Dukes Of Hazzard Replica Stolen, Cooter Not Ruled Out As Suspect - Jalopnik Comments

Dukes Of Hazzard Replica Stolen, Cooter Not Ruled Out As Suspect

econobiker — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:32:31 EST

Probably would have blended in at the annual Duke's Fest here in Nashville, TN until they opened their mouth and said "Howse youse doin'?"

As for "flipping" cars I have watched that hot rod show where they buy, recreate, and sell muscle cars/classic drag cars in a mega quick time like weeks. At least we know where all the 6 banger cars are going...

econobiker

Dukes Of Hazzard Replica Stolen, Cooter Not Ruled Out As Suspect

drunkcanuck — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:20:25 EST

It's probably just some "Good ol' boys".. never meaning no harm, probably just out "straightin' the curves, flattenin the hills, someday the mountain might get 'em but the law never will"...

YEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWW.

drunkcanuck

Dukes Of Hazzard Replica Stolen, Cooter Not Ruled Out As Suspect

OctaneBoaster — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:20:30 EST

I saw a Charger in Dukes livery a couple weeks ago pulling out of the Mickey D's drive-thru. It was a 2007. I wish I had that kind of "stupid money".

OctaneBoaster

Dukes Of Hazzard Replica Stolen, Cooter Not Ruled Out As Suspect

Number_Six — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:36:06 EST

Cooter is the best name ever.

Number_Six

Dukes Of Hazzard Replica Stolen, Cooter Not Ruled Out As Suspect

NovaloadMissesPolar — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:39:31 EST

Actually, they realized the gasoline expenses were too crippling to make this a good idea.

NovaloadMissesPolar

Dukes Of Hazzard Replica Stolen, Cooter Not Ruled Out As Suspect

JoSCh — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:18:10 EST

@Dr. Danger; give em a break, they're makin' their waaaaay, the only way they know how. It's not entirely their fault that that's jus' a little bit more than the law will allow.

JoSCh

Dukes Of Hazzard Replica Stolen, Cooter Not Ruled Out As Suspect

Tomsk the red-nosed reindeer — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:08:18 EST

Maybe they belong to "Save the Chargers," the group that has seen enough of the stuff found in the photo above?

Tomsk the red-nosed reindeer

Dukes Of Hazzard Replica Stolen, Cooter Not Ruled Out As Suspect

NICKNICK — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:05:57 EST

also, as a rule, never rule out cooter

NICKNICK

Dukes Of Hazzard Replica Stolen, Cooter Not Ruled Out As Suspect

NICKNICK — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:05:45 EST

someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will

NICKNICK

Dukes Of Hazzard Replica Stolen, Cooter Not Ruled Out As Suspect

Bad Juju — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:00:02 EST

Gah, don't worry, any yokel with a Charger & some orange paint is hard at work making more of them. Guy down the street from me seems to be playing 'Flip That Charger' :
Craigslist [sfbay.craigslist.org] + quick paint job = Profit! [cgi.ebay.com]

Except nobody really seems to be buying.. Hmm.

Bad Juju

Dukes Of Hazzard Replica Stolen, Cooter Not Ruled Out As Suspect

Ω ß®ªғғ — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 13:57:38 EST

They should have taken it north towards Canada and then jumped the border...

Ω ß®ªғғ

Dukes Of Hazzard Replica Stolen, Cooter Not Ruled Out As Suspect

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 13:53:39 EST

The first thing they should have thought of is, how the fuck do you get a Bright Orange Charger with 01 and a Rebel Flag on it out of Long Island?

Brooklyn? Queens?

I think not.

Way to fail dudes.

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star

Dukes Of Hazzard Replica Stolen, Cooter Not Ruled Out As Suspect

SeanKHotay — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 13:53:08 EST

Bet that old 440 was opened up onto 495...

SeanKHotay