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B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

bigusfickes — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:15:40 EST

I dropped my contact foo!!

bigusfickes

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

SeanKHotay — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 10:46:57 EST

@Maymar: Good eyes! By Dog, I think he's got it!

F250 only tho...I don't think they offered a F350 back then...

SeanKHotay

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SeanKHotay — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 10:43:03 EST

I'm gonna kill that Murdoch when I see'im. That fo' done crazy glued the Zorg Replay button.

Shot my tire out again!

SeanKHotay

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jdelamater — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:39:27 EST

"I told you to drink milk and don't talk back to your moms. Now you gonna see what happens when you incur the wrath of Mista T."

jdelamater

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:32:00 EST

In the spirit of yesterday's COTD, I give you this little ditty, as spoke by Mr. T:

It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss
Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and
Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "hey
Sweetheart, how'd you like to Krunch on my big hunk for a Million
Dollar Bar?"

Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll,
and it was like Pure Almond Joy! I couldn't help but grab her
delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that this little
Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold the Snicker
and Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat
and she started to scream "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!"

Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of
the old Milky Way. She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said,
"Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff."

I said "Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver.
Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey?"
(What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!) She screamed, "Oh Crackerjack,
you're better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong
up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup.

Well, I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty, when all the sudden...my
Starburst! Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow
Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough,
nine months later, out popped...........Baby Ruth!

Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

Steve_S — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:09:19 EST

I said Gimme Dem nuts, fool!

Steve_S

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Hoser Dave — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:09:10 EST

Happy Halloween Sucka!

Hoser Dave

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

Feds — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:00:09 EST

"Mr. T wishes he had invested better"

Feds

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rgseidl — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:32:52 EST

Only in America would a snack company and its customers be ignorant enough to use a Somalia-style technical as a cheap advertising stunt. And it's not even a Toyota.

rgseidl

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skulldriveshaft — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:05:33 EST

THEY RAMMED MY TRUCK AND SNAPPED THE TIE RODS!!!

THEY WILL PAY!!!

I PITY THE FOOLS THAT FUCKED UP MR.T's RIDE!!!

[www.youtube.com]

skulldriveshaft

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

johnfritz — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:56:56 EST

A 'salty and nutty' combo would be perhaps a Payday sir, not a Snickers. No?

johnfritz

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BigJames80 — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:43:58 EST

Sound the feasting horn, Fool!

BigJames80

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Fitty7lax — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:42:23 EST

@Novaload: barely.

Fitty7lax

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

Number_Six — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:17:10 EST

You better believe my truck and a Snickers bar look like shit but they're both damn tasty!

Number_Six

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NovaloadMissesPolar — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:30:14 EST

"Mars Attacks!"

"Mr. T was unclear on the concept of competing with the George Forman Grill. His grill was attached to a truck."

NovaloadMissesPolar

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JackIrish — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:20:33 EST

"FOO' I'VE HIT ROCK BOTTOM. MR. T CAN'T AFFORD THE VAN SO I BOUGHTZ ME A TRUCK. MR T. CAN'T AFFORD TELEVISION SO I GOTZ ME A SNICKERZ. IT HELPS HUNGA FOO!"

JackIrish

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mytdawg — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:18:35 EST

Besieged by doubt and hunger, Snickers sponsors Mr. T in one last desperate attempt by Lord Humongous to take the refinery for the benefit of the outland marauders.

Not going anywhere for a while?

mytdawg

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Eric Merrill — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:10:12 EST

All I can hear in my head is "I PITY MYSELF, FOO!"

Eric Merrill

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Daga — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:47:07 EST

@LTDScott: "I pity the Ford" - Well done!

Daga

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Hotrodelectric — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:38:14 EST

dammit, 'goobers' was supposed to be struck out.

Hotrodelectric

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Hotrodelectric — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:37:31 EST

Yeah, a Snickers. It's packed with goobers peanuts.

Hotrodelectric

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brandonvalentine — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:30:59 EST

I pity Lord Humongous.

brandonvalentine

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POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:28:37 EST

GRRR..ALL THESE WHITE FOOS THINK THESE ARE SNICKERS...
HEH, HEH, HEH... I BEEN FOLLOWIN MY DAWG KILLA 'ROUND FO MONTHS COLLECTIN' FO DIS DAY!

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:19:12 EST

HEY FOO! DID I HEAR YOU RIGHT? YOU BETTER HOPE YOU SAID,
"LOOK AT THE BIG SNICKER IN THE BACK O THAT TRUCK!"

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

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RoninianHoon — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:17:56 EST

FEMA's new anti hunger enforcer

RoninianHoon

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

RoninianHoon — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:17:25 EST

Sellin snickers Jihad style

RoninianHoon

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

RoninianHoon — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:13:38 EST

The snickers are frozen fool, you better run fast...

