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The Devil Made Him Do It: Honda 5-Series?

superbmtsub — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:24:35 EST

@Seth L: Looks like a bad day for themadadder.

superbmtsub

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FЯeeMan is slowly cЯawling out of the new commenting system — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:18:50 EST

Somebody owes my employer a new keyboard and monitor. I just threw up on mine.

FЯeeMan is slowly cЯawling out of the new commenting system

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DoctorNine makes tires squeal in terror — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:32:18 EST

@RoninianHoon: We've had this conversation..

DoctorNine makes tires squeal in terror

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tolldog — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:06:20 EST

New vote for PCH... returning this car to stock!

tolldog

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TorkLugnutz — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:58:09 EST

Justified?
[gizmodo.com]

TorkLugnutz

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RoninianHoon — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:39:04 EST

They went this far why not a 3rd boob?

RoninianHoon

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kadingle — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:24:05 EST

i was thinking the worst part about that celica is the Pyle subwoofers in the back. In case nobody knows, pyle is the manufacturer of the "3500Watt" subwoofer...selling for the low low price of like $65.00.
If they had spent half the money on performance as they did making this car look like something the fast n furious shat (past tense of shit) out, theyd have a decent car. actually its still a last gen celica, so probably not.

kadingle

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BartMack — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:23:51 EST

WTF-?

BartMack

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NovaloadMissesPolar — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:23:39 EST

You're a bad car, a very bad car! I'm going to wish you into the cornfield right now!

NovaloadMissesPolar

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BN. — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 19:46:34 EST

The best thing about that Celica is that you can see a "Fast&Furious" sticker on a window.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd!

BN.

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BN. — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 19:38:26 EST

And... you're welcome everyone.

Sorry.

BN.

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SeanKHotay — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 19:21:02 EST

Unoriginal...Bangle already gets an under-the-table residual for every new Accord sold...

SeanKHotay

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MZЯ — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 19:12:29 EST

@BN.:
I feel sick

MZЯ

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Benson2175 — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:50:28 EST

What a piece of shit.

Benson2175

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DoctorNine makes tires squeal in terror — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:21:18 EST

@buck23: Yep. Another case of what happens if you paint without the fume hood. The long exposure to organic solvents shorts the brain circuits.

You start thinking, "You know what would look reeeealy good?..." And your buddy goes, "Yeah, and we can have blue BOOBS in the TRUNK!" And you spray on one more coat, and it all makes perfect sense. Then you wake up in the morning, and you have this, this THING, so the next logical step is to tell everyone you did it for the ART, and enter a contest. Which you do, and you know, everyone else at the show has been ON THIS RIDE before, and they look at the car, and they talk to you, and they say, "Yeah dude, it's really freekin awesome man!!" And they give you a trophy, because they remember what it was like, that no one could understand. So you stand there after the show, with the rest of the guys, after the magazine photographers have gone, and you tell your buddy, who rode up for the show, "You know man, it was a trip doin it, but I think I'm gonna sell it, because it's too rad to be a daily drive." And he nods and says, "Yeah man I know. But I got this idea for an old El Camino I seen down the street." And you get in the van and drive home.

DoctorNine makes tires squeal in terror

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jbh1126 — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:18:39 EST

BLASPHEMY

jbh1126

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middlejester — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:12:12 EST

That's as close to actual boobs as the owner will ever get.

middlejester

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Seth L — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:48:08 EST

@TheMadAdder:
This car is so bad I think I just threw up in your mouth a little.

Seth L

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SonOfSlam — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:39:13 EST

I like the fact that they felt that the topless fiberglass torso is just dandy, but they put a bikini bottom on it, for the sake of good taste.

SonOfSlam

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reefer — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:39:04 EST

@BN.: wow, I have seen it all... big's and little's on a stock celica... automatic to boot... with the drag tires on the non-powered tires.... awesome.

reefer

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Black_Watch_Plaid — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:34:56 EST

@jalarmo: You know, that's about as close to a proper explanation as we're ever going to get for the trunk boobs.

Black_Watch_Plaid

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Ω ß®ªғғ — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:29:53 EST

@jnostalgics: agree completely.

my buddy's wife has a 99 Civic Si. Black with a black carbon hood. It actually has the regular Civic wheels because the car was stolen, stripped, and recovered and regular Civic headrests. It has a few basic goodies under the hood. It is not going to snap your neck but it is fun for some simple light to light stuff...

Ω ß®ªғғ

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CARBOMB — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:28:55 EST

Really? Not only does a man exist who believes this was a good idea, but another panel of men agreed said man deserves a trophy for it. Amazing...

CARBOMB

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Ω ß®ªғғ — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:27:16 EST

@BN.: wow...

That is definitely worse...

I feel like we are digressing back to the cars seen on the this site [riceboypage.com]

which has been around so long I think it was actually part of ARPANET

Ω ß®ªғғ

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LuciferV8 — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:27:12 EST

Ok, I just died laughing, went back to hell and then saw more of these things. I wasn't laughing anymore.

I'm back on earth now. Let's drag that thing onto an artillery range. Now.

