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econobiker — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:37:26 EST

"Don't worry, honey, I will get you that SL600 I promised you if you sit here with me for a photo op on this piece of sh*t my company makes."

econobiker

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Dr.Danger is in Denial — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:40:55 EST

"Your gun is in my hip"

Dr.Danger is in Denial

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Stoatmaster — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 08:43:43 EST

"Gottle o' geer"

Stoatmaster

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Number_Six — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:32:16 EST

Through clenched teeth: "how much longer did you say this gig was going to last?"

Number_Six

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NovaloadMissesPolar — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:38:42 EST

Oh, it's a Cheap Wagoner.

Two Injured When Swollen Ego Ejects Them from Cargo Area.

NovaloadMissesPolar

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NovaloadMissesPolar — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:33:03 EST

"Honey, the seat's not really that comfortable. And where's the steering wheel?"

NovaloadMissesPolar

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Sharpie — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:51:55 EST

In this, their last photographed carefree moment, the Wagoners were completely unaware that the buffet-bound stampede of hungry market analysts was about to bear down on them.

Sharpie

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mikedrawcar is back! (limited time only) — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:03:19 EST

@Dr.Danger: yes, let's do that photo!

mikedrawcar is back! (limited time only)

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NovaloadMissesPolar — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:55:58 EST

Vehicle: Do these jerks make my ass look fat?
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Vehicle: Great, I don't have truck nuts but I have two ass*****.
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Woman: Honey, the Vallum's starting to wear off. I can't feel my face muscles anymore.
Man: That's ok, I filled the water bottle with Vodka.

NovaloadMissesPolar

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JHJVJR — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:41:16 EST

@LTDScott: Got it on the second read. Sorry.

JHJVJR

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Dr.Danger is in Denial — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:20:26 EST

Screw that pic, i want to know what is going on here:
"So how do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?"

Dr.Danger is in Denial

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Bucket UncleBo Head — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:58:12 EST

"Oh Rick, this reminds me of our first date. You in a tux and me sitting on your hand while my father took a picture of us."

Bucket UncleBo Head

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LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:29:04 EST

@JHJVJR: It's also not a Chevy... but it's a joke, dammit.

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot

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htrodblder — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:27:28 EST

That idiot from China ran over my foot....

htrodblder

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dearyou — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:26:19 EST

Rick Wagoner takes time away from his busy schedule for a photo opp with Conan O'Brien

dearyou

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Sharpie — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:24:49 EST

".....psssst! hey Kathy....not to alarm you, but any moment now, my two slightly-heavy-but-sexually-adventurous college friends Elaine and Barbara are due to arrive, and they claim they're going to show us a REAL tailgate party......what do you think they mean?"

Sharpie

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beercheck — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:20:17 EST

"Honey, I think they're onto us. I don't know how, but they musta found Wagoner's body already. Just act natural, and on the count of three, run like hell for the exit. Ready? 1....2...."

beercheck

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Andrewpetty — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:18:02 EST

Rick demonstrates how GMC can bring smiles even to a loveless, sexless, unrepairably broken marriage.

Andrewpetty

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Sharpie — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:15:24 EST

"Rick......if you'll kindly remove your thumb from my you-know where, my smile will be much more convincing."

Sharpie

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Andrewpetty — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:03:55 EST

@LTDScott: nice one

Andrewpetty

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akirachan — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:52:56 EST

"Hon, I'm not letting you pee in this pet bottle in front of all these nice people today!"

akirachan

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BigEnusBurdett — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:41:07 EST

"Do these brake lights make my ass look fat?"

BigEnusBurdett

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RalphieDC — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:38:27 EST

"The worst part about this job is that we have to drive a damn Caddy now."

RalphieDC

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cyborgdog — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:33:37 EST

"I know we're a bit late to this Crossover party. Let's smile really hard, maybe they'll let us in."

cyborgdog

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htrodblder — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:32:12 EST

Can we go to the Ford booth? That Toby Keith is hot..

htrodblder

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Dr.Danger is in Denial — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:28:44 EST

@LTDScott: Good one.

Dr.Danger is in Denial

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POLAЯBEEЯ — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:25:34 EST

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Mrs: Okay, already! How long is it going to take for your glorious OnStar roadside people to show up this time?

Mr: But Honey, this isn't our car, we're at the auto show, ...remember?

Mrs: Sorry, I'm just so used to being stuck at the side of the road in one of these heaps!

Mr: Yes, Dear! I know Dear!

POLAЯBEEЯ

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htrodblder — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:24:17 EST

You know dear, we still have time to catch the "Windsor Ballet"

(Anybody whos ever been to Detroit knows where thats at)

htrodblder

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htrodblder — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:18:54 EST

Yes dear, I promise Tiger Woods is waiting in our room upstairs...

htrodblder

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Duffman — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:17:19 EST

Just smile sweety, someone just kicked me in the truck nutz and I gotta sit for a minute.

Duffman

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htrodblder — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:17:10 EST

fast forward 20 years Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes...

htrodblder

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damnElantra — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:16:36 EST

stop smiling rick. the photographer is only 17

damnElantra

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SeanKHotay — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:16:10 EST

"Damn my walleye...Where's the frikin' camera?"

SeanKHotay

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yellofury * * * * * — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:14:43 EST

Why is he smiling?