RoninianHoon

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

zandriff — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 19:53:45 EST

Can I has snickas, fool?

zandriff

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sveng — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 19:43:57 EST

Mad Max 4 - Beyond Hungerdome

sveng

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Schm, lord of Torques! — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 19:38:57 EST

Hungry? Just not satisfied with your food? Hire this large D-List Celebrity to both cure your hunger, call you a fool, and cut down mercilessly all who oppose you!

For only 10 easy payments of $163.75! Call Now!

Schm, lord of Torques!

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

Stitchopoulis — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 19:05:21 EST

Clearly, in this episode the villain is a diabetic who hires only diabetic henchmen, and that is a gatling candy cannon used to propel deadly sweets into the mouths of those who would harm the innocent.

Stitchopoulis

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

Maymar is convinced M.C. Escher engineered his car — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 19:00:29 EST

Using only the contents of a minimart and the clerk's busted old truck, the A-Team once again saved the poor, and got Faceman laid by the attractive daughters of the poor.

Getting a little anal-retentive though, that's probably a 250 or 350 - those aren't 6-bolt hubs.

Maymar is convinced M.C. Escher engineered his car

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

smokeydog001 — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:57:43 EST

Better grab yo Squirrel Nut Zipper and yo GooGoo Sugar Daddy 'cause Brown Puddings on 5th. Avenue and it's Payday for Oh Henry and the Three Musketeers!

smokeydog001

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SeanKHotay — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:57:22 EST

"We is flying, ain't we, Hannibal? I can always tell 'cause Murdock starts smirkin'. Well this time that crazy fo's snickers ain't sneakin' up on me!"

SeanKHotay

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

graverobber- My Yugo Nova! — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:41:14 EST

While being off-theme, and seemingly of haphazard construction, the Snickers float did bring a welcome sense of homo-eroticism to this year's Rose Parade.

graverobber- My Yugo Nova!

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

squablow — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:33:44 EST

I have an original Mr T "party pak for 8" with a tablecloth, napkins, little plates and cups. Made in 1983, a prized posession.

I don't have a caption for the photo, I just wanted you all to know that. Foo.

squablow

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

JPDyno — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:30:04 EST

for those skeptical about Mr.T in a snickers commercial: [www.youtube.com]

JPDyno

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Buji — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:26:09 EST

according to his bio on IMDB, Mr. T no longer wears gold chains.

Buji

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kuyote — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:06:15 EST

That's a Night-Elf Mohawk, on 4 wheels of Fury.

kuyote

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Garebear — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:58:12 EST

For less than a dollar a day, you too can help make a difference in a D-list celebrity's life.

Garebear

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

Fitty7lax — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:58:09 EST

Damn I hate it when the driver jumps out of the Warthog without telling me.

Fitty7lax

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

SpeedWagon - Now in Classic view! — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:47:08 EST

"I pity the LeMons drivers!"

SpeedWagon - Now in Classic view!

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

kmwillia — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:45:18 EST

Snap into a Slim Jim! Don't be fooled, Foo'! Snap into a Snickers and enjoy the tastesplosion!

kmwillia

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

AustinMiniMan — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:32:08 EST

@PatFromGundo:
Winner. Simply because I keep saying it over and over in my head.

GMC VAN, FORD TRUCK, THE ONLY THING I'M LOYAL TO IS SNICKAS FOOL!

AustinMiniMan

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jnostalgics — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:30:50 EST

I love it when peanut and nougat come together.

Foo.

jnostalgics

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

drewheyman — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:22:21 EST

ok, this is all starting to make sense...the reason the A-Team shot all those bullets and no-one ever died is because they weren't shooting bullets, they were shooting candy bars. The reason the battles ended is because the enemy's hunger was satisfied, and they were no longer grumpy.

Oh, and a caption: Snicker's & T have fallen on hard times due to Mr. Goodbar imprisioning them for crimes they didn't commit. If you have a hunger, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Snickers team.

drewheyman

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DoctorNine makes tires squeal in terror — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:19:13 EST

BEERCHECK wins.

DoctorNine makes tires squeal in terror

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

goatrope — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:15:27 EST

"My ancestors were slaves, and that's why I wear chains today!! A chain of Snickers to remind me...oh never mind!! I'm still gettin' paid for this, right?"

goatrope

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

Ω ß®ªғғ — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:14:00 EST

Ten years ago... In 1972, a crack candy-commando unit was sent to prison by a military-candy court for a candy-crime they didn't commit. These candy-men promptly escaped from a maximum security candy-stockade to the Los Angeles candy-underground. Today, still wanted by the candy-government, they survive as candy-soldiers of fortune. If you have a candy-hunger problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The Candy A-Team.

