BFF]]> "Safety Zone", "Safety Mode", whatever.

...what about a safety word? You need a way for your car to let you know your current antics are too much.

"El Camino" might work...of course, some of us scream that when we're having fun anyway.

Mad_Science

]]> <![CDATA[Cistrak Turns Your Car Into a TXTING BFF]]> OMG! WTF! WELCUMZ 2 THA MACHIN!

OctaneBoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Cistrak Turns Your Car Into a TXTING BFF]]> Im in ur car strippin ur parts lulz!

Mysterious Utility Bento

]]> <![CDATA[Cistrak Turns Your Car Into a TXTING BFF]]> car thief 1: "I gotta get my ears checked. I keep hearing dial tones everytime we jack a new ride."

car thief 2: "Huh."

lascauxcaveman

]]> <![CDATA[Cistrak Turns Your Car Into a TXTING BFF]]> Why not just hardwire in a cellphone that handles GPS and pay for the service on your plan as a secondary line? Just hide the bugger somewhere else inside the car.

WarShrike

]]> <![CDATA[Cistrak Turns Your Car Into a TXTING BFF]]> This is beeper quality tech. We are in the ultra GPS tracking with uber nav screens era now. I want a live overhead satellite feed showing the direct and precise updated position of the vehicle in question.

JUS WANT FACS, MAM

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star

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