See Rick has been taking Enzyte and now the Mrs is keeping a happy garage at home

see your doctor to see if Enzyte and a ZR1 is right for you

*may cause uncontrollable hoonage

yellofury * * * * *

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SeanKHotay — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:13:33 EST

"Wait...Are we in a Volvo or a GM brand...Damn, I shoulda checked. While I'm at it, I shoulda just bought Jeep when the Germans offered it so the caption could read "Wagoners in a Wagoneer"."

SeanKHotay

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htrodblder — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:13:25 EST

God Rick, did you just fart?

htrodblder

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htrodblder — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:08:40 EST

In this photo taken moments before the shooting, Mrs Wagoner can be seen walking toward the back of said vehicle.

htrodblder

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htrodblder — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:06:51 EST

Fred Garman Male prostitute

htrodblder

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JHJVJR — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:06:02 EST

@LTDScott: I don't know if I'd call a Lambda "outdated".

JHJVJR

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htrodblder — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:05:23 EST

That eharmony site is a load of crap, look at this loser they hooked me up with...

htrodblder

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damnElantra — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:03:32 EST

move your hand!

damnElantra

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mikedrawcar is back! (limited time only) — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:00:26 EST

R: So, wanna go back to my place after this?
Wife: I'm you're wife, Rick!
R: uh, I mean, I know!

As you can see by these two unfortunate patients, holding a smile too long can permanently damage your cheek muscles. Thankfully, they found an adequate donor soon after and were spared a life of frowning.

mikedrawcar is back! (limited time only)

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htrodblder — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:58:07 EST

You promised me I'd get to meet Tiger Woods...

htrodblder

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htrodblder — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:55:21 EST

God Rick, I'm so tired of coming to these things, wheres the bar?

htrodblder

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SMG3er — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:53:08 EST

Dapper in a notch lapel dinner jacket? Hardly... dapper would be in a peak or shawl lapel DJ.

SMG3er

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htrodblder — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:52:57 EST

Mr. Wagoner, I work in the legal department, you can take your f@#king hand off my ass now...

htrodblder

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Ash78 — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:52:45 EST

Rick Wagoner faces unscripted questions about his possible demotion to Rick Cooper, Rick Fletcher, after failing to demonstrate success in vehicle construction.

Ash78

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TurdFerguson4 — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:52:34 EST

"Cheese! Ok, can we go look at the Audi already?"

TurdFerguson4

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htrodblder — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:51:57 EST

Mr. Wagoner, I work in accounting, you can take your hand off my ass now...

htrodblder

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Parramore64 — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:51:52 EST

"Just think hon, soon we can do this in a G8 wagon."
"What's a G8?"

Parramore64

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htrodblder — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:50:45 EST

Gosh Rick, the chairs at the Toyota booth were so much more comfortable...

htrodblder

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SwatLax — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:48:22 EST

Dan Neil and his wife should test out these new Lambdas. The interior of the old Expedition has nothing on this thing.

SwatLax

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TheMadAdder — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:47:42 EST

"The Fonz and Pinky Tuscidaro shop for a vehicle big enough to do "The Mallachi Crunch" in.

TheMadAdder

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DrivingPosition — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:46:42 EST

@LTDScott: FTW

DrivingPosition

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Ash78 — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:45:29 EST

@LTDScott: Comedy gold!

Ash78

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SwatLax — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:44:34 EST

You know, we have a son named Trip, but our nickname for him is 'Fleetwood.' Wanna guess why?

SwatLax

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mytdawg — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:44:11 EST

She said it's too small in here for Wang but I told her the Chairman is a fairly small person.

mytdawg

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Chillking2008 — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:44:02 EST

*People*....My bad....

Chillking2008

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jaydez — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:43:52 EST

"Hey honey, as soon as they stop taking our picture we should fold these seats down and go at it like rabbits!"

jaydez

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Garebear — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:42:11 EST

RW thinking to himself: "Oh Christ, here comes Sandy! Please don't let her see me. Please Jesus, don't let her see me. My wife's gonna kill me. Please don't let her see me..."

Garebear

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JackGoodwin — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:42:05 EST

"The name's Bond. James Bond."

JackGoodwin

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Jonny Lieberman — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:41:24 EST

"Sir, your leg is blocking the truck nutz."

Jonny Lieberman

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Chillking2008 — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:41:00 EST

"I hope none of the perople that work for me, will see this on Jalopnik. Because if they make fun of me, or make up a caption, they are soo fired!"

Chillking2008

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cgarison — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:40:37 EST

Is he sitting in the back of an Acadia or a Mazda CX-9? Damn they look alike.

cgarison

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LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:40:36 EST

GM displays yet another outdated, poorly performing model with a bowtie on it.

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot

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Ash78 — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:40:11 EST

"People haven't been this surprised by a black tie since Tiger Woods won the PGA championship!"

crickets

Ash78

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JCWhitless — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:39:16 EST

"I'm really glad the 2" ball on this truck was warmed up before I sat down"

JCWhitless

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Markstre302 — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:37:49 EST

"I know you dislike this dear, but keep smiling. The commoners do this at sporting events so we want to look like we fit in."

"But Ricky, there isn't an on call waiter to take care of us."

"I know honey, but how the hell else are we going to sell more cars than Toyota again?"

Markstre302

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Braff S. Preston, Esq. — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:36:31 EST

"Honey, I am telling you the doctor said it is the size of a frickin' grapefruit!"

"Just smile for the damn photo please... we can talk about this later"

Braff S. Preston, Esq.