Ω ß®ªғғ

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

Mysterious Utility Bento — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:10:15 EST

Hey Kids, Stay in Drugs, Drink your School and Don't do Milk and you'll get work just like Mr.T!

Mysterious Utility Bento

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

Rust-MyEnemy is stll out there! — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:06:53 EST

For Sale:

F150 with custom paint.

One careful owner.

Crammed with a thousand peanuts, caramel and rich chocolate.

$3000 firm. Hagglers and fools will be shot.

Rust-MyEnemy is stll out there!

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

Gradall — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:02:18 EST

Que the American Gladiator music... Fol!

Gradall

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

Jon — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:00:35 EST

Seriously, though, I'm thinking this is a behind-the-scenes shot from the remake of Death Race 2000. Mr. T in an armored Ford pickup, shooting things at the pedestrians? That'd work. The Snicker's logo is akin to NASCAR sponsorship, except for the Death Race.

I'm tellin' ya...that's what it is.

I think.

Jon

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

asenna — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:00:32 EST

MR.T and His Ghetto Blaster!

asenna

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beercheck — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:59:22 EST

While Face and Hannibal were away breaking Howlin' Mad and other assorted nuts out of the local psych ward, BA busied himself loading creamy nougat into the weapon's breach.

beercheck

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Penguin — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:59:13 EST

Watch out, fool! Get your hands off my nuts and nougat!

Penguin

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

Jon — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:58:20 EST

Quit yer jibber jabber!

Jon

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

PatFromGundo — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:57:48 EST

I LIVE ALONE! I TRAIN ALONE! I EAT SNICKERS ON THE BACK OF THIS BUSTED-ASS TRUCK ALONE!

PatFromGundo

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

Mojonaut — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:57:19 EST

Mr. T has done a snickers ad over here...

[www.youtube.com]

Mojonaut

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frank_rizzo — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:55:44 EST

Mr T.'s WoW commercial:

[youtube.com]

frank_rizzo

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Mad_Science — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:55:15 EST

I pity the fool that disconnected my vacuum lines.

Mad_Science

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

frank_rizzo — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:54:32 EST

Mr.T needs to extinguish his hunger pains from an all nigher of WOW.

frank_rizzo

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

philibuster — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:54:30 EST

"I think I ate my snickers too fast"

philibuster

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disgustepated — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:52:47 EST

Can't afford the tank anymore? [www.youtube.com]

disgustepated

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

itswemy — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:52:34 EST

"Sometimes you feel like a nut"...no wait Fool, thats
the wrong one...umm...Ford tough...nope...thats not it...Snickers when you're having more than one...I give up...

itswemy

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

TheMadAdder — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:51:16 EST

@BSAKat: totally fake, stuntman in a suit fo sho.

TheMadAdder

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:50:22 EST

Mr. T sure looks like a mannequin.

I pity the Ford.

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

TinaChow — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:50:01 EST

Snickers. It comes from Mars.

TinaChow

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

TampaRon — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:47:59 EST

Is this the new Hummer to be shown at NAIAS?

TampaRon

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

UnklStinky — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:47:40 EST

I go' buss chuwup, Balboa -- you and your snacktime hunger, that is!

UnklStinky

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

Recury — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:47:30 EST

Mr. T can change the tire just fine with this air wrench.

Recury

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poxpopulus — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:45:41 EST

"Most nuts ever". (an old slogan of theirs)

poxpopulus

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

TurboBrick — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:45:16 EST

Mr. T doing the final minute checks for his LeMons ride.

TurboBrick

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The Name's Ash78, Housewares — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:44:06 EST

President Camacho?

The Name's Ash78, Housewares

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

Andrewpetty — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:44:05 EST

@Matt_Hardigree: Yes, it does look as if Mr.T has finally taken a moment to pity himself and what has become of his life.

Andrewpetty

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burglar — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:43:55 EST

Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers. Foo.

burglar

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

BSAKat — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:42:29 EST

Faaaaaake. Look at his hands. That's a white dude in a brown muscle suit. Or, and more probably, it's a mannequin.

BSAKat

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:40:24 EST

Shooting pitied fools with snickers out of an air gatlin gun?

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

CafeRacer1200 — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:39:12 EST

I pity the fool that Snickers at me!

CafeRacer1200

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

bananaDoc — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:39:01 EST

I pity the Dragon that cums near my truck!

bananaDoc

B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!

Matt Hardigree — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:37:09 EST

At this point, I only have myself to pity.

Matt Hardigree