<![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> Obviously she couldn't see the forest through her knees.

General Halfshaftery

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> Actually the real driver is collapsed on the seat, the two ladies are committing robbery...

crazygutgut

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> I want to see the front bumper on that Google mobile...

rycoleman

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> I'm with the crowd here and am searching for tahoe who woke up and kicked her way out o de trunk and took it on the hoof. Tech FTW!

Placebo

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> "Officer, the tree jumped out from behind that...tree...house...and bit my car!"

SeanKHotay

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> @doctornine

I'm 99% sure MPD doesn't have a single Caprice. It's all Vickie's with a handful of unmarked Taurus' and Tahoe's.

crm11422

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> GPS: TURN RIGHT NOW!
Lady: OK!

Either that or she was ghost riding the whip...

What surprises me is how she went up and over that curb before hitting it. That would have had to slow her down a good bit before impact, probably ruined some front end stuff up something fierce.

tolldog

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> Who had the nerve to plant a tree at the side of the road while I was trying to drive, consult my stock broker on my blackberry, read the paper, and drink my caffe latte in this nice residential neighborhood! Kids these days, damn tree huggers planting these effing oak's all over the place...

dankicksass

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> Are you serious? You've never seen a Mercedes plowed into a stationary object in broad daylight? It's pretty much the norm around here...

takeshi

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> let the wheel straighten after the turn...else..

bdon

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> And Minneapolis has had street view for how long? Like, two days?

Ethan Allison

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> Kewl
My sis lives in Portland,OR. When I pulled up a Google Street vies of her neighborhood, her car is in one shot, take one step foward and it is gone.

Maybe she went to work...

CEman

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> @Mr_Sives_Remotoc: A well heeled local coke snarfler probably can do an E320, but the ones with enough bread and taste to go for the Maybach aren't gonna be crashing into trees in this PARTICULAR neighborhood.

DoctorNine

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> Dang... that IS a big white plastic bag.

DoctorNine

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> u can see them in the trunk taking some sort of a white bag and it seems like the white lady is yelling at conchita her maid for forgetting her lucky underwear in the laundry place

The-Simpsons-Rule!!

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> It is 2 ladies!!!! Go to 1290 17th ave N. amd u cam see them in the trunk taking some sort of a white bag and it seems like the white lady is yelling at conchita her maid

The-Simpsons-Rule!!

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> @biminitwst: Not an "accident"? Someone's been watching Hot Fuzz.

Ed - JapanCarBlog.com

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> And for my next trick, I shall turn a Mercedes-Benz into a tree.

An...Viola

10tothe5tothe710

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> Looks like the hooker in the trunk wasn't quite dead.

The kicking distracted the driver, and the impact knocked the trunk loose.

I'm scanning the nearby streets for fishnets and heels, but no luck so far.

Mad_Science

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> @doctornine

You probably hit the nail on the head....that part of North Minneapolis has been cocaine/crack-ridden (with related violence up to and including drive-by shootings) for the better part of two decades now.

BTW...does Google Street View show the "Mary Tyler Moore House" on Kenwood Parkway?

scotte

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> @POwer: Well played sir, hats off to you.

wohho

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> If she had an armored Maybach the accident would have bbrought way less consecuences.

Mr_Sives_Remotoc

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> The size of the houses in the neighborhood make it seem unlikely that the Benz is ordinary here. The fact that there is what appears to be a cop car in the background, and the fact that this car has it's trunk open, make me suspect a police chase, ending in a minor collision, with the narcotics discovered in back. The color of the Benz being white, I am going to assume this is a 'hood coke-mobile. Until proven otherwise.

DoctorNine

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> I'm betting there was a cell phone and some mascara involved.

rg

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> also, if you check out that link, it is a woman. Two actually. And that caprice is not police issue, if you back up down the street for a better view. Awesome.

BraappBraapp

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> @jnostalgics: I don't, since they haven't been cop cars since I got my license.

Crown Vics, however, scare the shit out of me. *downshift*

BraappBraapp

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> She suddenly noticed a huge snowman on her Google-GPS map and tried to steer around it...

PD to be

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> An unmarked white Caprice lurks ominously in the background. I have a Pavlovian fight or flight response to those things.

jnostalgics

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> @biminitwst: Operator headspace and timing is a major factor, as is an overlubricated nut behind the wheel.

AuricTech

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> @ash78:
"Uh Bart, don't you need to steer?"
"Nope, I have cruise control!"

TexanIdiot25: A/C is for for wusses. Real men have T-Tops

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> Hey u can see my house from here!

The-Simpsons-Rule!!

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> Goddamn trees. When's somebody going to do something about those things?

beercheck

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> @biminitwst:

According to Officer Nick Angel, it is indeed a "Traffic Collision"

Ash78

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> Not that anybody really cares, but when I was an insurance adjuster I NEVER used the word 'accident' to describe a crash or a collision.
The word 'accident' implies that no one caused the loss, it "just happened by accident."
Car crashes are always caused by something.
Someone is always at fault.
The cause is almost always a boneheaded driver.
The whole world is out of step....

biminitwst

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> Nope,she was reaching for her Pimp juice.

SLR_BlowerMania

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> She took a sudden, extreme disliking to the tree?

amblito

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> According to Jezebel commenters, women drivers are AWESOME and how dare you suggest otherwise.

Pete Gaines

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> She was clearly aiming for the squirrel.

Rust-MyEnemy is stll out there!

]]> <![CDATA[Google Street View Captures Car Accident]]> Unfortunately, adaptive cruise control can only accelerate or decelerate at up to 15% of current velocity. Better luck next time.

Ash78

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