LuciferV8

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jnostalgics — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:26:37 EST

See, this is what give the Civic, an otherwise sporty yet economical and reliable little car, such a bad name. It's obvious Honda hoes not employ a trained team of ninja ASIMO assassins or this kind of stuff just wouldn't happen.

jnostalgics

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amblito — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:24:07 EST

Ewwww...

Why not just buy a real BMW instead of wasting money on this pile of shit?

amblito

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jalarmo — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:18:02 EST

...and this guy is so used to having a dead hooker's torso in the trunk that he molded in a custom carrying case?

jalarmo

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jalarmo — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:15:29 EST

The bars in the "kidney grille" are all crooked... coat hangers or barbecue parts?

jalarmo

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Miscellanea, now on the main floor! — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:14:21 EST

You mean to tell me that people still do this to their automobiles?!

Miscellanea, now on the main floor!

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Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:14:13 EST

NOS bottles also double as great armrests!

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star

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Sth002000 — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:07:57 EST

I bet those back seat passengers feel SOO lame because their doors open the normal way.

Sth002000

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The HZA. — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:02:12 EST

Unpimp ze auto, dare I say?

Well, if he spills his 64 ounce blue razz slushie, chances are you would never know.

The HZA.

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Rust-MyEnemy is stll out there! — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:01:03 EST

My god.

Theres too much to look at.

It's like automotive white noise.

It's so ugly it hurts my ears.

Feet,

Arms,

Genitals

and hair.

Rust-MyEnemy is stll out there!

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Illusive — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:58:10 EST

wow...all that money spent and they didn't even do an engine swap...

Illusive

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itswemy — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:55:25 EST

This from the guy who "won the gold metal" and had it bronzed

itswemy

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wohho — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:54:36 EST

@TRAMS_AM: So you're saying Civic to BMW conversions are the 2 girls 1 cup of the auto world?

wohho

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Corvette_Thunder — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:53:41 EST

@Dr.Danger: I believe wheelie bars can actually serve a purpose with FWD drag racers, I can't totally remember why and im sure someone on here can explain it.

Corvette_Thunder

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wohho — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:53:15 EST

@Dr.Danger: Look closer, there is at least one on the underside of the trunk lid, maybe two

wohho

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TRAMS_AM — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:53:06 EST

Spend enough time in West LA and not even this will phase you.

TRAMS_AM

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Corvette_Thunder — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:52:37 EST

This is the worst thing ive seen on this website so far.

Corvette_Thunder

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Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:51:51 EST

@BN.: Wait? What?

Not only is it front wheel drive with drag tires in the back, but why wold it also need wheelie bars? And is that parachute hooked to a trailer hitch?

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star

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Mad_Science — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:51:38 EST

With each passing day I lose more faith in humanity.

Mad_Science

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eastaboga — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:50:02 EST

Everybody's missin' the point here, those are BLUE FIBERGLASS BOOBS (a whole torso in fact for those of you playing along with the home game) in the trunk. Did some stripper allow themselves to be molded for that??? Is their video??

Otherwise, use this for MRAP testing

eastaboga

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ĎāvĕΓħëβЯĂvė — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:48:34 EST

Everyone loves blue boobs in the trunk!

ĎāvĕΓħëβЯĂvė

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TampaRon — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:47:28 EST

WHY??

TampaRon

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BN. — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:44:48 EST

I still think this is worse:
[i114.photobucket.com]
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[i114.photobucket.com]

1 YES its still front wheel drive
2 YES its still an automatic
3 YES it still has the stock headunit
4 YES he did win a trophy
5 NO the nitrious is not hooked up

BN.

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Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:44:21 EST

No LCD screens in the trunk? LAME!

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star

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makfu — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:41:04 EST

If I woke up tomorrow and found out that I had built that "thing", I would kill myself.

makfu

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Paul Y. can't think of a better, shorter handle — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:39:42 EST

"Invested?"

Paul Y. can't think of a better, shorter handle

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htrodblder — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:38:51 EST

The bumper extension monitors are a nice touch. I pray I dont have stroke and that thing is the last thing I remember.

htrodblder

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SavageATL — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:35:43 EST

Ooh, that's almost worse than the eye-searing Cadillac DTS that was posted here a couple of weeks ago. No wait, that's worse, because not only is it ugly, it also says the owner is an insecure pretentious poser. (excuse the redundancy) For that kind of money you could have a real BMW so this is like getting Rudy Giuliani to dress up as Marilyn Monroe when you could have the real thing. Ewww.

SavageATL

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Buckster — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:34:58 EST

Psycho Shower Screem says it all.

Buckster

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Papercutninja — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:34:39 EST

Set it on fire. Set it on fire NOW. The amount of money these douchenozzles pour into this and the CIVIC->M3 "conversion" they could've actually bought one.

Papercutninja

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General Halfshaftery — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:34:12 EST

I'm having difficulty determining what i'm looking at there.

General Halfshaftery

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BN. — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:33:32 EST

Classy!

BN.

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TheMadAdder — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:33:22 EST

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

TheMadAdder